Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode "Two Rode Together," where they discuss synergism, Dorothy's black wardrobe, and whether they should have shown Sophia *actually* riding Space Mountain. Tune in next week when we watch "You Gotta Have Hope!" Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.c...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode "Valentine's Day," where they discuss their own thoughts on the holiday of love, if condoms would be in the same aisle as enema bags, and how Estelle made Julio Iglesias feel more comfortable. Tune in next week when we watch "Two Rode Together!" Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode "Love Me Tender," where they discuss Dorothy's magnificent purple outfit, dating someone just for sex, and the surprising, lovable cartoon character that Eddie voiced. Tune in next week when we watch "Valentine's Day!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californ...

Dave Quinn (People Magazine, Entertainment Weekly) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode “The Impotence of Being Ernest,” where they discuss the weird Sophia vendetta story, limp dicks, and which items in the fridge they'd use for sex in a broom closet. Be sure to tune in next week when we watch "Love Me Tender!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode "Blind Date," where they discuss Blanche's various foot-in-mouth moments, how fun "Competitive Rose" is, and why H. Alan thinks pet owners would die first in a zombie apocalypse. Visit outonthelanai.com for more GG fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califor...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode "The Auction" where they discuss how mimes have sex, Dorothy's amazing silk bow tie, and the weird moment at the end of the episode where the girls all just stare and smile at the door. Tune in next week when we watch "Blind Date!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode "Stan Takes a Wife," where they discuss whether Dorothy did the right thing, if Stan would actually take his dick out in a waiting room, and the awkward hand holding moment with the doctor. Tune in next week when we watch "The Auction!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/pr...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode "Scared Straight," where they discuss H. Alan's own experience with coming out, why Mildred was so damn creepy, and Rose's amazing taste in magazines. Tune in next week when we watch "Stan Takes a Wife!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Noti...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode “Brother Can You Spare That Jacket?,” where they discuss Michael Jackson's glove color preferences, the beer pitcher vase, and if the dude in the shelter looked like Joey Lawrence. Next week's episode: "Scared Straight" Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more GG fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy...

Kerri’s boyfriend “Stan” returns to the podcast! They all watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode “Sophia’s Wedding: Parts 1 and 2,” where they discuss the appearance of Quentin Tarantino, the caterer’s lack of boundaries, and why the Elvis Presley fan club members never actually speak. Tune in next week when we watch “Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...

This week we chatted with a Golden Girls VIP, and just an awesome dude, writer Matt Baume! We talked about his podcast, The Sewers of Paris, how the Golden Girls have impacted him, and how his book, Defining Marriage, was influenced by the girls. Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Cali...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode "Bang the Drum, Stanley,” where they discuss Squatty Potties, sexy cat outfits, and the best time of day to go to a baseball game. Tune in next week when we cover "Sophia's Wedding: Part 1" (and maybe part 2!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privac...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode “Yokel Hero,” where they discuss St. Olaf's Hogwarts aesthetic, whether Regis Philbin was boring, and then go on a long tangent about the difference between "Hispanic" and "Latino." Next week we'll be watching the episode "Bang the Drum, Stanley!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://a...

Today’s Out on the Lanai is a very special gay Pride themed episode. So much of the Golden Girls fan base is LGBTQ people and their allies. When our community is attacked, we hurt. On Sunday, June 12th, 49 people were killed and an additional 53 were wounded at a gay bar in Orlando, FL. So to honor them, and to recognize gay pride month, Kerri and H. Alan discussed how the Golden Girls gave them p...

We chatted with Sharon Spell, a fellow GG super-fan! We talked about how dumb the UFO plot was, how Ham Lushbaugh was foreshadowing for Rush Limbaugh, and a moment when H. Alan encountered his own Ham Lushbaugh. for more GG fun, visit OutOnTheLanai.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at ht...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 3 episode “The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo,” where they discuss ear to penis ratios, amazing elderly actresses, and why the women weren't more concerned that Sophia spent 10 hours buying a nectarine. If you want to watch next week's episode ahead of time, it'll be"The One That Got Away." And if you're going to be in the Los Angeles area this S...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 4 premiere episode “Yes, We Have No Havanas,” where they discuss showering with dead bodies, the joke How I Met Your Mother stole, and if H. Alan maybe... MAYBE solved an Unsolved Mystery. And if you're in the Los Angeles area on June 6th, come to Out On The Lanai's next live show as part of the highly anticipated release of Mike Denison's #BeaADay c...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 3 finale episode “Mother's Day,” where they discuss Blanche's real age, Alice Ghostley's amazing performance, and whether or not Kerri is actually a ghost. And if you're going to be in the Los Angeles area on Saturday 6/4, join us for another live recording of the podcast as we celebrate the launch of Mike Denison's highly-anticipated #BeaADay colori...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 3 episode “Mister Terrific,” where they discuss Mr. Terrific’s constant shouting, the parallels to the Bernie Sander’s campaign, and the unsettling number of sexual predators working on a kids’ show. Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more GG fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy...

In another very special episode of “Out on the Lanai,” H. Alan and Kerri chat with Golden Girls writer and showrunner (seasons 5-7) Marc Sotkin, who reveals the meaning behind the the 3 “Ebb Tide” episode titles, the actor who was first cast as the chef on on The Golden Palace, and how he paid for improv classes with underwear. And don’t forget to check out Marc’s new animated project, The Improba...

It’s Out on the Lanai LIVE! In this episode recorded at The Nerdist Showroom in Hollywood, H. Alan and Kerri are joined by Baron Vaughn (Girls, Grace and Frankie) to talk about Rose and Blanche’s blackface for the season 3 episode Mixed Blessings! Ed Droste (Grizzly Bear) also joined to teach H. Alan how to play an emo version of the GG theme song! Thanks to Vintage Enoteca, Mitch Bisschop & K...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 3 episode Rose’s Big Adventure, where they discuss terrible construction plans, the man who jumped off the boat, and how something that tastes like cheesecake and ice cream could actually smell disgusting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at ht...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 3 episode Larceny and Old Lace, where they discuss the contents of their respective diaries, how many sheep it would take to spell Rose’s name in a field, and the fact that this episode doesn’t really have a resolution. Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19...

In another special episode of Out on the Lanai, H. Alan and Kerri sit down with author and entertainment writer Jim Colucci to discuss his new book, Golden Girls Forever: an Unauthorized Look Behind the Lanai, which has been 10 years in the making and something every GG superfan should own! In this episode, Jim offers up fun facts about the series (like which GG taping Lucille Ball allegedly atten...

Veep's Timothy Simons joins H. Alan and guest co-host, Gaby Dunn, to chat about the season 3 episode And Ma Makes Three. We chatted about the weird way H. Alan's tattoo brought Tim to us, the creepiness of Dorothy's boyfriend Raymond, and how Dorothy was basically a dummy. This episode was brought to you by Squarespace. Visit OutOnTheLanai.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/...