Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

Hey all you golden fans! H. Alan and Kerri are taking the week off after last weeks exhausting Golden Moments two-parter. BUT, we need your help with something! Have a listen... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Kerri and H. Alan go guest-less for the season 3 hour-long episode Golden Moments, where they go along for the ride with the girls as they reminisce about episodes past! Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more! Today's episode was brought to you by Squarespace. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at h...

Andy Herren (CBS's Big Brother) joins H. Alan to talk about My Brother, My Father, where we first meet Sophia's brother Uncle Angelo. We chat about the awesomeness of Rose and Blanche in this episode, Big Brother strategy, and of course, the secret love between Dorothy and Stan. Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at h...

In a very special episode of “Out on the Lanai,” H. Alan and Kerri sit down with Shawn Schepps, who played Blanche’s daughter Becky in the season 3 episode “Blanche’s Little Girl!” They chat about her experience on the show, her fun writing credits (including Encino Man!), and the size of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s schwarzenegger. Today's episode was brought to you by Squarespace. Visit OutOnTheLanai...

Liana Maeby (Author: South on Highland) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode Grab That Dough, where they talk about their own game show experiences, 69-ing, and how Dorothy could have grabbed more dough. It’s a Lucy Lee Flippin good time! Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com...

Dave Holmes (Esquire, new book Party of One coming out in June) joins H. Alan and special guest co-host, Eliot Glazer, to chat about the episode Dorothy's New Friend. Dave and H. Alan reminisce about St. Louis, Barbara Thorndyke is hated, and we learn Eliot hates crapes WTF?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californ...

In a very special episode of Out on the Lanai, Golden Girls writer Tracy Gamble joins H. Alan and Kerri to discuss his experiences writing on the show from seasons 4-7, including the origin of the idea for the infamous 72 Hours episode and what the girls thought of the series coming to an end. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/pr...

Adam Ramzi (adult entertainer, writer) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode Blanche's Little Girl, where they get into a big debate about whether the women were hypocrites for also calling Becky fat, a weird moment involving a suitcase, and why this episode's ending was one of the sweetest. Today's episode is brought to you by Squarespace and Mack Weldon. Learn more about...

Take a glimpse behind the scenes of Out on the Lanai as Kerri and H. Alan attempt to record a Mack Weldon ad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Eliot Glazer (Broad City, Younger) is back on the podcast, and it's super great. He an H. Alan (Kerri is away on a special Golden assignment) watched "The Artist," where they discussed how obviously gay Laszlo was, practical jokes, and how hard the ladies nipples got while they crushed hard on Laszlo. Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Ted Evans and Zoran Gvojic (Low Carb Comedy) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “Charlie’s Buddy,” where they discuss the crappy excuse for a zoo, why Buddy is a terrible con artist, and why Bea Arthur refused to use the zipper. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...

Andrew Michaan (Seven Tattoos podcast) and Zed Cutsinger (Views from the Vista podcast) join H. Alan (Kerri on a special Golden assignment) for the season 3 episode "Three on a Couch." We tackle how Blanche is smart (not sexy), how the girls are super mean to Rose, and whether or not Sophia is racist. Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more GG fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc...

Margot Leitman (Author, Long Story Short: The Only Storytelling Guide You’ll Ever Need) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “The Audit,” where they discuss bad pawn shop business, doing taxes, and the frustration over not knowing if Sophia was ever relieved of her bout of constipation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at ht...

Brent Sullivan (The Pete Holmes Show) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “A Visit From Little Sven,” where they discuss Sven’s fluctuating intelligence, getting turned on by dick cakes, and whether knock knock jokes can actually cure manic depression. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califo...

Brittani Nichols (Transparent) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “Brotherly Love,” where they discuss Ted’s abysmal acting, Dorothy’s amazing faceplant, and Sophia’s amazing moment with a saucepan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-n...

Sierra Santana (Buzzfeed Original Videos) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “Strange Bedfellows,” where they discuss the randomness of Gill’s secret, Blanche’s bold color choices, and GLITTER SHIT! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-n...

In a very special episode of Out Out the Lanai, H. Alan and Kerri are joined by the talented woman who played a young Dorothy Zbornak on The Golden Girls! Writer/Producer/Actor Lyn Greene chats about the role she originally auditioned for, Bea Arthur’s reaction to her performance, and offers some sage advice for young people aspiring to work in entertainment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...

Selena Coppock (Author: The New Rules for Blondes) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “Letters to Gorbachev,” where they discuss drapey bathrobes, Blanche’s brilliant spit take, and how adorable Sophia is when she sings, “Thanks for the Medicare!” This episode is brought to you by Squarespace. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Pol...

Chris Thayer (The Pete Holmes Show, Weathermen on TBS) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself,” where they discuss their own greatest fears, how fun Dorothy is while drunk on a plane, and Blanche’s weird owl outfit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pr...

Lauren Reeves (Late Show with David Letterman) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “The Housekeeper,” where they discuss Dorothy’s bizarre pronunciation of “Marguerite,” how the show handled race, and why the hell four women who are home all the time and often talk about being frugal with their money got a housekeeper to begin with? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

Golden Girls writer Stan Zimmerman joins H. Alan and Kerri for this very special episode of Out on the Lanai! They interview him about how he got the gig, which girl he bonded with the most, and how often he’s asked if Dorothy’s famous ex was named after him! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice...

Erin Mallory Long (The Best of Friends podcast) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “Bringing up Baby,” where they discuss Blanche trying to pimp one of her sons out to Dorothy, Sophia’s inconsistent blindness, and how you can totally see the pig’s butthole for nearly an entire scene. And be sure to catch Erin’s podcast on the Headgum network! Today’s episode is brought t...

Kit Williamson & John Halbach (Eastsiders) join H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “One for the Money,” where they discuss how no one washed their hands after handling raw chicken, the girls’ terrible business plan for a catering company, and why Rose’s dance solo is the greatest f**king thing, EVER. And be sure to check out Kit and John’s series at eastsiderstheseries.com...

Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld (Jake and Amir, If I Were You) join H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 premiere “Old Friends,” where they discuss when it’s OK to shove a child, Jenny Lewis’s Emmy-worthy performance, and how excited they all are now that Out on the Lanai is part of Jake and Amir’s Headgum podcast network! Be sure to check out all of their great shows at Headgum.com Le...

In the season 2 series finale of OOTL, Kerri and H. Alan go guest-less for “Empty Nests,” which is objectively The Golden Girls’ worst episode of all time. They talk about the history of the spin-off, the crazy line of dialogue that the show ended on, and… you know what? It doesn’t even matter. This episode was terrible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Po...