Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

Mitch Bisschop (@deanwinkleson) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode "Piece of Cake," where they discuss how Mr. Ha Ha got his job as a clown, Estelle's first time playing her own age, and how much Rose's moving monologue made them want to weep like babies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Ca...

In the most explosive OOTL episode yet, Satya Bhabha (New Girl)  joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “To Catch a Neighbor,” where they pretty much spend the entire episode passionately debating about whether Blanche wanted to sleep with George Clooney. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califo...

Adam Newman (Late Show with David Letterman)  joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Son-in-Law Dearest” where they discuss Bea Arthur’s ties to I Love Lucy, the abundance of nightgowns, and whether Sophia farted herself to sleep. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at h...

Leah Dubie (Sundance TV’s “The Approval Matrix”) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Diamond in the Rough,” where they discuss why Jake is the hottest man any of the women have dated, banquet-planning anxieties, and how to properly warm up your mouth before eating hot soup (spoiler alert: it’s by eating HOT SOUP.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adch...

Beowulf Jones (Risk! podcast) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Dorothy’s Prized Pupil,” where they discuss Mario Lopez’s bad acting, Rose’s summer shorts, and wonder why Dorothy’s picture is in the paper. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/pri...

Zach Sherwin (Epic Rap Battles of History) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Whose Face is This, Anyway?” where they discuss Fess Parker jokes, Blanche’s constant flip-flopping, Fess Parker jokes, their favorite Trader Joe’s products, and how this episode had too many Fess Parker jokes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy a...

H. Alan and Kerri chat with the cast of ‘Golden Girls Still Alive’, a crazy popular live reimagining of The Golden Girls in Los Angeles. Featuring Sherry Vine, Jackie Beat, Selene Luna, Drew Droege and Sam Pancake! The show runs every THURSDAY, FRIDAY & SATURDAYat 8pm & 10pm and SUNDAY at 7pm & 9pm starting AUGUST 13th through 23th, 2015! For tickets and theater info, click here: http:...

Cyrina Fiallo (Community, Glee) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Long Day’s Journey Into Marinara,” where they discuss the episode’s connection to Who’s The Boss, how a chicken could escape a condo, and why Kerri (still) thinks Rose is an alien. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californi...

It’s Out On the Lanai LIVE! Eliot Glazer, Lenora Claire, and Jonny McGovern join H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Forgive Me, Father,” where they discuss dating priests, show the audience a REAL artifact from the set of the show, and sing along to some original GG music! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/p...

Ben Siemon (UCB, Story Pirates) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Bedtime Stories,” where they discuss the appeal of clip shows, why putting chipped beef in someone’s purse is an asshole thing to do, and whether God sounds like Bea Arthur. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Priva...

Youtube Superstar Mike Falzone (Welcome to Our Podcast) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “And Then There Was One,” where they discuss whether Rose is an extraterrestrial being, if it’s acceptable to eat spaghetti for breakfast, and if Kerri is terrible with children. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/...

Married comedy power couple Glennis and Matt McCarthy (Gorgeous Ladies of Comedy, We Watch Wrestling Podcast) join H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Before and After,” where they discuss edible panties, bad roommate experiences, and why it’s incredibly important to wear shoes in a hospital. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at...

Claire Titelman (Chelsea Lately) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “The Actor,” where they discuss childhood theater roles, Blanche’s fake balloon boobs, and what might be Dorothy’s best outfit of all time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/pri...

Stan Zbornak* (The Golden Girls) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “The Stan Who Came to Dinner,” where they discuss Rose’s many hospital visits, the worst actors to ever appear on the show, and when it’s appropriate to put your dick on a plate. (*Stan is actually Kerri’s boyfriend. His name is not Stan -- though it would be pretty badass if it was -- but a while back w...

Price Peterson (Yahoo TV, Vulture) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “The Sisters,” where they discuss Sophia’s childish behavior, Price’s theories on the girls’ sanity, and why everyone glossed over the fact that Rose almost killed an old lady with her car. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy an...

H. Alan and Kerri respond to your questions and comments about The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas.” Join in on the GG fan discussion every week at OutOnTheLanai.com/disqus Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Joselyn Hughes (DIY, Dammit!) joins  H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas,” where they discuss Dorothy’s rug sweaters, the financial downfall of Howard the Duck, and whether or not homemade holiday gifts suck. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy...

In Out on the Lanai’s very first mini episode (!!!), H. Alan and Kerri respond to your questions and comments about The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Love, Rose.” Join in on the GG fan discussion every week at OutOnTheLanai.com/disqus Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/pr...

Will Weldon (Ugh! A Podcast) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Love Rose,” where they discuss the 1980s version of Tinder, some history about the Archduke Ferdinand’s assassination, and the correct meaning of a joke about Rose and her undies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pr...

Jonathan Braedley Welch and Misha Fisher (A Very Special Episode) join H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Joust Between Friends,” where they discuss the disappointing lack of an actual joust in the episode, what kind of dog looks like Bea Arthur’s hair, and how every single one of us is replaceable in all aspects of life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/a...

George Northy (MTV’s Faking It) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Vacation,” where they discuss Sophia’s hot new beau, Rose’s pragmatic thoughts about impending death, and why no one actually cleans their apartment in the nude. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...

Gaby Dunn and Allison Raskin (Just Between Us, Buzzfeed) join H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Family Affair,” where they discuss saxophone seduction, Sophia’s scary all-black ensemble, and why H. Alan can’t stop swooning over Dorothy’s son, Michael. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California...

Scott Backman (Golden Girls trivia master) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Big Daddy’s Little Lady,” where they dish out some lessons in American history, ponder when to replace someone’s first name with “widow,” and celebrate the famous Miami song that appears in every episode of the podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy...

Sara Schaefer (Nikki and Sara Live) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Isn’t it Romantic?”, where they discuss Sophia’s love for porn, Jean’s impeccable fashion sense, and how this episode was the first of many gay-centered storylines. And be sure to check out Sara’s debut comedy album “Chrysalis” on iTunes or Amazon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...

John Flynn (UCB’s Nights of Our Lives) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “It’s a Miserable Life,” where they discuss the much-awaited appearance of Frieda Claxton, how Blanche could have logistically faked her own death, and the poor kid who was SUPER pissed when his permit for an outdoor Menudo concert wasn’t granted. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...