Planet 93.9

An armored car "makes it rain" on a California interstate and we have a new favorite Christmas story. 

To promote Movember, someone made a suit out of mustache hair. Hy-Vee struggles to give Pringles away. A Florida woman tries to McGuyver her way out of a DUI. 

Spank The Joke Telling Monkey Puppet stops by the studio for National Farm Jokes Day.

The advice column review has some doozies this episode and Melissa Joan Hart is in love with a nutcracker. We also discuss oven mitts!

In this episode, a family fulfils a man's last request to be buried in his pick up truck, a woman runs 96 consecutive marathons and people drink hard seltzer in the shower. 

Now we've got flying venomous spiders to worry about?!? A trash can makes a harrowing journey across the Atlantic.

This episode features a few awkward moments at a haunted house, a marathon and an American multinational casual dining restaurant chain.

People are eating tacos 227 miles above us. Here on Earth, a beloved bust of Elvis was stolen and returned to a West Peoria bar.

A stripper's pet monkey bit a kid on Halloween. Steps are being taken to rid airplanes of excess rattlesnakes. Dave wants to buy Fonzie's jacket. 

Edwardo the Ghost wasn't happy when his living girlfirend went public with their relationship. The creator of Squid Game lost six teeth from the stress of producing the show. 

Buffalo Wild Wings is hiring robots. Harrison Ford found his lost credit card. Not everyone is crazy about Halloween.

The site of the first two Nightmare on Elm Street movies is for sale. We might have to deal with a candy corn shortage this year. 

The Wiggles are reuniting for an adults only arena tour. A gigantic pumpkin missed out on winning the championship due to internal pressure.

Do you need a snake? Sure! But snake ownership has always been prohibitively expensive. Until now!

William Shatner is about to visit outer space. A Bosnian man built his wife a rotating house. Get ready for a Bozo the Clown reboot.

Captain Kirk does NOT want to go to space. French sanitation workers are striking for a 21 hour work week. Darren wants to be Baby Yoda.

We're getting a new Peanuts special for New Year's Eve. A woman almost died from injuries caused by wearing jean shorts. 

Would it shock you to learn Arnold Schwarzenegger lives with a donkey? Drew Brees seemed confused about his role on Sunday Night Football. Science can tell us which horror movie is the scariest.

Meet Mr. Methane! Now we've got bats to worry about. An alarming number of creepy dads go to Disneyland.

Now we've got OTTERS to worry about?!? At least we can get a deal on a gently used Jeep in Florida.

This episode features a fatal encounter with Coca-Cola, a near fatal encounter with a rabid beaver and the sweetest bomb threat we've ever heard of.

The Japanese have elevated pillow fighting to a sport. People are asking for big bucks for Oreos. We've got a lot to say about French Onion Dip.

After 70 years, we finally get to see what Batman's bathroom looks like. And with the market so volatile these days, is there a better investment than hot dogs?!? 

Has the Summer of The Gator become the Fall of The Zebras? Darren has some oddly specific plans for the next weeding he attends.

Tag Team is back AGAIN! Researchers are working around the world to teach cows how to use bathrooms.