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This week we're gossin' 'bout Stranger Things and 80's nostalgia, the horrors of puberty, the dark Winnie the Pooh story that totally didn't steal Jackie's idea, the upcoming DILF awards on OhNoItsJackie June 8th, Kourtney Kardashian's questionable medical tip she got from her "doctor," MJ visits everyone's favorite website, Charlie Puth really feelin' Maroon 5. And in celeb conspiracy corner; Are...

"I don't know anything about any of this stuff" - Jackie Zebrowski   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz comp...

This week we're gossin' 'bout the HARDNESS of Top Gun, Holden praises the 1993 Crash Test Dummies album God Shuffled His Feet,  when and if to use the term "peenie" and if we will see Harry Styles' in his upcuming film, a list of celeb dongs we've seen on screen and Holden reminisces about Mr. Skin, Jackie and MJ "mourn" the impending loss of Riverdale and plot the next CW Reboot, Jackie announces...

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Jackie's backie! And after she casts MJ and Holden into her Hotline Bling Hell we're gossin' 'bout Holden's DragCon experience, Jackie's Multiverse of Madness...madness, Elizabeth Olsen lying and passing a polygraph test, GOOP's latest...thing, Megan Fox adding a hole to her designer jumpsuit, Julia Fox going to the store, Bette Midler has a big brain moment on twitter, Kendall Jenner attempts to...

Let's all send Jackie healing vibes as MJ takes the lead!   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See...

This week Holden and MJ are joined by Natalie Zebrowski from SPUN and are gossin' 'bout the Doja Cat Taco Bell ad and the state of advertisement in general, more Kim K Marilyn Monroe dress talk, Drake's unique way of dealing with a troll, James Cromwell finding himself in a sticky situation at Starbucks, what it's like to celebrate your first Mother's Day, a possible T. Swift pregnancy! And in cel...

Maple Syrup $20,000 Jingle Jangle $15,000 Orphan Children $80,000 Candles $36,000,000 Riverdale to Rivervale transition (and back)  $15,000 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my town is dying    Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to...

This week we're gossin' 'bout babies growin' up and developing a comprehensive emotional regulation system, Kim K. donning the 'Happy Birthday Mr. President' dress at the Met Gala (including her dangerous method of fitting into it) and the Springtime Cocaine Blast known as the Met Gala as a whole, Lili Reinhart calling out the destructive diet practices in Hollywood, Olivia Wilde getting served cu...

If you think you've seen slightly woke Riverdale before....   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. Se...

This week were gossin' 'bout bachelor/bachelorette parties in your 30's, phones at concerts, April Reals Day, A millipede named after Taylor Swift, Coachella, the Heard and Depp Trial, the Wachowski's auctioning items for transgender youths via Ariana Grande, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Is Billie Eilish literally the devil!? Wedding Bells ring for our list! The Blindddds and SHOUTOUTTTTZ!   Wa...

MJ and Jackie decide that Jackie should become the folk hero of LPN, and some more mind control stuff happens.   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcasts...

Let's hop in the REEEEEEWIIIIIND machine and head back to the year 2008! Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house, Vampire fever is in full effect and Taylor Swift was still playing in the daydreams of every girl with fairy lights in her room.   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast     Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. S...

Sure there's mind control, but can it keep MJ awake?   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.a...

This week we're mournin' and gossin' 'bout the tearful end of Jackie's Twilight Saga, the death of the great Gilbert Gottfried, what to say to an anesthesiologist, The Spirit Halloween Store movie, The Jasper Mall as well as the life support state of Malls in general, the cycle of Bennifer repeating again,  🚨BRITNEY SPEARS UPDATES🚨, Al Pacino's amazing phone case and if he is a TRUE Shrekkie, la...

Guess who's back, back again? MJ's back and you better get out your reversal candles, because it's time for Riverdale Roundup!   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriu...

This week were gossin' 'bout The Grammy's, funeral plans, the unofficial Bridgerton Musical, Holden & Lexe's totally normal date night, Justin Bieber's giant suit, Bruce Willis leaving acting due to his Aphasia, Martha Stewart's Instagram and the fate of her cat, Madonna's bizarre TikTok video and Jackie's beautiful TikTok tribute to Holden (Check it out on the Page 7 TikTok !), April 19th April R...

We may be a week late, but at least we're not a witch short!   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. S...

This week we're gossin' (at length) 'bout the SLAP and ALL the discourse surrounding it, Oscar fashion, the incoherent Oscar Fan Favorite selections, and more Oscars weirdness. Meanwhile, celeb conspiracy corner; Kid Rock's Body Double!?  A bizarrely deadly list! The Blindz and SHOUTZ!!   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to list...

This week we're GASSIN' 'bout Purple People Eaters, the Goopiness of the Oscar Swag Bag (including complementary plastic surgery) and Swag Bags in general, advancements in intimacy gels, the dangers of holding in farts & keeping the romance alive, Ye's Grammy performance ban, Holden's VillainsFest plans, Dolly Parton NOT being able to give up her Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nom, and in celeb conspira...

This week we're gossin' 'bout the struggle of working vacations, the Hidden Valley Ranch Diamond and posing the REAL question of 'what CAN be turned into a diamond?', the increasingly High School feeling downfall of Ye (with another appearance by LPN's 4 time Round Tabler of the Year Michael Che), Kim K's horrible take on work, Dolly Parton bowing out of her Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction, a...

This week we're gossin' 'bout Jackie's wedding plans, the impending Skeleton Brunch Summer, NYers having sex too loud, the parallels between Riverdale and The Batman, the Murder Mystery Stream on OhnoitsJackie sponsored by Stryx, the great crocs debate, MORE BIG RANCH, learnin' TikTok, Kanye posting that he's dead, the disaster zone that is the Love is Blind Season 2 reunion, IS IT A CAKE!?, the b...

This week we're gossin' 'bout the use of the phrase "I Can't Hear You", Mr. Bubz vs Lil Bub (RIP), the Queen possibly being dead, the president of the Ukraine's past voice role as Paddington Bear, the fallout of the SAG Awards not being canceled and the state of internet discourse in general, Jackie's Hidden Valley Ranch rabbit hole, the nonexistent trend of Skeleton Brunches, Matthew McConaughey'...

This week we're gossin' 'bout getting used to being open breasted, Kanye West and the art of throwin' stuff, defunct Shamrock Shake bearing McDonald's Land Characters, MJ's multiday House of Gucci experience, Britney Spears upcoming tell all book, MJ ponders how the pandemic changed reality tv, Christine from Sister Wive's new cooking show called  "Cooking with JUST Christine", the troubling frami...