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The Owl's Nest was in a disastrous state. The remnants of the Young-Hoe's chaotic spree still lay strewn about the dim chamber, like Demercado's on the waiver wire. After his chaotic spree, the Young-Hoe was now captive. Utterly nude, he dangled from a dusty chandelier in the center of the room, his chains fasted and mercilessly tightened by a weeping, bald-chested, Blue Cobra Bill. De...

In the wake of the Young-Hoe's mysterious disappearance, the PMFL Podcast crew, now joined by the Helmet Bopper and the Stab City Shamrock, found themselves at a crossroads. Determined to rescue their comrade, but still owing a duty to complete the podcast, they gathered in Cap'n D's apartment, a place that had become the heart of their podcasting adventures. The large ominous hole in...

Dim light cast by eerie, owl-shaped lanterns illuminated the cluttered chaos of the Nest. Filth seemed to seep into every corner. Remnants of nefarious plans and schemes long past littered the floor. Exorbitant piles of angry draft night printouts, their corners crumpled and names scribbled out in frustration, lay piled in tattered stacks. Taylor Swift memorabilia adorned the walls, a jarring cont...

As the PMFL Podcast trio, along with their new companion, ventured deeper into the Set, the chilly night seemed to intensify. The crisp air whispered tales of secrets and danger, and the trio couldn't help but exchange uncertain glances.   The Cold Hustler, his haunting violin melody replaced with grumbles about Calvin Ridley. His banged-up ankle leading the way with an air of frustration.   &...

On that brisk, chilly night in Port Moody, the town's denizens were nestled warmly in their homes, oblivious to the unfolding drama. The moon hung low in the clear sky, casting an ethereal glow upon the cobbled streets. Father Winter's icy fingers seemed to dance through the air, nipping at the cheeks of those who dared venture outside. As the PMFL Crew fled the chaotic scene of the Owl&#3...

The Owl had been nursing his little wounds and brooding since that fateful day when his grand scheme to capture Cap'n D, Mr. Hungry, and the Young-Hoe Fuj had been foiled. His feathery pride had taken a hit, but his determination to end the PMFL Podcast had only grown stronger. As he sat in his lair, the Nest, devising a new plan, he was joined by his loyal henchmen, Pepe le Skunkle and the ev...

High up in the towering cityscape of Port Moody, Cap'n D, Mr. Hungry, and the Young-Hoe Fuj were gathered in Cap'n's apartment, ready to record the highly anticipated first episode of Season 5 of the PMFL Podcast. The trio was excited, sipping on grog and munching on a can of Pringles as they prepared to dive into a sea of football banter. Little did they know that their recording sess...

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This is it Boys. The Big One. The One we all Dream of. These are the voyages of the Starship Space Pig. These are the Trials of the Mexican Dildo enthusiasts. Moonhogs. Hard-Ons. Who will etch their name on the PMFL Trophy and claim our League's greatest prize? Who will go home sobbing? Dreaming about what could have been? We break down last weeks action one final time. The Young-Hoe could not be...

This week with the Cap'n and his Motley Krew of Ugly Vagabonds are out and about, so, the Pod is brought to you by a real gap hazard crew. The Hogs in their first season walk us through his approach to the Semis facing the “God Send” Fujii's. Supported along the way by two Toilet Bowl battle hardened Veterans the Hard-Ons and the Defensive Coordinator Boppers. Lucky Lucky Primo-P stood us up. They...

It's December 2022. I've finally revealed to the world why I, Andrew Luck, left football.  What I didn't tell ESPN is that not only did I suffer great mental and physical trauma while I was playing, but that I also suffered great trauma at the hands of the god-forsaken members of the PMFL Podcast. Those toe-sucking, froggy-styling sons of bitches have made me look like a foolish twat and have also...

Have yourself a dirty little Simpmas, get your dick on straight. Rest in Peace Uncle Hard-O, you Filthy Old Dawg! Have yourself a naughty little Simpmas. Uncle O was gay. From now on, his troubles have all blown away Cap'n, Mr. Hungry and Young-Hoe breakdown our Playoff Primer Christmas Episode. We get back to one of our all-time favorite activities on the pod, publicy berating Andre's inability t...

Let's make a Zoovie. The Premise you ask? Picture this. Horny Uncle O-Dog taking a pretty second place Hard-On to the Dance. We're getting to that time. The Hard-Andre, he's dressing up real nice, something Ole Horny Uncle O-Dog would be proud to wear on his arm. Something provocative. The two head down to the world renowned Zoovie Shop prior to the Dance to freshen up and powder their noses. Ole...

What does one do with a Free-Agent Acquisition Budget (FAAB)? To spend or not to spend? That is the question. Some spend it like there’s no tomorrow (because there isn’t) and some hold onto it like it’s real money and will be there for them next year( IT’S NOT AND IT WON’T). On tonight’s episode of the PMFL Podcast, the PMFL’s defending champion and current first place team discuss the state of th...

Week 9 is in the books, the Fantasy Playoffs are approaching, everyone is in the mix. Except Joey who I recently discovered has a losing record. You know who else is in the mix? SIMPS. SIMPS are in the mix. It's big simpin' baby,spendin' G's on Darrell Henderson G. You know we thug 'em, fuck 'em, love 'em, leave 'em 'Cause we don't fuckin' need 'em on this pod, on god. Hoo will win this week? Hoo...

I see the beauty of it all, of this Fantasy Football, to join the leagues historic few. Does the trophy even still exist? If it does all must be risked, beware of Owl's who go Hoo Hoo Just the three of us, we’re back bustin on the pod Just the three of us... And we're bout to bust Just the three of us, makes me hard, stiff as a rod Just the three of us. You, you and I

Fantasy is tough. Good thing I've got this podcast every week to remind me just how tough. When you hit rock bottom, there's only one way to go.  

How Hungry is the Young Hoe? Hungry enough to entice our beloved Co-Host with a Shower by the sound of things. It is normal to feel uneasy whilst in the presence of striggoformes? I for one would say yes. Joey is the Owl. Who is the mouse? Tanner and Fujii may shit on the Owl a lot in this episode. Like an owl may shit on an unsuspecting vehicle in the night. I don't know what a striggoforme is. I...

I’m on vacation. I’m taking a break from the stress of work, moving, life and football. Still can’t escape it. Like a nagging explosive poop you need to take whilst silently suffocating under the clutches of Friendly Neighbourhood Senior-Stripper Downtown Deb’s saggy glutes at the Gorz’ Bachelor Party. That terrifying realization that you may have pre-paid your last pre-pay when you booked her for...

Right on Schedule the PMFL Podcast delivers its first stunning intro of the year. Don't expect this every week unless I have Mr. Hungry back from his Mat Leave/Sabbatical or if you give me content so good I have but no choice. We welcome two familiar voices to the pod this week who break down their own games and then some. We look at the best, we look at the worst. This is shaping up to be a great...

The Boozygate Podcasts continue... Tonight, Mr. Hungry sucks back Buckley's, the Titan gets taken down by Technology, the Hustler hucks back brewski's with Cap'n at the Village and that's about all you need to know ahead of this episode

Week 2. It's Late. Anchor needs to smarten up. Enjoy the first proper format of the 2022 Season PMFL Podcast

We're back once more for yet another season of THE… PMFL PODCAST. Coming at you almost live after a stunningly shocking performance from the Superbowl Champs who suffered a humbling loss at the hands of those Banging Buffalo Bellcows. We had a full house in the new humble abode of Cap'n and soon to be Cap'n'ess D. City of Lougheed, Tower 4, 70 inch TV with a lot of floor space will make for some e...

Cap'n D is no stranger to voodoo, but never before on the pod have with seen a filthy curse quite like this… If this shit sticks it is some serious bad mamma juju… or good I suppose, depending on which way it's interpreted. Besides the point, we're back! You Wonky-Cocked Pelican Pounding Peckerheads! To the Semi Final week of the PMFL Season and more importantly, the week of the Toilet Bowl! A suc...

Cap'n D is basking in his own comeback this week and took the night off… Save for his stunning intro… He's figured out autotune may god help us all. Instead, tonight we have a stunning Playoff Primer delivered by the two terrible toe sucking PMFL Executives themselves. We breakdown a wild final week of the regular season, look ahead to the PMFL Championship Quarter-Finals and discuss the abrupt de...