Planet 93.9

We're trying to figure out which one of us is Bert and which one is Ernie. There's a trick to save money on concert tickets. A Canadian Beaver took down the internet.

This episode features a Florida Man mistaking a 7-foot alligator for a dog, sexy talking garbage cans and the meanest elephant ever.

Taco Bell has an interesting innovation and Darren wants kids to consider marking their summer break with a can of Pringles. 

Mariah Carey is being sued over her Christmas song. A newlywed couple decides to starve their guests in order to pay for a visit from Mickey and Minnie Mouse.

Elvis weddings in Vegas might be coming to an end. A man walks into a Pennsylvania Burger to discover it's completely empty.

A father/son team of treasure hunters thinks the FBI is keeping gold from them. An Elvis impersonator is marrying a Priscilla Presley impersonator. 

And...we're BACK! A meteor described as "350 giraffes tall" is about to whiz by us. The next Winnie The Pooh movie is a R-rated horror flick. We learn all about dogfishing.

This episode features a handful of crashes. Power gids crash! A truck driven by a middle school crashes! And a wedding crasher is apprehended.

Someone drove a van into a "state of the art" hot dog stand. We review fad diets and learn about a Florida gator's unquenchable thirst for Diet Coke.

How can we wager on centenarian races? Are seagulls spies for the upcoming alien invasion? 

In this episode we'll learn about marrying holograms and having babies with ghosts. We also discover our new favorite Toledo watering hole and/or laundromat. 

They found one of Dorothy's dresses in an old shoebox. Living next to the Dublin airport is driving at least one person completely insane.

If you're ever lost in the desert, this podcast might just save your life! In other news, Mexican Pizza returns to Taco Bell.

Netflix wants to give you another thumb. A fake cop meets the real police after trying to scam a Florida Wendy's. We now know Spock's first name.

We're used to mall Santas misbehaving but Easter Bunnies? Consumer Reports has some new air conditioning guidelines. 

Burger King is being sued, a corpse attends his funeral at a nightclub and a snake gets comfy on a stranger's couch.

People are going online with complaints of unwanted Lucky Charms cereal side effects. Dave wants us to believe he bought a bathroom robot.

This episode has monkeys delivering pizza, news of an IT prequel and OJ's take on that Oscars slap.

Remember when we had TWO IHOPs? A wedding dress prank goes wrong. Babysitters recall their strangest jobs.

During our Spring Break. Dave got to pilot the Millenium Falcon Uber Eats thinks we ordered a pizza from New Jersey last night. 

They're making a biopic about Billy Joel without any Billy Joel in it and a Lion King prequel. Tony Hawk broke his leg while skateboarding. 

On this episode we learn all about AI mistresses, reverse catfishing and naked pool parties.

Who would win in a fight between Rocky Balboa and John Rambo? Sylvester Stallone has an answer. How much party sub is a guest entitled to eat? We try to answer that one.

Imagine losing your iPhone, as if it vanished into thin air, only to have it reappear a decade later...in your toilet! 

There's a new World Record holder for corn shucking. Maybe using your clown photo on Tinder isn't the best idea?