Planet 93.9

Today's recap features murderous cows, a runaway tractor and storm clouds with a personal vendetta against a park ranger.

Are the Sun and the Moon the same thing? Why is Humpty Dumpty always an egg? Which way is left? 

Would you rather drive around America in a giant hot dog or peanut? It turns out there's something to the old sitcom trope of doppelgangers. Dave still dreams of taking up metal detecting in retirement.

Missouri police are looking for volunteer day drinkers. There was no tailgating allowed at the National Championship "Game".

Our first review for 2023 includes ice beer, a randy walrus and a review of everything Americans got stuck up their butts in 2022. 

Here's our Patron Exclusive Podcast for December 2022. Thanks for your continued support. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Our final morning show review for 2022 includes a meet and greet gone wrong, new Christmas traditions to consider and a completely ineffective way to battle holiday depression. Cheers!  

Love! Exciting and new. Come aboard, Bigfoot's on the crew!

Get ready to meet a level nine turtle who thought he was a level four alligator and an Iowa dog who called the fire department.

You know that line in "Most Wonderful Time of the Year" about scary ghost stories?  It turns out telling ghost stories around a fire used to be a big part of how people celebrated Christmas. In other news, tattooing your eyeball might sound like a good idea, but IS it?

It's the most wonderful time of the year! This episode features timely holiday tips on keeping your Christmas tree hydrated and what to eat when you find yourself stranded in shark infested waters.

We've invented a new wintertime activity! It's far less risky than playing Monopoly with your family.

Giant five fingered teddy bears are the stuff of your worst Christmas nightmares. We're pleased to announce our new giant bow rental venture. Frosty The Snowman had demons, man.

Apparently, our fellow Americans are hot and bothered over their delivery drivers. Demi Moore is newly single. Owls are back in the news.

This review of our Planet 93.9 Morning Show includes a bizarre love triangle, fried chicken lawsuits and a good old fashion meat log assault. 

An absolute breakthrough in tater tot technology has us both very intrigued/hungry. A Quad Citian just shattered the world record for hand clapping.

This episode has details on a multi-million dollar meat heist, a scandal in the world of professional cornhole and an ingenious method to maximize your PTO next year.

Drew Barrymore struggles with wine stains and coming to terms with a fake friend. Bobby and Cindy wander off and smuggle beans and franks to a runaway via flashlight.

It turns out an exploding colon and being brought from the dead were just the beginning of bombshells from the new Matthew Perry memoir. Darren invents the McRib McMuffin.

Sure, walking to Qatar SEEMS like a good idea...but IS it? And why are people taping their mouths shut before bedtime? And where's Grandma?!?

This episode of Dave & Darren's Top Five Things comes with the following disclaimer: You WILL fall in love with Big Shirl. Don't tell us you weren't warned. Her charms are inescapable! 

They're FINALLY making a sequel to Twister! A South Carolina man learns what the street value of human cremains is. Dave successfully navigates Aldi's complex shopping cart puzzle. 

Captain Kirk went to space and it was a huge bummer. A denim enthusiast just spent $76,000 pair of jeans.

This edition of The Top Five Things Podcast features angry birds, drive-thru misadventures and a stranded astronaut begging for landing fees money. Enjoy!

The King's alarm clock is a human being. AnotherTinder date ends with a 911 call and a blood covered naked man in a parking garage. There's yet ANOTHER cheating scandal.