PHINNECKY PODCAST

Happy NFL Draft Week to those who Celebrate! It truly is the most wonderful time of the year! On this episode, the Snake and I walk through all 32 picks of the first round and tell you who should get drafted, what teams will trade and who gets stuck with Ty Simpson. ENJOY!!!

Bliss said he wanted to hang out so I rolled in with a doozy of a downer BUT we also unveil the Seahawks secret weapon for next season. 

Curious at all why the Seahawks are in no hurry to lock-in a replacement for K9? Are you also unsure of how the NFL Compensatory Pick system works? Perfect. Here's a preschooler to explain it to you. 

Imagine coming home from school and learning that your favorite running back on your favorite team just left for the Chiefs. NOW IMAGINE DO IT ON YOUR DAD'S PODCAST! Enjoy!

A pod so large and glorious we have chapters. 6MINS - Who are the non-Mendoza QBs and which one is a freak athlete? 20MINS - Seahawks Cap Space and K9 vs Rookie RBs 30MINS - JSN Money, Small School WRs and the Most Schneider Pick Possible 39MINS - John Schneider's History with the 32nd Pick + Defensive Ends 44MINS - The Greatest Combine Performance Ever and Why He's Likely a Bust 49MINS - The Best...

Our resident NBA expert confirms that all our NBA heroes are all dying a slow professional death and thus our millennial basketball era is coming to an end. What is our legacy? Well, maybe it's breaking all the records and redefining basketball OR maybe it's murdering All Star Weekend. Only time will tell. Also, World Cup, Olympics and WTF can the Seahawks do to repeat Super Bowls FOR REAL THIS TI...

Snake is already fortunate enough to have his bday on the Super Bowl, will he be lucky enough to watch the Seahawks win one on his special day?!

Dr. Nasty is here to let us know who deserves credit for the Seahawks win over the Rams and what to expect in the SUPERBOWL!

It's been a wild night and while Snake and the Commish celebrate the Hawks beating the Rams, Captain Cal is here to break it all down. 

With 90 days until the draft and two days until the NFC CHAMPIONSHIP we have: Emcal, Bottom and Bliss breaking down the latest in the Bills fucking up absolutely EVERYTHING (or are they?) Cig-Natty's next job + is Mendoza #1 material? the Phinnecky podcast was two years early on Stidham Bliss's Big Secret Project WHO WINS THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP?!

36 HOURS TO SEAHAWKS V NINERS FOR ALL THE MARBLES. HOW DO WE FEEL? ARE WE OK? WHAT IS AN OBLIQUE?  Also playoff predictions, Harbaugh in NYC and Dante Moore NOT in NYC. 

Some legends are told, some turn to dust or to gold.  But you will remember Zak Remember Zak for centuries And just one mistake is all it will take He'll go down in history Remember Zak for centuries

An old school deep dive into each matchup and team to determine what players were smart picks and which murdered your championship hopes without any remorse. (Then they wore your season's face as a mask and danced naked in the mirror with their wiener tucked in between their legs asking if you wanted to f....)

Daniel Jones is DEAD, Rivers is BACK, Hurts is useless and Lamar/Mahomes era is OVER. This episode is LOADED and I havent even mentioned D. Nasty will tell us how to fix the Cougs (and how the #1 QB prospect in 2017 can save the Vikings). 

I don't know what's more exhausting, a slumber party full of 9yr old boys or watching JJ McCarthy play football. Snake joins the pod to help me find the answer. 

4pts?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! 4PTS!!!? I'll let Cal take this one. 

This pod provides basically zero fantasy football value. 

Welcome to the Phinnecky GAMBLING Podcast where Ben Derige tells us all how to hit $22k parlays. Then he uses his big genius brain to pick the Phinnecky winners for this week which, to the shock of nobody, do not align with the beliefs of the Commish at all. 

Why talk just football when you could also talk about how the Mariners are now 2-2 in the series vs the dirty Canadian birds?

Dr. Nasty joins the pod to watch Trevor Lawrence trip himself into a victory before recapping a WILD week 5 and the Commish breaks down what he saw in-person with Seattle losing at the last second vs the Buccs.

Since the Commish and Zak were wrong on just about every take possible last week, might as well leave the pod in the hands of an 8yr old. What could possibly go wrong?

WINNER'S ONLY POD! This 3-0 Zak and Julian convo handles all of the biggest news such as: - Is the Cowboys D the worst ever? - Is Bottom Trying to Lose? - Is Najee Harris a "best that never was" candidate?

Just a week ago we KNEW Jamar Chase was gonna win the triple-crown and Bo Nix was a Top 5 QB. OH HOW EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED! Snake and the commish discuss which players were steals in the draft and which jackasses have us sick with regret.

Zero prep for the Draft?! No problem, this pod has it all! Nasty Lyle Wedding Info, Gut Dick Balls Top 10 and all the latest player updates that today's "media" won't tell you! Plus, the greatest Seahawks Quarterback you've never heard of!?!

Oh man, Zak and I have really done it now. We've UNLOCKED the vault that holds ESPN's SUPER SECRET PHINNECKY RANKINGS and are just reading them for everyone to hear! And we don't stop there! We also dive into secret documents that include which laws were voted into Phinnecky, which laws were drunkenly changed in Phinnecky on a whim, why is Zak in the car, what does the latest Madden'26 algorithm t...