Pero Let Me Tell You

Seriously you NEED to be watching Grasie & the gang on Grand Crew…yet again, Ish mete la pata with a guest…sometimes life has a way of taking you where you need to be…FINALLY someone who ACTUALLY studied business administration…language isn’t culture…yeah, we can be blind to how years upon years of generational trauma affect us…we’ve all felt not (blank) enough at some point…why haven’t you seen G...

And so la corona strikes again…latino parents would NOT be about la Euphoria…edgy is so overused…don’t even get us started on iconic…PLMTY, now with more content…bring on the Oscars Encanto…EGOT for EGOT…this Super Bowl halftime is gonna be lit…especially with an ASL performer…listen to your bodies everyone…glad for benign polyps…seriously, go check Kylie Minogue’s video trajectory…Theme Song: Per...

We love all our LA peeps…we should all be a Darby…thanks to our friends from Cafe la Llave and Spanish Aqui Presents…Whoopi caught up in cancel culture…why isn’t a sincere apology enough anymore…just having a platform doesn’t meany you’re always going to make everyone happy…don’t tell others the right way to protest…where have the romcoms gone…a whole generation has no real concept of the Baywatch...

Welcome back Pero Primos…of course we spend the first 20 minutes talking about cake…thanks Ron Pa’alante…damn but 2022 came in with a vengeance….RIP Betty, Bob and everyone else…can’t wait to share the great stuff we’ve got…who says we aren’t already platonic life partners…we don’t talk about Bruno, except we are…makes sense Disney has their own version of green…yeah, that Pepa song is quite the b...

Gifts on air just ain’t the same…un caldero on the tree…even trees are experiencing distribution issues…never stop believing in Santa…Happy Dia de San Lazaro…fine line between Catolico and Santeria, huh…never forget the insurrection…in 2021 Cubans finally had enough…and we experienced whitesplaining…es verdad, without YOU we wouldn’t be here…henceforth y’all are the Pero Primos…Feliz Navidad y Año...

We’re still full from Croquetapalooza…Que Pasa USA makes its way to the heartland…don’t anglicize our language please…if you think Spanish Speakers are lumped together, imagine being Asian…also, please stop Whitesplaining, thanks…Thanagar or Miami, casi lo mismo…mmm, malta…they’re now importing Brits & Aussies to be American…we need to be ourselves in how we tell our stories in every way…ay how ma...

Yep, Ish auditioned for a boy band…enhanced CDs and Real Player, man we’re old…Miami Art Week or comemierdas on the loose…again, we can’t have nice things in Miami…don’t pretend you care about the art if your posts are at the parties…family estrangement is just different with Hispanic families…even when we don’t want anything to do with each other, el chisme wins out…pa’tras ni pa impulso...a prim...

So begins comelata season yet again…ahh The Fair is truly our happy place…Black Friday ain’t what it used to be…we really should let people enjoy their holiday…yeah it’s Thanksgiving dinner, not lunch…sometimes juries get it right…going on a press tour isn’t how people put things behind them…seriously, our moms wouldn’t let us leave the house with a water gun…yet another SW alumni…take it from us,...

We miss B sides..yep, we’re responsible for freeing Britney…ay la Taylor and her 10 minutes…she’s talented kids, don’t come for us unless we send for you…more Dionne Warwick, please…ish is totally right about The Party and Disney Channel…we ride hard for Lucy & Desi…again, it comes down to intention and respect for the character…more respect for Desi Arnaz dammit…DJ’s turkey recipe just in time fo...

Like for real though, Nery2 needs to happen sooner than later…The McMariah meals…Muppets ARE people and anyone who says different, it just stupid…Big Bird will be around longer than any politician for a reason...another day, another farce of an election in Latin America…seriously, at least a mimosa drink should be available….…the Cuban hustle is real…there’s always an opportunity to change…if a la...

And so begins the end of the year…even if they weren’t a sponsor, we’d be there at The Fair…anecdotal climate change…ice cream that’s not cold IS sorcery…nice to see Salt Bae is still tremendo comemierda…parents vs non parents is a thing…just cuz you have kids doesn’t mean those without kids don’t have stuff going on…the sooner we get DJ’s mom a show, the better ALL our lives will be…who knew DJ w...

Yeah, death is never an excuse to be subhuman…not saying there’s a right way to pose with a coffin, but there’s definitely a wrong way…don’t be a vague booker…do YOU know who we’re talking about from the My Space days…we all knew Tom…new name, who dis…Imitation of Life is NOT an autobiography on Aunt Jemima…DJ’s dad is obsessed with the Jo Bros and his mom is all about the car show, we like this…M...

Celine probably has the best muscle spasm in the world…Donny & Marie or Pimpinela…oh that fabricated Latin lover persona…yeah, DJ was not gonna get a Mandalorian cake…maybe next year it’ll be a coffee cake…bro those leggings are legit hideous as all get out…group think is not something we aspire to…should we keep our humanity with someone who exhibited none…what would you do if faced with death pe...

Yep, we were in a theatre with Ana Navarro…it’s really an art form how they always get to communism…supply and demand 101…aliens vs extraterrestrials…HAPPY BIRTHDAY DJ…Chappelle is definitely problematic…art shouldn’t be censored, but you can still get mad at it…Madonna supporting Dave Chappelle just seems off to us…hmm, should we make ‘After the Last Soda’ a regular thing…Theme Song: Pero Let Me...

Paula Abdul knows who we are now…spooky movie season is here…squids, mass and docs about Jesus weight loss..hold up, now the unemployed have to LITERALLY pagar los platos rotos…Bond, James Bond…true, a Bond party needs a VERY decent budget…don’t post kids that ain’t yours in the NICU…we want the right to be Drs without certification…yet, again we are missing The Box…yeah, mejor we end the ep befor...

Getting closer to a Free Britney…ya it’s Christmas, forget it…dollar store does have cute stuff…look at Ish teaching DJ about fast fashion and the LaBrea tar pits…no more Ignition for R Kelly…new TikTok challenge #noseascomemierda…don’t give DJ a honeycomb…who should they cast in the Bodyguard remake…Showgirls or Glitter, which one is the better bad movie…local politics is the epitome of a 3 ring...

Can Netflix catch a tiger by the tail twice…so many questions we’d have for Ms Spears…maybe Paulina is still sitting by the ocean…a test doesn’t mean you do or don’t know things…Ish is still bitter about DJ’s A+ on Beowulf…refugees are still human beings…don’t say or drink Bloody Mary 3x…it’s about making sure ALL the missing get coverage…will the media overcome their implicit biases…wait, Madonna...

Felicidades a todos…at least it was a cute taco…is woke really woke…do we know art when we don’t know art…we’d love to one day ignore the Met Gala theme like Madonna…Kim K was probably making a statement, maybe…bring on the VMAs…Madonna gonna Madonna…we all have that special occasion comforter…we can’t be the only ones putting gifts on our bed…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael...

It sounds horrible, but may we never forget 9/11…where were you…let’s try to be united again…oh DWTS you never disappoint…go Sporty Spice…seriously, at this point we need be on season 31…give us the All Star All Star season…police to DJ is a natural evolution…aren’t we all a little Hialeah…sometimes beer CAN provide a positive opportunity…always follow your dreams as far as you can…Theme Song: Per...

At this point, we could probably be on The Talk…Ish’ mom is urban apparently…anything to NOT air music videos…yeah, no Ridiculousness is NOT happening…maybe, it is still a good brand…let Beyonce wear a diamond o critica la Gaga…oh TX, so progressive...are we still having this conversation…ABBA is back…Robyn isn’t from Minneapolis…Ace of Base is great, fight us on it…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freesty...

Yeah, we’re our own op-ed…child porn shouldn’t be minimized…true, trauma can take years to surface, but…you should be compensated for work…narcissim is the new social currency…OnlyFans can’t just turn its back on what made it…is there a line to discretion…Westchester pride never dies…awww pobrecita, not having a big butt in Miami…watch Plan B people, it’s such a good movie…directing 2 movies, maki...

Gigi is NOT Gia…how do we always wind up talking musicals…we’re gonna celebrate 200 episodes dammit…a lake house is pretty white…mmmm, breadsticks…when DID we all agree on NC as a destination…los pobres de Haiti, please pray for them…being informed is great, but there needs to be a balance…maybe we’ll solve the Middle East problems, let’s give it a shot…use musicals as a point of reference and Ish...

So not the Oracle…that Blade opening will say with you…Cocaine Cowboys is definitely an odd Miami love letter…marimberos galore...from coke to Anderson Cooper…masks make it to the Supreme Court…ya veremos how far mandates go…yay Santa’s is saved…one inch closer to Freeing Britney…let’s see DJ use a chainsaw…hmmm, which stadium should get the honor of La Casa de los Trucos naming…Theme Song: Pero L...

DJ always forgets Ish’s birthday…man we are suckers for not waiting to get a vaccine…mask for mask…hmm what would we ask the Chinese…car dealers are the most patriotic sales of all……of course we bond over pastelists…now and forever, Marta Darby…ahhh that Miami accent never goes away…boniato de merienda is so one of a kind…ahh the great malanga debate of the ages…es verged, cater to your audience…h...

Maybe Ish will come back in overalls…Promise next week we’ll be back together…we are NOT condoning any type of phobia, homo, trans or otherwise…sigh, it’s like the more things change…lackluster Olympics opening…clearly one of us is more observant than the other…at the end of the day those athletes need to take care of themselves first…are we the only ones feeling exhausted about trying to defend a...