PMFL Podcast

“Folks… I’ve seen some things in my career. John Madden on Molly, Tom Brady kissing his Kids, Susan's Breasts.. But nothing— nothing —compares to what’s happening in the PMFL right now. The Cold Hustlers have turned into a death machine. The WOPS are winning ugly. The Hard-Ons are scoring like rabbits in springtime. And at the bottom? The Gridiron Gausmen are actively redefining what ‘rock bot...

Cap'n's Slamming Hazy's, Mr. Hungry's cooking up some grub in Gorzy's Kitchen and the Younghoe.. probably fapping. We take a break and welcome two stunning PMFL Papa's to host this weeks pod.

Well folks, Week Two is in the books — and let me tell you, it was carnage out there. Blood on the gridiron, egos shattered, and more kneecaps blown out than a Dan Campbell pep talk. The WOPs? Oh, they didn’t just get their revenge — they punted Younghoe Fuj straight out of the Owl’s Nest, crown flying, cash raining down like confetti at a bankruptcy hearing. 5-8 all time, baby, and they’re flappi...

“Oh sure, here we go again — Season 10 of the PMFL Podcast, the prestige television of grown men yelling about fantasy football. Cap’n D, Mr. Hungry, and Younghoe sit around pretending their bad takes from last year didn’t happen, then spend 40 minutes congratulating themselves for noticing that good players are good and bad players are bad . They prattle on about jersey bets like it’s some high-s...

In the most unhinged, jaw-dropping episode of the PMFL Podcast yet, Al Michaels delivers his final tirade of the 2024 season with a ferocity that will leave you speechless. No team, GM, or league member escapes his wrath as he reflects on the chaos, stupidity, and outright madness that defined this year in fantasy football. From the Younghoe Fuj's improbable rise to the Copenhagen Cowboys' tragic...

The stage is set, and the PMFL Semi-Finals are here! In this episode, Al Michaels breaks down the most thrilling, heartbreaking, and downright ridiculous Quarterfinal matchups in PMFL history. From the stinky Skunkle Squad pulling off a historic upset against the Helmet Boppers to the Younghoe Fuj channeling his inner David to slay the Tokyo Titans' Goliath, it's all chaos, drama, and fantasy foot...

Tonight, is the last night before the 2024 PMFL Playoffs. Boppers, Titans, WOPs, Hungries, Eagles, Gausmen, Younghoe's and Skunks. Al Michaels has locked Cap'n D out of the PMFL Podcast studio and invited to distinguished young gentlemen into the booth to breakdown their entry into the Dance and the outlook for the Quarter Finals and Bowl of Poo.

🎬 "A modern holiday masterpiece. It’s A Christmas Carol meets fantasy football chaos, and it absolutely works." - Rotten Turnovers 🍿 "I laughed, I cried, I updated my roster. This episode made me believe in miracles—and the Taysom Hill hype—for at least one week." - Younghoe Weekly 🎤 "A tour de force from Al Michaels. His transformation from curmudgeonly fantasy skeptic to league visionary is b...

It's the most chaotic time of the year, and the PMFL Podcast is back with Episode 11 of Season 6 to bring you all the wild, weird, and outright ridiculous moments leading up to the league's big dance! Join the ever-grumpy Al Michaels as he reluctantly exchanges pleasantries with the top dog himself, The Helmet Bopper, who is swinging his way into the playoffs with first place and no shortage of ho...

In this absolutely chaotic episode of the PMFL Podcast, Al Michaels takes the reins (and liberties) with another iconic opening. Buckle up as Al ranks the ugliest General Managers in the PMFL—because apparently, tact and decorum are on vacation this week. The roast is fiery, with Cap’n D and Mr. Hungry bearing the brunt of Al’s sharp tongue, but things take an unexpected turn when Cap’n D storms i...

Welcome back to the PMFL Podcast, where the stakes are high, and the competition is fierce! In Episode 9 of Season 6, Cap'n D and the ever-vocal Household Hard-On join forces to break down all the action from Week 10 of the 2024 PMFL season. This week, the duo dives deep into each match-up, dissecting the crucial wins, the painful losses, and the ripple effects across the league standings. With th...

In a historic episode of the PMFL Podcast, we present The Trial of the Gridiron Gausmen . Our resident legend, Al Michaels, steps in as judge, jury, and executioner, presiding over one of the most anticipated moments in PMFL history. After weeks of chaos, controversy, and blatant disrespect, the infamous Gridiron Gausmen finally faces the music. The charges? Inciting anarchy with his "F*** Fantasy...

Welcome back to the PMFL Podcast! This week, Cap’n D, Mr. Hungry and for a brief while, the Younghoe Fuj, break down all the wild action from Week 8 of the PMFL. From shocking upsets to heated guarantees, no team or GM is safe from the spotlight. Al Michael's is in top form. Join us as we dissect Graeme’s stunning "Gridiron Gausmen Guarantee" and whether it was worth all the hype (spoiler: maybe h...

Welcome back to the PMFL Podcast, where we’ve taken a wild turn this week! Al Michaels is in rare form, bringing on a surprise guest – the one and only Donald Trump. From debating aliens, to ranting about fantasy football trades and making questionable comparisons between PMFL and Politics, this episode dives deep into both the hilarious and chaotic world of the PMFL. We cover every single gut-wre...

For this episode of the PMFL Podcast, Al Michaels returns with more fiery commentary after a two-week break in jolly old England. From claiming Big Ben is named after Roethlisberger to roasting Barstool for being a sorry excuse for sports media, Al pulls no punches. He goes off on the critics who can't handle his "Thursday Night Football" performance, throwing shade at Barstool, Twitter trolls, an...

Welcome back to yet another wild ride with the PMFL Podcast, Episode 4! This week, Cap’n D, Mr. Hungry, and the Young-Hoe Fuj break down all the drama and chaos from Week 3 in the league. From the Midnight Eagles losing by a razor-thin margin thanks to Scary Terry's last-minute heroics for the WOPS, to the Fat Lizzo Battle of Derrick Henry vs Zack Slow As Moss carrying the Helmet Boppers and S...

Welcome back to the PMFL Podcast! In this episode, Cap'n D, Mr. Hungry, and the Young-Hoe Fuj gather around (with garlic naans in hand) to break down the wild ride that was Week 2. Mr. Hungry’s having a rough time trying to come to terms with being 0-2, while the WOPs continue their dominant run—but is there a Dark Horse team flying under the radar that’s poised to take the league by storm, un...

Welcome back to the PMFL Podcast! In this week's episode, we dive headfirst into all the drama, disasters, and delusions that Week 1 brought to the PMFL. The jerseys have been bet, and we're here to recap every humiliating, glorious detail. From player performances that had GMs puffing their chests out, to injuries that had the rest of you crying into your beer. We break down the epic waiv...

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Welcome to the 2024 PMFL Podcast, the go-to spot for all things related to the greatest fantasy football league in the world—the PMFL. It’s your host's, Cap'n D, Mr. Hungry, YoungHoe and Gaus, and we're kicking things off in style as we dive headfirst into the most anticipated event of the year: Draft Day. In this episode, we recap the electric energy that filled the room as 12 GMs cam...

As Pepe le Skunkle and the Household Hard-On approached the precarious edge of the Bridge of Byes, the very chasm that bridged the gap between triumph and despair, an ominous foreboding air hung heavy. The chasm, a swirling vortex of cosmic chaos, seemed to pulsate with an eerie, unspoken warning. The Hard-On, adorned with his illustrious PMFL trophy, strode forward confidently, his meaty form qui...

As Cap'n D descended into the abyss beneath the bridge of byes, darkness enveloped him, and the air grew thick with an eerie chill. He plummeted, caught in a free fall through the unfathomable depths of the PMFL. Far below, amidst the inky blackness, a faint glimmer flickered. A colossal entity shrouded in mystery and power. Its immense form emanating a foreboding aura from its slumber. From t...

The Bridge of Byes, a nexus of fate suspended between the realms of triumph and despair, bore witness to a duel of cosmic proportions. Midstride, Cap'n D and the Cold Hustler clashed, the ancient timbers beneath them groaning as if burdened by the collective weight of the fantasy football cosmos. The stakes were higher than mere statistics; they were dueling destinies. Each blow exchanged reso...

Amidst the eerie gloom of the Jungle of the Bottom, Pepe le Skunkle stood paralyzed, his heart pounding. The atmosphere hung heavy with a palpable sense of hopelessness, broken only by the ghostly cries of the cursed Younghoe-Koo. Just when despair threatened to swallow him whole, a bizarre twist of fate unfurled from the heavens above. An enormous phallic object, comically large and imposing, tum...

Pepe le Skunkle tumbled from the tattered rope ladder descending from the nest. "And don't come back!" cried the Owl "I'm 3-4 for a reason. I'm going places. I don't need to be held back by the likes of you". The trapdoor slammed shut. Pepe found himself utterly alone, planted within the desperate jungle of the bottom of the standings. The air descended upon him...