Planet 93.9

Keeping a six foot long highly venomous cobra in a homemade cage seemed like a good idea at the time. The Winter Olympics are over and not a moment too soon for one cross-country skier. 

A Wisconsin vigilante t-bones snowblower thieves, Mattress Mack loses millions (again!) and a woman fakes two pregnancies to get out of work.

Today's episode features an anthropomorphic pickle who was lost and then abducted and a guy with a finger (not his) in his wallet.

A bidet company has come up with the absolute WORST Super Bowl promotion in history. The new Batman used to be a high school vampire and we've got a lot of questions.

Darren FINALLY knows what he wants to be when he grows up. It's not a Marvin Gaye impersonator at the zoo.

Where has Spank been? He's been happily donating his body to science. Crows are now in charge of keeping Sweden's streets beautiful. 

A&E tries to outdo TLC with a new completely insane TV show. Tiger King's appeal did NOT go as planned. O.J. shares his Halloween costume.

Buzz Aldrin was not a fan of Tang. The Post Office has upset some of The Giving Tree's fans. Juilian Lennon would like to sell you a computer picture of his dad's jacket.

Dave and Darren interview a pair of robots designed to do household chores. Peloton bikes claim another imaginary victim. 

A reporter was hit by a car on live TV and managed to finish her update. The Report of the Week finally took Arby's Diablo Dare.

Both of OJ. Simpson's former NFL teams are still active in the playoffs. Naturally, Juice has thoughts on the Cowboys. All You Can Eat Sushi is not the best deal if you end up in the hospital.

Pig hearts beating in human chests?  Elvis kicked off the Vegas Strip? THC Butter? Welcome to the brave new world!

Arby's has a new challenge that comes with its own milkshake. The little boy from Titanic is STILL getting paid. Dave isn't impressed by Barrel Full Of Monkeys.

They're bringing back Crystal Pepsi. Dave has a terrible idea about potential new old hobby. 

We learn a lot about delivery room pranks, hamster alcohol tolerance and the latest gadgets at this year's Consumer Electronics Show.

Wheel of Fortune has lost at least one viewer after a final puzzle is correctly guessed but not accepted. Christmas was full of drama. We may have found the next Mr. Jennifer Anniston.

This Winter Solstice we've got what might be the all-time worst Christmas song and a story involving the worst boss of all time. 

Midwesterners put pickles on their Christmas trees to honor an old German tradition that almost no one in Germany has ever heard of.

Sure, Steph Curry's new NBA record is impressive but is it as impressive as balancing a smoking chimney on your head?

We talk with comedian Gary Gulman, discuss the sequel that wasn't for Mrs. Doubtfire and  Whamagedon 2021. 

What's the best way to deal with pesky teenagers parking their car near your house? A Florida Man answers this question in the most Florida Man way possible: FLAMETHROWER!

If we can't count on an honest camel beauty pageant, what CAN we count on? Why are people putting Christmas trees in their bedrooms?

We're pumped for the Facts Of Life Live show! Would Bigfoot hunters consider eating them? Joey Chestnut just ate 17 pounds of shrimp cocktail.

The man with the world's longest nose is recognized by the Guinness World Records. A Golden Girls fan convention is happening in Chicago next year. 

Is there a better way to get an ex to contact you than staging and elaborate fake wedding? Dave has thoughts on Get Back and license plates.