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People will climb to the top of the highest mountain or spend weeks at the bottom of the deep blue sea in search of kicks, baby! KICKS! 

This episode of Top Five Things features odd family secrets, olive oil coffee and another terrific Florida man story.

A man visiting Nashville (ON BUSINESS!!) woke up to the sight of the hotel manager sucking on his toes. A high school prank and an astronaut's funeral go terribly wrong.

Mahatma Gandhi famously said, “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” If he were alive today, he'd probably say, "Before you sign, learn what the word lease means."

This episode features fake twins, parrot hookups over Facetime, people horny for robots and details on a sledgehammer recall.  

In this episode, a naughty puppy turns into an unlikely life-saving hero, an ultramarathoner gets a free ride and a pizza delivery guy actually gets some sort of commendation from the police.

This episode features a diabolical dime heist, a middle school fight club and a stuffed eagle who plans on flying a bachelorette party to Sweden. 

This installment of our Top Five Things Podcast includes an April Fools Prank gone horribly wrong, some good advice and a warning from the FBI.

This is the March 2023 Patron Show.

Dave's not sure the Air movie is even real. A noted scientist predicts we'll all be immortal in just 8 years. A Monopoly game ends predictably with a samurai sword fight.

A "very smart, well-educated lady, fell for a scam. The type of scam you'd have to be monumentally stupid to fall for. We revisit the tale of the Kentucky man who was forced to eat his own beard.

Setting a bag of chips on fire is NOT how nachos are made. We struggle to understand crawlspaces and modern vacuum cleaners.

Is an Everything Shower anything like and Everything Bagel? It's not. Is it more fun than a hot tub session that ends with a mountain lion attacking your head? It is! Probably.

In this installment of The Top Five Things, we learn more than ever wanted to about Barbie's dad. Someone thought Sunny D Hard Seltzer was a good idea. Plus, we talk with The Armorer (Emily Swallow) from Disney+'s "The Mandalorian".

A missing cat is found inside a Las Vegas hotel room. Someone threatened to blow up the Hollywood sign. Reggie is up to his old tricks!

Here's our Leap Day Spooktacular presented exclusively to you wonderful patrons! 

Nothing quite matches the excitement of a teenager learning about a snow day. A new underwhelming Chick-Fil-A record is established. Eggs are to blame for a boxer's failed doping test.

This edition features a fatal gator attack, field tests and a family that may or may not be ready for the commitments of dog ownership.

The thing about a discarded sex doll you find in a creek is it's got lifeless eyes. black eyes, like a doll's eyes. Here's the first Top Five Things from our new studios on Brady Street.

Love means never having to say you're sorry for asking someone to marry you at a Cracker Barrel for a chance to get free food. 

Sylvester Stallone's family will star in a new reality TV show. A monkey's seemingly miraculous birth has a logical explanation. 

Our first Patron Exclusive podcast for 2023 is up. For some reason we sound like robots for the last ten minutes. No idea how that happened. Artificial Intelligence?

This episode has stolen monkeys, pizza lawsuits and an "impressive" shark attack.

We've got a Florida story involving a Slim Jim related assault and a Michigan story with a trap door! Also a get rich relatively quick scheme involving mermaids. Enjoy!

Who could have guessed using TikTok to launder money for online gambling or using your position as a lunch lady to sell edibles to high schoolers was a bad idea?