PHINNECKY PODCAST

In this soon-to-be Emmy Award winning episode, Bliss tells us his plans for the #1 overall pick and nothing else. We don't mention dicks or balls, not even once. It's pretty great.

LaMark Jandrews wasn't just the worst team name of the season, it was also the Phinnecky 2023 Champion. How did Zak pull it off? Was it done in the draft or in the waivers? WHAT IS HIS SECRET SAUCE? Click play to find out more about Zak than you ever thought possible in the latest Phinnecky Strategy Series. 

Nasty has something to say. Is it about the Cougs? Seahawks? Anthony Richardson's big dick?! Click and find out. 

In the latest edition of the Phinnecky Strategy Series, we welcome Snake to talk Olympics and Preseason but, more importantly, we utilize the latest in research technology to determine who the 5x Champ will draft in the first round of the Phinnecky Draft. 

In the first (maybe last) episode of our Phinnecky Summer Strategy Series, Bottom unveils the secret to his best season in five years.

Bottom and I recap the vibes of Anthony Edwards dethroning The Joker in a 20pt second half comeback while also wondering if the Blazers can find that kind of success in the upcoming NBA draft. I then forget what this pod is about and start talking about Jurassic Park. THIS IS THE OFFSEASON CONTENT YOU CRAVE!

The Phinnecky podcast comes a long way with Bliss and Emily informing the commish (myself) that MAYBE last week's pod could have been handled a little bit differently. Also we discuss why both the Seahawks and Broncos have shit odds to make the playoffs. 

Bottom comes aboard the pod with takes and statements that are certain to surprise EVERYONE. Also, we discuss whether the Seahawks can handle a changing of the guard any better than the Blazers. 

Welcome to Draft Day!!! Kevin Costner is in the building, and he wants to trade up for the QB of the Future in Minnesota, steal the next Superstar WR in Buffalo and fleece whatever sucker takes Penix at the bottom of the first round. Buckle up you pancake eating MF'rs, ITS DRAFT DAYYYY!!!!

Did you know that Micheal Penix is one day younger than Trey Lance? Did old ass Brock Purdy change the minds of the NFL when it comes to QB experience? On this episode, his Nastyness and the Commish discuss all that and how NIL helped make the 2024 QB \draft class different than any other in NFL history. 

The March Dadness rages on with Snake as, following a brief pause of March Sadness (Chun-dgment Day), we dive into the first ever "Best Case Scenario for Phinnecky" Mock Draft of the first Sweet 16 picks of the NFL Draft! Then we drink too much and cry a bit and totally promise eachother everything is gonna be OK with the Cougs and pain is only temporary. 

PHINNECKY LEGEND SCOTT SWEENEY IS BACK!!! We talk Tourney picks, Free Agency and what it feels like to have 20yr old Lil Jon songs. Is he related to Eastern Washington's own Sydney Sweeney? MAYBE?! Listen now to find out!

TWO YEARS LATER.

As the bright sunlight of the SuperBowl retreats into the darkness of off-season, we plead you bask with us in the warmth of Free Agency and the NFL Combine. Who do the Seahawks feel can help take the roster over the top and is there another McCaffrey-esque trade wading in the midst to swing the pendulum we call the NFL playoff odds? Also.... PUNT GOD LIVES?!

Seahawks youngest coach ever?! Superbowl predictions?! ACTUALLY, it's Bottom trying to tell us that there is life outside of the NFL and that the Blazers are basically on track to win a Superbowl of their own. 

Dr. Nasty lays out a clear and non-Beastmode plan to fix the Seahawks while the Commish suggests his Space Cowboys theories and discusses cooking a whole damn fish. 

Welp, Pete is out and Zak is in. Tune in to find out if Spite McKee can, not just shit all over Bliss for having the worst Phinnecky Finals appearance of all time, but also find a solution that may boost Hawks back to their rightful perch atop the NFC West.

NostraSnakus hops on the pod to tell us Dawgs suck, Bliss is bad and whether we can draft Falcon's skill players next season or no?

It's Championship Week and the reigning champ, King Tez, is here to help Benjamin Blisstopher avoid what could possibly be the most embarrassing loss in Phinnecky Cup History... and it all could start with Jarret Stidham?!

It's FINALS WEEK and everyone is wondering whether it's Bliss or Zak that stay sober enough to wake up in time for the last exam of the semester. Snake joins the pod to vent his pain and announce WHO DECIDES THIS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHUP?! Bliss's Lions or Zak's Rams OR is this ACTUALLY a battle between two of the NFL's most disliked head coaches?! SHED THOSE PANTS, CLICK PLAY AND FIND OUT! 

HO HO HO! This EXTREMELY special episode of Phinnecky was written and produced by Cal so you KNOW it's loaded with hot takes such as: "CAN UNCLE SNAKE COME BACK VS BLISS? CAN BOTTOM TRUST KING HENRY VS SEAHAWKS? and "WHAT SHOULD THE COUGS DO WITH ALL UW'S MONEY?!"

JP joins the pod to discuss LOSERS WEEK and the Final Four that remain in the Phinnecky Playoffs (SPOILER ALERT: JP IS NOT IN THE FINAL FOUR). Chap is also present for the pod but primarily limits his contributions to the pod by getting stuck on a rocking horse. 

In true Thunderdome style, five Phinnecky teams enter Week 14 but only four shall live to see the playoffs!!! Why will Bliss be eliminated? FIND OUT NOW AND CLICK PLAY!!!

Commish, Snake and Sam talk the fantasy fallout of Thursday Night Football, Phinnecky rankings and whether the Seahawks can survive facing the Niners two times in three weeks. 

Fresh off a family trip to Kona, Cal and Benny hop on the pod to drop the hottest takes, update us on Spiderman and let Emily know that the best QB in football is.....?