Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

Joey Gray (Founder and Editor of HARDY: a queer zine) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 6 episode "The Bloom is Off the Rose," where they discuss Cher (again), Dorothy's orgasmic reaction to puzzles, and how Rex was DEFINITELY going to murder Blanche if they went night fishing. Tune in next week when we watch "Sister of the Bride!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc...

OOTL all-star Eliot Glazer joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 6 episode "Ebbtide's Revenge," where they discuss how dead bodies travel, which musical diva almost played Angela, and why this episode always makes us cry. Tune in next week when we watch "The Bloom is off the Rose!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Stand By Your Man" where they discuss Kerri's recent experience seeing Betty White, whether Ted's dick worked, and what putting a banana in a tail pipe would do. Tune in next week (and grab some extra tissues) when we watch "Ebbtide's Revenge!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die," where they discuss whether lesbian poetry is a turn-on, making coffee with Coke instead of water, and if Sophia packed her nightgown in her purse. Tune in next week when we watch "Stand By Your Man!" And if you want to make a donation to the victims of Hurricane Harvey, here are just a few of...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Mrs. George Devereaux," where they discuss dealing with grief through dreams, whether Dorothy should have put on her Cher outfit for Sonny, and who probably showed their wang in the production of Equus. Tune in next week when we watch "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adcho...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia," where they discuss why it's financially irresponsible fill a kiddie pool with honey, ink blot tests, and what Sophia could have done to not get her cleaning deposit back after 10 days at the Convent. Tune in next week when we watch "Mrs. George Devereaux!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg...

Writer David Crabb and actor Jack Perry join H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girl's season 6 episode "Zborn Again," where they discuss Dorothy's sexy phone call, how one might mistake a penis for the parking brake, and why it's weird that Rose's best sex was when she killed Charlie. Tune in next week when we watch "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?" And be sure to pick up a copy of Dav...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Feelings" where they discuss how all the men in this episode were pieces of human garbage, why Blanche would make a bad psychologist, and the correct way to pronounce "gymnast." Tune in next week when we watch "Zborn Again!" Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more Golden Girls fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Se...

OOTL all-star Gaby Dunn and comedian Eli Olsberg join H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 6 episode "Wham Bam Thank You Mammy," where they discuss whether they'd date someone with a criminal record, Dorothy's fantastic bow tie outfit, and how awkward it felt to keep saying "mammy." Tune in next week when we watch "Feelings!" And be sure to check out Gaby's new book "I Hate Everyone But You," whi...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Snap Out of It," where they discuss the sensitive nature of Jimmy's story, Dorothy's door acting, and Blanche's true age. Tune in next week when we watch "Wham Bam Thank You, Mammy!" Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more Golden Girls fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/priv...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "If At Last You Do Succeed!", where they discuss better names for Stan's dumb potato thing, war bonds, and sharty parties. Tune in next week when we watch "Snap Out of it!" Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more Golden Girls fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Cal...

“Miami is Nice” is a group art exhibition, queer performance series, and gay wedding celebration, inspired by the fearless irreverence of the hit television show "The Golden Girls." H. Alan and Kerri speak with the two handsome grooms Zachary and Nick! Visit MiamiIsNice.com to make a donation, learn about submitting your own Golden Girls art, and find out more about this most awesome idea. Learn m...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Once in St. Olaf," where they discuss fantasy parents, Dorothy's dark-as-fuck joke about Amelia Earhart, and if candy stripers in fact have that much administrative power. Tune in next week when we watch "If At Last You Don't Succeed!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/pr...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 premiere "Blanche Delivers," where they discuss their own birth stories, how great Rose looked as an Ice Princess, and oonies. Tune in next week when we watch "Once in St. Olaf!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#d...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 finale "The President's Coming! (Parts 1 & 2)", where they discuss the Presidents they've met, the best episodes of season 5, and what YOU guys would have said to George H. W. Bush if he showed up at your door. Tune in next week when we watch the season 6 premiere, "Blanche Delivers!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "All Bets Are Off", where they discuss whether Rose was a crappy painter, Donald's connection to museums, and how anxious they feel when Dorothy's gambling gets out of control. Tune in next week when we watch the season 5 finale, "The President's Coming!" (Parts 1 & 2) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See P...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present!", where they discuss what turns them on, how boring Doug was, and why we need more gorgeous marble bathrooms in this world. Tune in next week when we watch "All Bets Are Off!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Cheaters," where they discuss Dorothy and Glenn's magical kiss, if actual nuns were arrested in this episode, and what H. Alan thinks a "whooping crane" is. Tune in next week when we watch "The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://ar...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Sisters and Other Strangers," where they discuss erotic fiction, Vanna White, and the unhealthy decision Magda made by drinking so many Slurpees. Tune in next week when we watch "Cheaters!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https:/...

Matt Baume (host of 'The Sewers of Paris' podcast and author of 'Defining Marriage') joined H. Alan this week (Kerri is sick, she's better now though) to chat about "Twice in a Lifetime," where Rose has an old flame come to town, and Sophia needs her goddamn space! Fun Fact: She gets her space in the apartment of the Sultan from Aladdin. Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more GG fun! Learn more about yo...

The wait is over! Alaska Thunderfuck joined H. Alan Scott and Kerri Doherty LIVE to chat about "72 Hours" aka the AIDS episode. This episode was recorded LIVE from the Nerdist Showroom at Meltdown Comics! Eliot Glazer stopped by towards the end. Big thanks to NerdMelt, Meltdown Comics, and the audience for coming out for this special night. Proceeds from the show went to LGBT Center's Triangle Squ...

Today we watched "An Illegitimate Concern," aka the one where Sophia and Dorothy dress up like Sonny and Cher because YES! Kerri is out sick (womp womp), but H. Alan is joined by two very funny comedians (and lovebirds) Naomi Ekperigan & Andy Beckerman. They talk high rise pants, Blanche's crazy dick obsession in this episode, and Naomi and Andy offer us a new theme song!! Learn more about you...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom Tom," where they ponder the logistics of Vacuum Slacks, if Blanche truly would have given up sex, and how Helen Hunt would say the word "cock." Tune in next week when we watch "An Illegitimate Concern!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/...

Alternate Title: How We Got Kicked Out of Rue La Rue Cafe lol Yes, it's true, we got kicked out, but it's kind of a funny story. H. Alan Scott traveled to New York City and met fellow Golden Girls VIP Mike Denison uptown at the popular cafe. What happened from there is where things get interesting. Listen, laugh, and visit Rue La Rue Cafe (just don't tell anybody so a camera crew won't show up). L...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Clinton Avenue Memoirs," where they discuss the inherent sadness of Sophia having memory problems, Blanche's gorgeous legs, and famous murder conspiracies. Tune in next week when we watch "Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy...