Perfect Person

Salud! The WBC is back with another catch phrase, ready to discuss a lie Miles has been living by, as well as calls about a toxic theatre department and being a better dog walker. Perfect Person live has SOLD OUT!!!! If you got a ticket already, thank you!! Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free&n...

It's the Bachelor Episode, in which Jay, Will and Eric try to find love over the phone with the callers. Will they be CHOSEN by the singles calling in? Or will this whole thing blow up in their FACE. TONIGHT. PERFECT PERSON LIVE: https://dice.fm/event/pweal-perfect-person-podcast-live-with-special-guests-2nd-mar-the-goldfish-los-angeles-tickets Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN...

Nut drops by the studio to answer calls about a fart framer at work, and a caller who maybe banged Miles's cousin, but also had a bestie with a public meltdown. NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN :  https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode...

Aria Inthavong joins the show to take calls about pink eye hookups, leaving illicit toys out for your roommate, and wedding crashing an old roommate you're on bad terms with. NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN :  https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version o...

Jared joins the show to take calls about maid of honors ghosting you, a crush police case, and a church choir villain who is personally sabotaging our callers. All that AND MORE on today's EPISODE!!!!!!! NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN :  https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-...

Kelsey Darragh joins the show to take calls about dirty talk, a pesky brothers girlfriend, and a confounding roommate who made breastmilk scones. NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN :  https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on You...

Jay Putnam joins the show to discuss how he screamed in my ear, and calls about dogsitting a human man & when your crush sleeptalks secret details. NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN :  https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch...

It's been a wild year of wonderful calls, and so we take a look back at the top 3, with exclusive updates on how the advice was executed. Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN        -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) RUN OF SHOW: 0:06:09 - Revenge Banging My Crush's Dad 0:28:58 - Update to Reveng...

Cat and Pat join the show to discuss heartbreak, breakups, trivia nights, and a housemate voting situation. NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN :  https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodY...

a little elf named Eric Striffler Joins the show to give gift and kissing guidance to callers about a furry who has it all, a cheating sister in law, and a kiss on new years eve. NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN :  https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended versi...

The WBC is back to answer iconic calls about banging your classmate, confronting a friend about putting licked fingies in the shared chips, and of course a girls group that is enacting a coup. NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN :  https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free ...

Damien Haas joins the show to discuss pissing yourself at walmart, moving on from a crush down the hall, and navigating an ex's baby momma. NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN :  https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:...

Emmy Hartman joins the show to take calls about accidentally texting an illicit picture to an acquaintance, hating your besties boyfriend, and almost getting Carrie'd at your job. NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN : https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of...

Carl Tart joins the show to take calls about white lies on a first date, a truecrime whodunnit about a truffle pasta, and what happens when your best friends mom dates your ex. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Becky Habersberger joins the show to take calls about a messy cat roommate and an icon who exacts revenge on an unsuspecting ex flame who wronged her. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Sam Reece (Shitty Craft Club) joins the show to take calls about boyfriends ghosting after car accidents, a diss track for a F**kboi, and a woman cancelled by her husbands sister for jackbox games. Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube: &n...

Lauren Riihimaki & Jeremy Lewis from Wild Til 9 join the show to take some truly WILD calls about throwing up in your crushes car & a deep family secret. Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Mile...

Reilly and Geoff join the show to take several highly explicit calls about fiending for peen, zoom professors leaking their bookmarks, acapella drama, and someone who wants to DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY. Reilly Anspaugh Geoffrey James Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version with 28 ex...

CIAO! Its the wrecking ball crew here to take calls about hostile corporate espionage, your boss putting his hands IN your work peanut butter, and a musical theatre antagonist. Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT W...

Eric Striffler joins the show for a very special ghost story call in episode, in honor of spooky season. We take calls about a haunted son, a ghost in the mirror, and a goblin in the doorway. Get tickets to NYCTOPHOBIA, and use code: GHOSTBOOBS or SPOOKYPERFECT to get 25$ off! https://synthetic.nyc/ Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly...

Jon Gabrus (High & Mighty, 101 Places To Party Before You Die) joins the show to take calls about crushing watermelons between your legs, and surviving a tumultuous group weekend trip. Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/Pe...

Sarah joins the show to take calls about breaking up and exacting revenge, making a college professor judge you, and competing with the other nanny.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Foll...

I quit my job, and Zach is here to conduct a formal investigation into why. Also we take calls about a public shaming, a three way with an open window, and a conundrum about suffocating.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!...

Mike Falzone (Welcome To OUR Podcast, Dynamic Banter) joins the call center to take conundrums about a half handy with a musical theatre director, a drug dealing hookup turned uber, and a karaoke night ruined by an acquaintance.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.l...

Miles and Will bravely go where they went last year at this time, stoned on the show, beholden to the callers conundrums, giving fire advice with the power of their vape pen. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - 27 Extra minutes of THIS episode & Weekly Bonus episodes on Fridays Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PP...