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MJ and Jackie might have differing opinions on this episode but they come together to ask the important questions about the dude who plays Jason Blossom.   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Po...

This week we're gossin' 'bout the drama around the Funny Girl cast change, Doja Cat realizing contacting a 17 year old to be a matchmaker isn't the best idea, Elon Musk and Nick Cannon's continued spawning, putting the JSWT photos in perspective, more command dance talk. And in celeb conspiracy corner; Is Harry Styles Bald!? THE List, Blindz and SHOUTZZ!   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patr...

This week we're gossin' 'bout the High Hot Dog Holy Holiday and Jackie's Cincinnati Hot Dog report, I Love A Mama's Boy grossness, Joey Chestnut choking out a dude at the Hot Dog eating championship and how Holden would have handled it, the history of the glizzy, Panera's soup themed swimwear, how eating fried chicken ice cream makes you feel, the fabulosity of Margaritaville X Crocs, cornholin',...

Lili Reinhart has never looked so horrified.   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.c...

This week we're gossin' 'bout being commanded by songs and musicians, more Chris Pratt news(including a strange Mario update) and how he's NOT RELIGIOUS, the horror of the catsupsicle, lakes with hot takes, disturbing Leonardo DiCaprio news, a 10 year old Affleck tries to park, the Hocus Pocus 2 trailer drop.  And in celeb conspiracy corner; Does Avril Lavigne even have ears!? We're also checking...

Betty takes out the trash and we learn some interesting news about the process inside the Riverdale writing room in this totally not almost forgotten volume of Riverdale Roundup!   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a f...

This week we're gossin' 'bout the new Beyonce album, toxic fanbases, everything being "80's", how Holden spent his first Father's day close to "her" essence, everyone's Stryx ambassador title, Al Pacino's phone case, Rainn Wilson dipping his toe into the non-existent "chest feeding" issue, the backlash from a same sex kiss in Lightyear, Nick Cannon...being Nick Cannon again, Jennifer Aniston not e...

This week we're gossin' 'bout Britney's wedding, Jason "not the  actor from Seinfeld" Alexander, mask work, Keep Sweet, Pray, and Obey, the art of the blurred crotch shot, the news of Joker 2 being a musical Lady Gaga vehicle, Paris Hilton's continued DJin', the Fire Island Bechdel test drama, Lizzo editing her new single post release. And in celeb conspiracy corner;  Is Nick Cannon creating an ar...

This week we're gossin' 'bout the finer points of the lyricism behind My Ding-a-Ling, YouTube Children's Songs, the definitely alive Queen Elizabeth II's Platinum Jubilee, Kim K and the great disappearing ass, it bein' MORBIN TIME ALL THE TIME, the gross creeping of corporations and military into Pride, Nick Cannon expecting...again. And in celeb conspiracy corner; Did Lady Gaga sabotage Heidi Mon...

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This week we're gossin' 'bout Stranger Things and 80's nostalgia, the horrors of puberty, the dark Winnie the Pooh story that totally didn't steal Jackie's idea, the upcoming DILF awards on OhNoItsJackie June 8th, Kourtney Kardashian's questionable medical tip she got from her "doctor," MJ visits everyone's favorite website, Charlie Puth really feelin' Maroon 5. And in celeb conspiracy corner; Are...

"I don't know anything about any of this stuff" - Jackie Zebrowski   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz comp...

This week we're gossin' 'bout the HARDNESS of Top Gun, Holden praises the 1993 Crash Test Dummies album God Shuffled His Feet,  when and if to use the term "peenie" and if we will see Harry Styles' in his upcuming film, a list of celeb dongs we've seen on screen and Holden reminisces about Mr. Skin, Jackie and MJ "mourn" the impending loss of Riverdale and plot the next CW Reboot, Jackie announces...

There's a lot going on.   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information ab...

Jackie's backie! And after she casts MJ and Holden into her Hotline Bling Hell we're gossin' 'bout Holden's DragCon experience, Jackie's Multiverse of Madness...madness, Elizabeth Olsen lying and passing a polygraph test, GOOP's latest...thing, Megan Fox adding a hole to her designer jumpsuit, Julia Fox going to the store, Bette Midler has a big brain moment on twitter, Kendall Jenner attempts to...

Let's all send Jackie healing vibes as MJ takes the lead!   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See...

This week Holden and MJ are joined by Natalie Zebrowski from SPUN and are gossin' 'bout the Doja Cat Taco Bell ad and the state of advertisement in general, more Kim K Marilyn Monroe dress talk, Drake's unique way of dealing with a troll, James Cromwell finding himself in a sticky situation at Starbucks, what it's like to celebrate your first Mother's Day, a possible T. Swift pregnancy! And in cel...

Maple Syrup $20,000 Jingle Jangle $15,000 Orphan Children $80,000 Candles $36,000,000 Riverdale to Rivervale transition (and back)  $15,000 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my town is dying    Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to...

This week we're gossin' 'bout babies growin' up and developing a comprehensive emotional regulation system, Kim K. donning the 'Happy Birthday Mr. President' dress at the Met Gala (including her dangerous method of fitting into it) and the Springtime Cocaine Blast known as the Met Gala as a whole, Lili Reinhart calling out the destructive diet practices in Hollywood, Olivia Wilde getting served cu...

If you think you've seen slightly woke Riverdale before....   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. Se...

This week were gossin' 'bout bachelor/bachelorette parties in your 30's, phones at concerts, April Reals Day, A millipede named after Taylor Swift, Coachella, the Heard and Depp Trial, the Wachowski's auctioning items for transgender youths via Ariana Grande, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Is Billie Eilish literally the devil!? Wedding Bells ring for our list! The Blindddds and SHOUTOUTTTTZ!   Wa...

MJ and Jackie decide that Jackie should become the folk hero of LPN, and some more mind control stuff happens.   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcasts...

Let's hop in the REEEEEEWIIIIIND machine and head back to the year 2008! Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house, Vampire fever is in full effect and Taylor Swift was still playing in the daydreams of every girl with fairy lights in her room.   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast     Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. S...

Sure there's mind control, but can it keep MJ awake?   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.a...

This week we're mournin' and gossin' 'bout the tearful end of Jackie's Twilight Saga, the death of the great Gilbert Gottfried, what to say to an anesthesiologist, The Spirit Halloween Store movie, The Jasper Mall as well as the life support state of Malls in general, the cycle of Bennifer repeating again,  🚨BRITNEY SPEARS UPDATES🚨, Al Pacino's amazing phone case and if he is a TRUE Shrekkie, la...