Pero Let Me Tell You

Hopefully Jr will never stop the jams intro…Ish is back and flowing…insurance mascots, who knew?...maybe one day we’ll become a Halloween costume…hate the penny, love the penny…bluetooth earpiece is peak older cuban man…free nights and weekends was a goal…Ish is VERY anti-ringer…how many keys is too many keys…getting ride of pennies creates way too many problems…we see you Millard Fillmore…paramor...

Love that he’s back as the champ…wearing the belt is a workout itself…next time, Ish will wear the singlet if Domino wears the tights…that match was hot as hell…bring on the merch…from Pitbull to Cuban Bulldog to Rottweiler…be vulnerable and intentional…never lose sight of who your actions can impact…Ish in the ring would be interesting…check out Cafecito Chat, the guy’s a total natural…Miami isn’...

Another music intro ep…welcome Valeria from ‘Industry of Cool’ podcast…oh no, not the Hunger Games…we also love Junior for free…dear Met Gala, we’re still waiting on our invitation…wow, Grandpa is a suit maker, go on…bring on ALL the buñuelos…Hola Colombia…Carlos Vives is absolutely a full-on experience…mmm, Peruvian food…what’s a Labubu??...the days of Beanie Babies, how DID they go viral back th...

Man but we love talking about music…compilation ads were the BEST…el apagon de España…poor Lupita…how is Kurt Loder 80??...Paella pics…developers looking for loopholes, what are the odds…save the art deco essence of Miami Beach…men can absolutely have insecurities…Turkey, famous for plugs & novelas…just added to the Cultura Music Festival, Exposé & Lisa Lisa (we hope)...500 Days of Summer...

Seeing the studio for the first time…thank you Mayor & Dr for joining us at our studio…when all else fails, trust science…funny how out of nowhere, people now have the strongest of beliefs…studies should be uniformed or at least comparable…let’s keep studying before reversing track whole heartedly…at what point does the govt have the right to include additives…wow, talk about cost benefit anal...

Not quite the Tonight Show…you can’t be bougie AND simple…so many versions of ‘giving joy’...DJ’s happy place is watching the ships come in…we still love a midnight buffet…more one day cruises, please…poor people at Haulover…they ain’t great, but it’s still chocolate…expensive doesn’t begin to cover the price of food at Coachella…’The Rainbow Connection’ is just the most gorgeous song, ever, perio...

So many phases of Elvis…Ish’s L&OU degree should be coming anyday now…Junior is human ginkgo…Saran wrap is the worst…let’s bring back the automat…how do we get DJ’s parents back on the show…sorry for the glitch around 15 minute mark…bring us ALL the chain restaurant foods…is space tourism what astronauts wanted…set lists in space…learning more about Junior via LMFAO & Far East Movement…Ver...

How has it been 5 years since last time…he opened that journalist floodgate…love you Belkys…when you can marry profession and passion, do it…first time scuba diving and it’s with sharks & Eli Roth?!?!...maybe Miami should have the next White Lotus…if Elton and Madonna can reconcile, what can’t be done…the time before remote controls…we need this Louis Aguirre travel production…love that we can...

Thoughts and love to Dom Rep…for real, get a Junior hug if possible, it’s healing…fine, Jersey Cubans, you have Celia & Marti…can we become Kenbassadors, too…check the checks and balances, bro…to bring back the dodo bird or not is the question…bro & dude are similar but not…let’s all plan the America ride at Epcot…what would you do with unlimited money…Columbia House will NEVER be forgotte...

Welcome our new boy band…no parole for Yolanda…there can only be one Bea Arthur…los Friends are old, bro…Ish genuinely wants to know about torpedo bats…we all have our blind spots…no oil rigs for DJ…why not turn your moment into a cash grab…clearly we have different moments we regret…don’t base your opinions off influencers…escape from WHICH mountain…we’ll never forget Kris Kross, especially with...

Eating for a living ain’t easy on the waist, but he does it…from humble beginnings…another lawyer…the pandemic pause…love a fritanga or three…shrinkflation is real y’all…there’s room for ALL the food…Hi Eileen & Finka!...everyone needs La Ventanita…another Westchester kid…eating en La Cuarenta…there’s a classy way to post about a business and Mr Eats 305 is doing it…coño, que caro los huevos…g...

PLMTY’s kids songs collection coming this summer…nobody could have seen the Duggars twist coming…definitely the anti-Wicked press tour…we do play fast and loose with appropriate language in Spanish…DJ thought the whitest of white people, Lizzie McGuire, was using a Spanish nickname…we need to appreciate Charytin now and always…the luau lechon isn’t really lechon…ditches are so 1950s…ahhh Zanzibar…...

It’s true, some of y’all don’t deserve pets…Flight of the Bumblebee is a bop…fast math is a skill Ish just doesn’t have…Never Ending Story is the reason for so much trauma…no trips to the Amazon for DJ…it’s amazing how Ish just always knows what DJ means…love us some giraffes…bring on the bread bowls…tips, tips, tips…a delivery charge at a bar is the ultimate form of descaro…yet again, we were jus...

Love having married couples on the show…goes to show, you can still be the first…don’t just be local, be part of the community…so much more to sake than we thought…6th sake master in the world, here in Miami…for real, Mari was kicking butt and taking names…being a ‘professional’ doesn’t guarantee you’ll love what you do…let’s all jog in pink speedos…Haider has the BEST laugh…at this point, we thin...

Madonna, please don’t wrap…just stop the JLo hate already…DJ can’t come to terms with Ish having St Patrick’s experiences…what other holidays should we mess up for recent arrivals…Arbor Day is NOT about nautical things…sure bring an iron through customs…Jose Marti and Dirty Dancing have a connection…so much hidden history…y’all, make sure you proofread your translations…don’t translate proper name...

Let’s have Vera Farmigia on the show…who knew so many people had an opinion on lemons and limes…so many places with numbers…we miss you Bugle Boy jeans…there’s no way Gwyneth Paltrow has good recipes…Shirley Temple, drink or child actor…bring back stained glass at Pizza Hut…what is it about Mothers Day and the place for ribs…who irons in the airport bathroom…the Oscars were more entertaining than...

The name struggle is real kids…we love our local icons…before foodies were a thing, we had Bite with Belkys…love that she’s totally loving our wings…would love to see all the ‘fails’ too…shout out to all the locals who inspired us…WSVN’s Boston cousin is WAY too similar onscreen…they are still kinda ‘new’ aren’t they…shout out to Craig Stevens…we’re old school for local news…nothing like the Newsp...

Chiropractic adjustment watching ain’t weird…hi Juan Luis Guerra & that good ol’ bilirubin…yet another great experience at SoBe WFF, this year with a win!...NOBODY controls the mayo…happy Oakenfold & Tiesto are still around…can’t laugh if you’re not in on the funny…is ‘no sabo’ a true slur…how big a part of culture is language…does the caribbean NOT have limes…glad we solved that whole can...

SoBeWFF, see you there…maybe Libertad Lamarque’s still touring…filming 15s on a cruise is DJ’s dream job…fly safe, mi gente…Cap America has been black before…never forget, your fave comics were created during a much different time…fake Valentines cake outrage…our addiction to outrage is no just real, it’s being gamified…even hate comments feed the algorithm so thanks for that…bring back the tacky...

Taking it back to morning announcements…that intermediary banquet hall just hit right…ppl having less cousins..we don’t need to over engineer in the name of convenience…sometimes you just need to use a check…no need to be on speakerphone for that long…really, we’re lifting up an alleged murderer now?...maybe tomato juice just tastes better at 30,000 feet…straight to video was never a good sign…Blo...

Took forever to get him on, now he’s back…love a guest with nothing to really promote…legit how did we know exactly what bear balls smell like…oh healthcare, you never fail to disappoint…we love a guest who can work a callback…wow, talk about a survival story…yeah, guess advertising isn’t a profession in a communist country…so much topography in this episode…anyone else not seen saltwater for 2 ye...

It’s FINALLY February…bring on the jamon serrano…let’s start celebrating our actual birth day…relampago in the shower is real…Darien’s mom is all about la secadora de pelo…Spring Break in Miami Beach isn’t really a thing for those of us who live here…Good Times…swimming after eating equals death…portable cafetera for the win…fixing the car with a chain around the tree…finally, Beyonce won her Gram...

Welcome back todo el mundo…glad 2025 hasn’t really done anything yet…celebration of life is the way to go…Cuban funerals should be a party given all the chisme…centromesas are the ultimate hunger games at ethnic weddings…DJ’s mom probably won’t ever fully understand Only Fans…Ish now has a souvenir about an audition for O-Town he may not have been at…all mercucromo is sold as if it’s 100 years old...

Bring on the holidays…Christmas songs are hit or miss with Ish…turron is nougat and nougat is turron…wow eggnog IS good…womp, womp indeed…please do NOT kill Junior…the distinction of saying ‘el niño Jesus’...yeah, don’t just buy stuff to buy stuff…Grace Jones’ Little Drummer Boy, full stop…A Christmas Story is the perfect pace for a movie to watch ON Christmas…Lampoon Vacation is almost as off the...

Boy George should have been on We Are The World…with good food this close, Ish is gonna be soooo fat…love a guest who brings champagne…food is great, but a vibe makes a place…jazz is pretty punk if you think about it…el pueblo de la bicicleta, who knew…how did he avoid the Miami accent…90s baby who grew up on 70s & 80s pop culture…let’s hear for all single moms…it’d be great if Dan Akroyd miss...