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It might be the 4th time, but it's always the first time here on Page 7 Dark Sided and the news just keeps gettin' more dystopian and dark as we go! Kelly Clarkson appears to live and die by her AI waifu which causes disappointment all around. When life gives Dakota Johnson a bowl of limes, she LIES, and that's startin' to melt Jackie and Kara! Kara can't do 31 for 31, but she's all ready to talk...

Slap on your bib, it's time for some SECOND HELPIN'S with Jackie and MJ, and this time they're gettin' all STEAMED UP with a deeper dive into the Michael Douglas memoir 'One Helluva Ride' (including the apparent hypodermic needle threat at the 1992 Oscars!?), Jackie's got her 31 for 31 rubric to help anyone still strugglin' to figure out what to watch this season! But MJ's got their sights set on...

This week on Page 7, we're joined by HoldKnife McNeely to discuss that new metaltoothed dog movie, Michael Douglas dropped his steamy memoir but don't you dare imply he's a sex addict! Alix Earle brags about being illiterate in a really, really weird interview that also asks her about pegging, Kelly Clarkson is making everyone's skin crawl off by joking ChatGPT is her lover, everyone's finding out...

Kara and Jackie are back with more DARK SIDED news as they discuss former American Idol contestant Caleb Flynn's fate, the FINAL EPISODE of 'A Killer Story' for the LAST time, 'The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City' had  ski adventure, The Pioneer Woman's son is facing charges, then GRAB YOUR OOKYS, IT'S ABOUT TO GET SPOOKY WITH HALLOWEN BUZZBALLZ as we're startin' to get ready for our HALLOW...

This week on 'Second Helpings' Jackie's got somethin' weight on her after season 1, episode 4 of 'How To with John Wilson', and everyone's excited for his new collab with Mamdani. Then we're hoppin' right into the 'Primetime' discourse after Jackie went to see it again, all for that Lipnicki dong. Julia Stiles got to stay on Dancing and Jackie's now confirmed Banana Ball fan. It appears they medie...

This week on Page 7, we're joined by LPN's own Amber Nelson to rank celeb back tattoos after Rita Wilson debuted her OWN copycat of her son, Chet's, back tattoo! And what about poor Truman? MJ fell into an Astairehole after it was announced Margaret Qualley & Sabrina Carpenter would be joining Tom Holland in the upcoming Fred Astaire Biopic! ANNOUNCING THE WATCHALONG OF THE SERIES FINALE OF BU...

Kara and Jackie are BACK with more of the DARK SIDED, including the return of 'The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City' in all their TIGHT glory, and in more Mormon wives news, Taylor Frankie Paul is poppin' off on the first episode of 'The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' with rumors swirling, and the multiple failed drug tests might confirm them. At least one wife has left with more hinting of their...

We're back with another heapin' spoonful of SECOND HELPINGS including Ed Sheeran's wormy stage appearance, and more importantly IT'S FAT BEAR WEEK, Y'ALL! Jackie got herself one of them bone vibratory pops to try ON AIR, so SUCKSUCKSUCK warnings abound. AND DANCING WITH THE "STARS" IS BACK, and do we got a rundown of the first 3hrs that dropped! Then Jackie's  got the absolute opposite of a r...

This week on Page 7, Channing Tatum (MAYHAPS) has a poorly hidden finsta, but more importantly MJ was finally able to be in the same room as their long lost twin and 100 other Claymates. Then everyone's hackles are raising as the stories keep rolling out about Tom Cruise and Taytay. And no matter what Channing Tatum says now, and now matter what internet sleuths say, he's got a finsta, and he's ju...

Jackie and Kara kick off the first episode of DARK SIDED with Real Housewives talk, Jackie talks about returning to 90 Day, unsurprisingly SLOMW drama is happening again, and then its on to Kim Zolciak's 15 year old son KJ Biermann's multiple sexual assault charges.  "Death of a Pastors Wife" on Netflix has Jackie and Kara hooked, Sydney Sweeney is unfortunately back with another ad about her...

This week on 'Second Helpings' we've got a whooole heapin' helpin' of EMMY'S GOSS'! Includin' how H A W T Matthew Rhys and Keri Russell were (even if he DIDN'T thank her during his acceptance speeches), Mariska Hargitay looked like she went up there and had a lotta fun, John Mulaney got CENSORED, Taytay and Mariska Hargitay did a SKIT with the true star! There was a bit o' Buffy reunion on stage,...

This week on Page 7 we're celebratin' our OWN Fleet Week with  the captain of the SS BC, Holden McNeely, AND THEY'RE SETTIN' DOCK! Celin Dion IS BACK BABY, Lady Gaga has become Mama Gaga as she's wanted to, CONGRATULATIONS! Speakin' of STEFANI GERMANOTTA, we're takin' another look at that infamous 2022 Oscars where STEFANI GERMANOTTA SABOTAGED HER! Holden brings the Stella Thefty drama to the...

Jackie and MJ are BACK with some slippy sloppin' Second Helpins as they start it RIGHT OFF with the fact that Jim Thornton really did do what he did. On a plane. Meghan Markle and Harry are COOOOOMIN' HOOOME to the UK because NO ONE WANTS 'EM IN AMERICA! Then we got some announcements regardin' a new hour of Page 7! Nikolas Sparks and M. Night Shyamalan have teamed up to create a book, AND movie....

It's a solemn week here at Page 7 as Natalie Jean joins us to process the tragedy that was 'Gay 9/11' aka Dolly Parton and Tim Curry sadly passing on the same day. Never Forget.  BUT IN LIGHTER NEWS, Carrie Underwood has fully embraced 'guy who punches holes in drywall' as her new personality type after performing many a Nu-Metal classic at the Velocity Festival in Dyersville, Iowa at none ot...

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Jackie and MJ are BACK for a SECOND (and final!) HELPING of Liza Minnelli's book "Kids, Wait Till You Hear This!" Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adsw...

This week on Page 7 it's time to join MJ and Jackie as they KICK KICK KICK OFF their 2-part book club of "Kids, Wait Till You Hear This!" by none other than MS. LIZA MINNELLI! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcast...

This week on "Second Helpings" we're discussing the untimely passing of the immensely talented and deeply missed Hayden Panettiere, which directly leads into how Hollywood continues to systematically and repeatedly be failing the children it simply chews up and spits out for their own profit. Alyssa Milano has spoken out about their struggle with PPA after having their child amid the Lindsay Clanc...

This week on Page 7, MJ and Jackie are joined by LPN's very own sloppy steak lover Amber Nelson as Jakzig stops by to serenade after their debut performance on "Last Stream" this past Tuesday! Amber's schoolin' eeeerrybody on the origins of punk, MJ's here to remind everyone 'bout The Curse of The Lil Rascals! (not to mention just the curse of being a child actor in general) Speakin' of child star...

This week we got some BIRTHDAY SECOND HELPIN'S FOR A VERY SPECIAL GIIIRL! And that very special girl just had her LUST for Hannah Einbinder via her new movie "Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma", which Jackie HIGHLY recommends. MJ got a melon baller! The most non-American Mr. and Mrs. America, Kerri Russell and Matthew Rhys had a big Variety feature this week, Jackie gives a harrowing tattoo tal...

This week on Page 7 we're joined by Seena Ghaznavi to goss' 'bout the weekend Jackie had at "Midsummer Scream" as Summerween is uponst us! Not to mention Brad Pitt confessin' to no longer bein' on the wagon, 'cause he toooootally knows his limits now (not when he was abusing Angelina and the kids, tho). He's also confessin' that he's been suicidal, WHO'D OF GUESSED. Jackie and MJ take some ACCOUNT...

This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie thought they got through the hard story yesterday, but they're back with more CONTENT WARNING HEAVY CELEB NEWS as they dive into the Perez Hilton breakdown. But Jackie's got some Pork n' Beans and Tomdeya vidz to turn her frown upside down. Jackie went to see The Spidermans in SCREEN X, and she highly recommends, MJ covers the comments Ireland Baldwin ha...

This week on Page 7, we got the perfect co-pilot for some HEAVIER topics this week with Gronky's handler, Holden McNeely! So, content warnings ABOUND! BUT FIRST, Jackie's lost herself in the music, AND down some WICKER PANTS with the release of the "Wicker" trailer. Then we're startin' light into the heavy side layer, North West announced the cancelation of her current tour, Morgan Wallen's BOOOOO...

This week on Second Helpings, we got a smorgasbord of boooooys with Tom Holland and Jon Bernthal bein' buddies on "Hot Ones" with a PUKE AND RALLY! Jimothy waddles by on his way to the raccoon zoos, but don't PET HIM! Once you get them rabies, thems the stabies. Zendaya gave a masterclass in dodgin' secret leakin' on the red carpet when she switched up her Spiderman red carpet looks from all black...