Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Triple Play," where they realize that if Miles is in the Witness Protection Program, he'd be completely cut off from all friends and family, so how does Caroline know where he is?! Is she even his daughter? Is she FBI? Or did the Cheese Man send her?!?! Tune in next week when we watch "Clinton Avenue Memoirs!" Learn more about your ad choi...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Great Expectations," where they discuss Blanche's sparkly cowgirl outfit, positive thoughts, and the amazing background extras in this episode! Tune in next week when we watch "Triple Play!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https:...

OOTL All-Star Brent Sullivan and comedian Jesse Popp join H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Mary Has a Little Lamb," where they discuss Mary's rude dad, Sophia's weird night alone with Merrill, and which famous convict H. Alan wrote a letter to. Tune in next week when we watch "Great Expectations!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Priva...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas," where Kerri goes OFF on Stan, H. Alan tells a (perhaps familiar) scary story, and both of them spend WAY too much time trying to figure out who Sophia was supposed to get a Christmas present for. Tune in next week when we watch "Mary Had a Little Lamb!" And if you're in Los Angeles this upcoming Thu...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Ebb Tide's Revenge," where they discuss decorative plates, Blanche's chubby years, and how Sophia basically pioneered AirBNB. Tune in next week when we watch "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas!" And if you're in Los Angeles on Thursday, March 16th, we'll be recording another LIVE episode of Out on the Lanai at The Nerdist Showroom at...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "All That Jazz" where they discuss Michael's assholery, elastic in the back, and those old, breathy Calvin Klein Obsession commercials. Tune in next week when we watch "Ebb Tide." And if you're in Los Angeles on Thursday, March 16th, we'll be recording another LIVE episode of Out on the Lanai at The Nerdist Showroom at Meltdown Comics. Alas...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "A Comedy of Errors," where they discuss stand-up, appearing in the high school yearbook, and why it's stressful when someone gives you an entire cake. Tune in next week when we watch "All That Jazz." And if you're in Los Angeles on Thursday, March 16th, we'll be recording another LIVE episode of Out on the Lanai at The Nerdist Showroom at...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "That Old Feeling," where they discuss stories about their grandparents, Jamie's blonde patch, and Blanche's PJ tassels. Tune in next week when we watch "Comedy of Errors!" And if you're in Los Angeles on Thursday, March 16th, we'll be recording another LIVE episode of Out on the Lanai at The Nerdist Showroom at Meltdown Comics. Alaska Thun...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Not Another Monday," where they discuss Sophia's dilemma, Blanche's ongoing thirst quest, and whether Rose made the baby sick by diapering a raw turkey. Tune in next week when we watch "That Old Feeling!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy No...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Dancing in the Dark," where they discuss how dumb Miles friends were, hardware store sex, and the weirdness of Blanche getting turned on by grizzly bears. Tune in next week when we watch "Not Another Monday!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privac...

Katie Renée Thomas and Caitlin Barlow (TV Land's Teachers) join H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Under the Big Top," where they discuss Rose's sad protest circle, whether circus bathrooms are gross for hand jobs, and if Dorothy was an asshole to Ken. Be sure and tune in next week when we watch "Dancing in the Dark," and definitely tune in to season 2 of Teachers on TV Land...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Rose Fights Back," where they discuss how to do Costco, when old people should retire, and shaving legs. Tune in next week when we watch "Love Under the Big Top!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-s...

Comedian Joe DeRosa ("We'll See You in Hell" podcast) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode “Inaccurate Conception,” where they wonder what Sophia would have done with Tony Bennett's semen, whether Stan roofied Dorothy the night he got her pregnant, and if Blanche was being too mean to Rebecca. Tune in next week when we watch "Rose Fights Back!" And be sure to check ou...

Out on the Lanai All-Star Eliot Glazer and his friend Fernando join H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls very special season 5 premiere "Sick and Tired: Parts 1 and 2," where they discuss Bea Arthur's cue cards, homemade salad dressing, and what the rest of Dr. Budd's dinner might have been like... Be sure to tune in next week when we watch "Inaccurate Conception!" Learn more about your ad...

Despite the fact that they hate covering GG clip shows that repurpose old footage, that's EXACTLY what H. Alan and Kerri have done in this 2016 year-end wrap-up episode! Listen to them reminisce about all the times they casually mentioned bowel movements, raved about the girls' fashion, and argued over something really really stupid. With appearances from former guests like: Grace Helbig, Alaska T...

We closed out Season 4 with "We're Outta Here," a literal flashback episode where the girls were, quite literally, outta there. H. Alan and Kerri complain about the sloppiness of this episode, while Kerri tries to keep H. Alan on track. Next week we'll have a special holiday episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode "Foreign Exchange," where they discuss what goats eat, how quickly DNA tests are done in this universe, and why the Boscos are HORRIBLE friends. Tune in next week when we watch the season 4 finale, "We're Outta Here!" Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more GG fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy a...

H. Alan Scott, on a special golden assignment, traveled to New York City to chat with the creator of the most awesome Golden Girls puppet show you guys have been telling Kerri and H. Alan all about. H. Alan chatted with Jonathan Rockefeller ( www.jonathanrockefeller.com ) about how the show came together, what it's like to work with puppets, and the possibility of it coming to a city near you. He...

It's the return of Stan! Kerri's BF joins her and H. Alan for the season 4 episode "Rites of Spring," where they discuss where to keep a scale, the purpose of leg warmers, and how they would describe each other. Tune in next week when we watch "Foreign Exchange!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy No...

Rapper Lizzo (MTV's Wonderland) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode “Sophia's Choice,” where they discuss boob jobs, french accents, and the sad undeniable truth that we're all destined to die alone. Be sure to tune in next week when we watch "Rites of Spring," and definitely check out Lizzo's new EP "Coconut Oil" at lizzomusic.com, which is hotter than that time Bla...

Janine Brito (comedian, writer, GG super fan) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode “Little Sister,” where they discuss dog actors, sibling relationships, and H. Alan's complete lack of farm experience. Be sure to tune in next week when we watch "Sophia's Choice!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/pri...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode "High Anxiety," where they discuss how the show handled addiction, how 30 year-old prescriptions work, and Rose's perplexing cat history. Tune in next week when we watch "Little Sister" (for real this time!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode "Till Death Do We Volley," where they discuss Trudy's accent, why NYC-born Dorothy would have a high school reunion in Miami, and the worst prank Kerri ever pulled on someone. Tune in next week when we watch "Little Sister!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Ca...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode "Fiddler on the Ropes" where they wonder how boxing works, how Juilliard auditions work, and why it's not okay to buy people. Tune in next week when we watch "'Til Death Do We Volley!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19...

In a very exciting episode this week, Alaska Thunderfuck (RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode “You Gotta Have Hope,” where they discuss which girl looks best in drag, pro-grims, and the amazing stems on the Donatello triplets. Be sure to tune in next week when we watch "Fiddler on the Ropes," and don't miss Alaska on RuPaul's Drag Race A...