Pero Let Me Tell You

Super Bowl Sunday or Janet Jackson appreciation day…we prefer our commercials on game day…mmm comelata is always a reason for a party…legit, the Garage Sale episode of Que Pasa USA is a masterpiece all around…RIP Dustin Diamond…croqueta specificity…Sheryl Crow hums the hits…ok seriously, Ish nearly peed during DJ’s Jojo Siwa impression…the legend of Selena will only rightfully growTheme Song: Pero...

Finally back mi gente…we’ve miiiiiised you…despite DJ’s abuela, we love our air fryers…seriously, we’re not trying to be political…with that said, here’s hoping for a calm 4 years…new goal for 2021, getting banned from social media…we’d rather storm a croquetapalooza…Hilaria Baldwin is closer to Hillary Duff…why fake being something you’re not…Carrie in menopause, ugh…hmmm, a Zoom party perhaps fo...

Caballero, pero que año…love us some listener ‘mail’…at least we got Joe Exotic...did we miss anything this year…the mystery of the Caja China that isn’t THE Caja China…legit DJ LOVES 12 days of Christmas…at some point Ish WILL teach DJ how to make a lechon old school style…seriously, who stops at two croquetas…don’t forget out 6 days of Christmas giveaways…happy holidays vs seasons greetings…see...

Mariah is more than the queen of Christmas…a holiday legacy is not the worst…ugh, Imagine, que cancion pa’ caer mal…New Year’s Eve is just way too much thinking and pressure to be a happy night…congrats to our girl Lucy Lopez…is posting news the same as being a news organization…again, check your sources…RIP One Day at a Time, gone but never forgotten…never stop fighting for our representation in...

No, we must protect our Queen…Billy Corben, keeping even politicians he supports honest…so long as the vaccine doesn’t grew an extra limb, bring it…please don't go away movie theaters...Miamians are everywhere, even the mountains of GA…oooo palace intrigue…don’t be one of the cool kids on Spotify…seriously, though get our march for the holidays! Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Micha...

Down supermarket memory lane…llegaron los holidays…those OJ machines aren’t practical but they’re fun…we miss going to get videos on a Friday night…bring on the shopping & deals…be thoughtful with gifts depending on the person…DJ’s upside down turkey recipe…cheesecloth is so whatever…there are still ways to give back, even virtually…non-profits need help year round, not just the holidays…creativit...

Cravings are cravings…hello nice weather...oh, Miami experiences…yep, Ish is responsible for CAO’s chicken salad sandwich…tremendo cherry cheesecake…competition is one thing, cannibalization is another…flip phone, pues a pasar hombre…he knocked the guy out in under 3 seconds…give to your community…THREE SECONDS…seriously, enough with cars on fire…we’re a vibe that can’t be defined…gotta be slick a...

We get it Annie Lennox, enough rain…but what would happen if we do free Britney…RIP Alex Trebek…being a gameshow host truly is a lost art of sorts…bring on the lawsuits…ya just sue all 50 states, get it over with…you can’t have it both ways…shadowing DJ sounds exhausting…can’t argue if the ground rules aren’t agreed on…hmm, is it about just aligning with whoever is in power…we’re similar, not iden...

DJ totally missed out on so many important things…ay las elecciones…never give up a chance to do something you believe in…disheartened but not defeated…groupthink is never a good thing…no matter what happens, at the end of the day it’s about coming together…and always offer your friend your last soda..Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww....

One of our fave Miami girls, Lucy Lopez guest hosts this week…oh Billy Corben, we know exactly how you feel about loving AND hating Miami…maybe that meme site DOES exist…yeah, maybe don’t pick on a 17 year old for something she’s not talking about…unity but only on your terms demonstrates you just want to be right…say it again, mess with DJ & you’ll have Ish to deal with…if you’re just out to dest...

Thanks for stopping by Stephanie…get out and vote gente…RIP Quibi…la pobre Tiffany Trump…maybe Pope Francis will be Moira Rose for Halloween…pick and choose what you wanna follow…seriously, que rico esta Mi Tabla…welcome to the community Carole Baskin…musicals are back, even if we had to suffer through CATS to get here…playing DJ does feel a bit weirdTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by...

Happy birthday DJ…look for the joy but always keep the memories…yeah, non phone pics were always better…what would be the best sexy costume…halloween costume models must have great horrible tales…so many missed party opportunities…we don’t care for reboots but you can dislike it without being anti-POC…Super Mario Bros was all about the life lessons…bring on Princess Peach..awww, sweet last soda DJ...

Hasta pa’ Halloween we’re different…is a monk a career…even with COVID, we need candy…our youthful felony is such a non-event…yeah, maybe we’ve had to change costumes due to a hurricane…believe the Zangief costume when we see it…halloween won’t be stopped…oooo a family of circus folk, from Spain no less…favorite scary movies are so dependent on the moment…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, compose...

See above…..Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww. PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped : www.manscaped.comHorror Land Drive-Thru Haunted House: https://www.thehorrorland.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Does el sirope prevent cooling…mmmmm nectar juice…Chris Wallace is seriously doing God’s work…he who yells more isn’t usually the one with something to hear…the drop box should be like the letter to Santa…of course Cubans are the only Hispanics to aspire to being a supremacist group…maybe there’s a difference between social drinkers and COVID drinkers…it’s true, DJ has the tolerance of a damn Iris...

Soraya was the OG of all novela OGs…RBG thank you for being notorious…we never know the precedence until its been set…prequelitis strikes again…one more iconic movie Ish hasn’t seen…Carrie was the worst, fight us on it…Kim Catrall needs to be on our screens forever…fresh Cuban bread, nothing better…never slow your hustle…sometimes opportunity will present itself, wait for it…seriously, she’s clear...

Just let Carole dance…ok, bur for real #PERODWTS…you hire Tyra, you get Tyra…Yeah, Ish is pressing charges on a minor…and DJ is totally judging Ish…nobody should be separated from their family…satire and irony are our bread and butter…you can love and hate a city equally…Miami is uniquely Miami and never anything less…said it before, say it again, el calor de Miami es unicorn…Charo, Joe Rogan and...

Half and half porque siempre estamos en todo…no, Ish hasn’t see Scarface…Mariel was the start of the modern day Cuban exodus…40 years later it’s impact is still being felt...yeah, we find other Westchester people all over the US…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww. PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

Seriously, Jenny Lorenzo se la comio…bye bye Kardashians…just don’t lie about your ethnicity, it’s that easy…Manhattan or Los Angeles…impossibly beauty standards…ugh, gender reveals will be the destruction of us all…there is an art to the efficiency…once a Miami boy, always a Miami boy…music is so shareable and yet intimate…live music will never be the same…always be part of a community and be sur...

Back to school con dolor de cabeza…seriously, felon today but computer tech tomorrow…pssst, the VMAs weren’t the first virtual awards show…maybe the Oscars should be a drive-in…when is cultural appropriation actually cultural appreciation…sometimes a kimono is just a kimono…finally the British take a stand against los americanos…aint no shame in the age game…just start, don’t overthink…Latinas nee...

STP, great band but Ish’s blind spot…Dave Matthews is way too Americano for us y ni hablar de Phish…when DJ is too liberal for MSNBC, says ALOT…45 minutes for 3 minutes…Oye Bette, bigotry is NOT cool…and you too far right…let’s create a horror movie called the victimization of Sonny…the rotating Sabado Gigante co-hosts…if only it would snow chocolate everywhere…they’re so brusk but that’s how we l...

Who says we’re not in the Matrix…all of 2020 is a glitch…Mulan is only the beginning, welcome to the pandemic New Mutants…blech, prequels are so unnecessary…too much IMAX…nope, not gonna argue with someone who could ‘accidentally’ knick my throat...maybe we should go to a quinces with Marco Rubio…sabes que? Everybody comunista, y ya!…foam party…Be Best is well known by who exactly…ugh, all politic...

La Gloria de Estefan…bring on la mesa roja…it’s a post WAP world, deal with it…if we all learned to laugh at ourselves like Cardi B, estariamos mejor…those damn mujeres con ambicion…who knew where you vacation would be a campaign sticking point…maybe all Law & Order characters, big or small, have an entire back story…just cuz we’re latino, it’s not ALL we are…just opening your mind can let you be...

Yay CBS Sunday Morning is back…there’s aging gracefully and then there’s trying to fool yourself to reality…just cuz she’s no saint, doesn’t mean Ellen is the devil…never tell anyone how to be more of what they are…know your rights, renters…ya tu sabes, Abuelas with smartphones…Who’s the Boss 2.0, finally some good news in 2020…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex...

Yeah, no that’s not what causes those things…true guaperia knows no age limits…so decide, is it real or not cuz ya can’t have it both ways…not all Drs are created equal…the one time vegetarians have saved people…justice for Glitter indeed..sexual Stockholm syndrome is just kidnapping guys…RIP Regis…should we start a hashtag to get us on Dancing with the Stars…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, com...