PHINNECKY PODCAST

We don't trust rookies (Is Jeanty a bust?!), men with long hair are vampires and the #1 Fantasy Pick can't be a WR. Two Grumpy Old Men are kicking off the new season of Phinnecky and we're so old and tired we don't even know which season it is. 

Who nailed the NFL draft? Are the Thunder destined to win it all? What rookie QB is Bottom taking in the first round? Can the Blazers still snag Cooper Flagg?! This pod is all over the place and Bottom is the navigator. GOOD LUCK!

It's all projections vs production on this year's final mock draft. Maybe Zak outsmarts Cal on his own... maybe he needs ChatGPT. Click to find out!

Time to answer the age-old of question of whether an 8yr old can translate the infinite complexity of 2014's immaculate blockbuster DRAFT DAY into the modern era of draft analysis? Also, we talk "My Guys" and, maybe he did more research than me? I DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL STOP PRESSURING ME. Jeeze, they grow up fast.

Will the Blazer's new Israeli Superstar, Deni Avdija, take the Blazers on a playoff run or straight to the mediocre middle where they've been since Dametime left? Also who is running the Fancy Gentleman's Club and which team is actually Bottom's?

Last minute chance to get bad advice on your brackets!

Not late but never early, Doctor Nasty and I dive into the history of the RW3 trade and how it brought us to Sam Darnold and Cooper Kupp just 3 years later. Also, we got drunk in Manhattan.

Hollywood Zak tells us why boobs beat out bishops and bumrape at the Oscars while the Commish breaks down which potential-NFL-dudes earned his "MY GUY" status at the NFL Combine. Also we may touch on latest with the Seahawks and whether DK really wants a trade or simply wants that #1 WR $$$. 

Our offseason expert, Jake The Snake, comes aboard the pod to tell us what to expect in the next few weeks. We also maybe dive into some three-week-old Superbowl narratives BUT WHO IS JUDGING?! YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN ME?! Oh yeah, Lyle I'll be in your hood in a few weeks: PARTY?!

All of Phinnecky comes together to shower JP in appreciation for winning the 2024 season. Nobody is upset nor  spiteful enough to predict that JP loses all of his winnings on the Eagles to win the Super Bowl. 

Bliss comes aboard to brag about winning his side league while I try to find the extra 100pts it's going to take to upset JP in the final week of Phinnecky. We also discuss the death of College Football and bright future for the Seahawks, Bo Nix and RW3. 

After one evening of rooting for Kyler Murray, Zak and the Commish crack open a beer and Pinot Grigio to try and understand the Seahawks Clenching Scenarios for Week 17. Additionally, Zak's Phinnecky season died of dysentery last week and the Commish isn't off to a hot start for the Championship. Can greatness be found when these two put their heads together to try and beat JP? Maybe Zak will offe...

Phinnecky Playoffs are HERE and we are bringing in top tier analysis from Bottom fresh off a three-win season. We also talk a rough week for the Cougs + Seahawks and, of course, Dexter Season 1. A+ Content all around. 

For the first (but not last) time ever, the Phinnecky Podcast comes to you from a closed bar in NYC! Dr. Nasty brings breaks open the archives for a deep dive of Phinnecky Playoff History and I break down the ONE DECISION that each owner made that landed them either in the Playoffs or in the Losers Shit Show.

These are the weeks we dream about. ACTUAL STAKES. Wins and Losses define opportunities at the championship game and, yet, Lyle maybe slept in? I dunno. Cal fills in for his third week in a row and asks the great question... why do you think you can win when your team is such crap?

For his Bday, Cal only wanted two things: a Madden football video game and a Phinnecky pod where he gets to pick the topics. After finding Madden '94 on the OG Sega Genesis, this was the last box to check. 

Do you like perfect football analysis from NFL veterans? Welp. We got a soon to be 8yr old telling us what fantasy moves we should make... and then farting. A lot. Click now for more!

Of course, Chase and Burrow go for 40 but the Ravens win anyway. Snake drops in to recap TNF, break down the Seahawks latest loss and participate in the first ever "New Head Coach Mock Draft." 

In this SPOOOOKY completely non-Halloween themed episode of the Phinnecky podcast, Bliss complains about his season while Los Angeles explodes behind him to celebrate the Dodgers World Series. 

East meets West as JP joins the pod during MNF to discuss which NFL teams are due to bounce back, what players are worth dropping all the FAAB and can Stef hang on to her dwindling lead on the West Conference of Phinnecky?

We're back and it's all about Russ vs Fields, Rodgers vs Father Time and how much did Zak pay a witch to tell him the future so he could secure the Josh Allen / Amari Cooper Stack!?! That and more (including wtf is Mrs. Dongles?)

Week 5 Preview coming in HOT with the best analysis available... my 7yr old son. 

Week Two confirmed many of our fears. QBs passing numbers are down, Tush Push is BACK, #1 Draft Pick QBs are overrated, Alvin Kamara is still the best and the Saints/Stef+Kips CANNOT BE STOPPED?! Also Nasty predicts the Cougs to go UNDEFEATED? Are all Phinnecky Owners too stubborn to pick a new kicker? SHOULD BLISS JUST START OVER?! All that and too many cursewords on this Phinnecky Pod fresh off...

Derige jumps in to tell us kickers are gods, QBs are losers, the #1 pick is dead and all is normal in the world of Phinnecky heading into Week 2. 

And just like that, the sixth season of Phinnecky Football is underway! Half the league hangs around post draft to mock Bliss for autodrafting the #1 pick and wonder how Stephanie forgot about draft day completely.