Paging Mr Potter

DEAD AF: This week the boys put their executioner masks on and kill-off a beloved character. Is this the end of that Harry Potter boy you all seem to love so much? Listen to find out!

EVERYBODY PANIC! There's an anthrax scare at 4 Privet Drive. And why is Riordan insisting on harassing our most loyal Potterphiles? Someone please make him stop!!

If Riordan is the soul of this pod, fair to say some dementors sucked him off this week! In other words we had some technical difficulties... But if you're hankering for a Tom Riddle, pumped for NRL Magic Round or just plain don't like Tuesdays then this is the episode for you!

You can't afford to miss this weeks pod!!! We look into whether it's a good idea to make and distribute pornographic material in an ultra conservative foreign country. And are the Weasleys really Nathan's new landlords?

Our beloved Figg is injured again... But what do the Comancheros have to do with it??? This week we trace the complex history of the Philanthroper's Stone through the tech and wrestling industries respectively. And does anybody out there know Dr Karl? WE WANT ANSWERS!!

This week the PMP boys heroically shine a light on racism by talking about it insensitively and far too much!! And is burning books as much fun as it sounds??

A Potterfile is almost taken to Muggle Azkaban (aka Surry Hills Police Station) by the Muggle Ministry Of Magic (aka the NSW Police Force) for impersonating a wizard! Will he escape the Dementors (beat cops)? And how does David Bowie's hit 'Cho Changes' link in with all of this? (It doesn't) (also, not a real song)

How would co-founder Bill Gates fare in hand-to-hand combat with a full grown adult wolf? And what does the recent scourge of Pellophiles have to do with the Harry Potter universe? Some questions are best left unanswered, but regrettably, we have decided to answer them.

Should you give a cat crack cocaine? Should you name your kid after Harry Potter if you have a tenuous grasp on the English language? These important moral dilemmas are tackled head on by the brave Paging Mr Potter boys in this week's episode.

No one: Actual person on the Internet: Harry Potter's been jerking it in front of your very eyes and none of you have noticed. The PMP boys: ...

This week the boys are asking the questions other media outlets are too cowardly or "reputable" to go near, like: Is George Pell's farcical barrister an actual Harry Potter character??? What Harry Potter spin-off would be Oscar-worthy??? Is Piers Polekiss the funniest name in any book ever???

SURPRISE! We simply HAD to do a pod this week because we just can not put this freakin book down! We cover the usual topics of bush poetry, drone warfare and artistic chimps.

JK: Don't fat shame ever. Also JK: "Dursley's a disgusting fat pig boy who eats his own fat" (page 13). This ep we tell real ghost stories, explore the obvious connection between The Dursley's and exoplanet Kepler 37b and did Bryan Adams REALLY 69 with Dumbledore??

Spoiler Alert: Ja Rule is Voldemort! Also it's Dudley's Bar Mitzvah kinda maybe... Another page, another potter baby.

BURN AFTER LISTENING! This ep contains a red-hot investigation that we genuinely considered cutting from the final edit. It's still very much in there so get it before The Man tries to censor the Truth.

Drug use at Hogwarts? Word of the year? Bernard Tomic rumours? These are but some of the topics we cover on this week's hard-hitting episode!

We're back for another year of Potter analysis! Strap in for a deep dive into the killing curse, Viktor Krum and dead cats (sorry). We also have a couple of rip-snorting potter jokes for your listening pleasure!

Merry Christmas and many glad tidings etc. We play some games, eat a turkey and chat to a very special guest. Ho Ho Hagrid!

It's an extra long episode this week as we review the new fantastic beasts flick, assist Vernon Dursley with his social media presence and try to figure out what the heck Draco Malfoy's problem is.

This page left us with more questions than answers! Is McGonagall a jellicle cat? 2) How would Hagrid go in the NRL? 3) Can Tony Abbott speak parseltongue?

The McGonnagall-Dumbledore will-they-won't-they narrative begins, who has Big Wand Energy and a brand new game from Nathan.

NEW CHARACTER ALERT! We finally get to meet a magical being in this episode and it sends us into a tail spin.

In this episode we learn a baffling magic trick and ponder the mystic backstory of Australia's 2nd longest serving prime minister.

This week we hear from Jokes ROFLing who fills us in on the tragic Dursley backstory. We also attempt to answer the age old question: "Are magicians hot!?"

On this special Halloween episode Nathan uncovers a terrifying conspiracy that's bigger than all of us! We are also visited by a very naughty ghost...