Planet 93.9

Dave learns all about self-serve corn stands. Cheaters are having a moment these days. A squirrel invades a home office during a Zoom call.

You ever hear of a trainjacking? Darren wonders about the local racoon population and a young man gets a traffic cone stuck on his head.     

James Earl Jones is a wonderful man who famously played a villian who was more machine than man. He's giving up that job to an actual machine. Taint sunning is taking the country by storm! Kelly Ripa wrote a book.

A Florida family enjoyed their succulent Chinese dinner until Mom had to call the cops. We look at road rage data after a bizarre event after an Arkansas football game.

Kids who wear rock band t-shirts aren't necessarily fans.. We've got life hacks on getting a rental car when none are available and how to get the very  best deal on a Walmart TV.

This episode contains shocking revelations about kangaroos, pickles and cheating at chess. Consider this your warning!

This episode is about the nature of fear, slashing the tires of an old lover and walking around a swamp for three days after a gator takes your arm.

On this episode, we discuss odd cereal combinations, hopelessly inept monkey hunters and art created by AI.

Darren has an idea for a crime fighting puppet duo. Pilots are fighting the cockpit and people are using pumpkins as a floatation device. 

This episode finds us inventing an app for identical twins and a Ouija board that contacts the living.

It's not enough to watch out for sharks in Florida. Now the oysters can kill you. We're getting a Ferris Bueller spin-off even though absolutely nobody asked for it.

Snoop Dogg has his own breakfast cereal. Heidi Klum shares an awful dating story. Someone lost their foot at Yellowstone.

Meet the biggest narc in Ohio along with a woman with 100 great-grandchildren and the driver of the world's fastest golf cart. 

A drive-in in Newton that was damaged by a tornado had a screening of Twister. Burger King may have accidentally sent you an email last night. 

A Virgina snake is hungry for mice and popcorn. The Rock works bedroom security. There was an incident at a pool in Moline and EVERYONE made sure we knew about it.

William Shatner lost his wallet in a corn crib. A family of four enjoys a knife fight. Darren has an idea to spark interest in the Space Program. 

This podcast features wayward whales, terrifying murder dolls and and a dead traveling frozen sperm whale. It should make more sense once you listen. 

A martini made out of Velveeta Cheese has Dave questioning some life decisions. A Florida Man is slowly undressed by a gator before it eats his arm. We met the chillest sharkbite victim ever.

People are putting their cracked eggshells back in the carton and then BACK IN THE FRIDGE?!?

The mayor marries an alligator, Florida Man snuffs a rooster and Wimbledon installs a quiet sexy room. 

The Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest had extra excitement this year with a battle between Joey Chestnut and a guy in a Darth Vader mask. We're thinking about opening a new business near the new I-74 Bridge.

Dave's excited to wager on this weekend's John Deere Classic. The Fourth of July is the most  dangerous day to be a cell phone. A haunted doll is giving people chest pains.

Darren has a dream to represent the USA in the next Olympics as a solo synchronized swimmer. A man who has never missed a day at his Burger King job got some pens and candy.

Do you think I can't date your friend just because you're my sister? REALLY?!? That's ridiculous! 

Nerf has a mascot. We're approaching a grim elephant anniversary. A 1976 "lost" episode of Sesame Street has been posted online.