Perfect Person

Kelsey is back with Zach, and they take calls from a sleuthing catsitter, a tinkering friend, and a substitute teacher that is too hot. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story i...

Kwesi joins the show to take calls about BFF's Brothers, smoking weed and calling mom, and a loser ass boyfriend who lost at squash.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it!...

Trevor Evarts joins the show to discuss banging your mechanic, and peaking in middle school.  TREVOR: https://linktr.ee/trevorevarts Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it!...

The phone lines are ringing, and that means it's time for perfection. Callers tease our ears, and our hearts, with tales of tax fraud and political sorority unrest. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend abou...

Alan Starzinski joins the show to discuss meeting a casual acquaintance at a sex party, being upstaged by a baby, and having you first kiss at the gay beach.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the...

The little guy is here, and we are so unbelievably psyched/tired. Me and Sarah take calls from Sexy Lovers, and intense bartenders.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it!...

Sidney Raskind joins the show to share a little something that he didn't know until he was in his 30's (about doing too many bits, and exacting flawless empathetic revenge).  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a f...

Sequoia Holmes joins the show to take calls from people with stolen toilet paper, boyfriends who are late as hell, and musicians dealing with annoying suits.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the...

Zach stops by to discuss a prevalent conundrum.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

This episode contains by far the most unhinged call on the show thus far, as well as a case study in being awkward at a party from freelance sidekicks, Rainie and Will.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend...

Santa doesn't even have time to come down the chimney, because a caller cancelled the event before it started. Miles is alone in the studio, taking phone calls by himself and giving one-on-one coaching.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: http...

Keith joins the show to demonstrate prowess in dating a horny boy, being addicted to Bad Boys and what to get a dad for christmas. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Sc...

Geoffrey James (The Headgum Podcast) joins the call center to field problems about hot girl tummy issues, crossing party lines in a friend group, and bullying coworkers. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend...

Becky joins the show to discuss doing zero work on a group project and making amends, goth brother christmas gifts, and how to determine if YOU'RE the toxic one.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about...

Will is back to discuss the viability of an Australian Throuple, and whether or not to confront your roommates about their DRAMA. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!...

My lovely wife Sarah joins me once again in the studio to answer calls about bad texters, and coworkers who cannot for the life of them stop talking like a baby.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive episodes, Premium Versions, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the...

Reilly joins me for a truly joyous episode about friends brothers, projectile vomiting on a date, fixing a hole in the ceiling, and hating your baby niece.  Check out Review Revue! Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive episodes, Premium Versions, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell...

Eric Striffler enters the studio to create perfection about Gary Vaynerchucks motivational insanity, catfishing your wife for her birthday, and weird service job encounters.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive episodes, Premium Versions, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a frie...

Garrick Bernard joins the show to discuss being a big ol star, how to find your passion for life, how to DOMINATE your classroom crush, and stay happy in success.   Follow Garrick! Subscribe To The Patreon for Premium versions of the episodes & a wilder, weirder, weekly Patreon-Exclusive show: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: http...

Callers are solving their lives by calling in this week, from nosy godmoms to girlbosses with jealousy, it's another flawless episode of PP. This show is a Headgum podcast, and it has a Patreon for exclusive Perfect Content! Peep the link below to get Perfect Person Premium, or the even wilder Perfect Person Platinum.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN Watch on Youtube: https://bit.l...

Kelsey Darragh joins the show to take calls about toxic ex-bosses, polyamory, roommate breakups, and more! • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram • Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!  @milesbon @kelseydarragh See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

My lovely wife Sarah joins the show to answer calls about seeing your friends boning, getting through grief, and inviting the cool kids to your wedding. It's perfection, baby! • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram • Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr...

Naked ex boyfriends who need to move on, and how to repair a damaged friendship. We're taking calls, and fixing the world, all while keeping it real as hell. This... Is Perfect P. • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram • Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://li...

How to get that CASH, stay single, and hook up with your Sensei: ALL ON THIS PODCAST, TONIGHT AT 11. • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram • Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson @milesbon @wwitwer See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

We're goss hunting with Rainie Toll (@itsrainingtoll) and taking calls about stinky garlic, single dads, and revealing the errors of our ways. • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram • Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson See omnystudio....