Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "From Here to the Pharmacy," where they discuss what to put in a will, if Blanche should have told Bill that she didn't remember him, and they even speak a little (bad) Spanish! Tune in next week for "The Pope's Ring!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californ...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Room 7," where they discuss the sweet thematic parallel between Sophia and Blanche, creepy ghost children, and their concern for Rose's well being. Tune in next week for "From Here to the Pharmacy!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice a...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Rose Loves Miles," where they discuss the best Italian pastries, bucket lists, and if the mighty sequoia that Dorothy uprooted was the same tree that Freida Claxton tried to take down. Tune in next week for "Room 7!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californi...

A hurricane's a-here! H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "The Monkey Show: Part 2," where they discuss Dorothy's real-life gorgeous son, the scene with the hammer, and why Kerri gets so stressed out by rainy boots on a clean carpet. Tune in next week for "Rose Loves Miles!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com...

A hurricane's a-comin'! H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "The Monkey Show: Part 1," where they discuss their own hurricane experiences, why Telethons should make a comeback, and if Rose really thinks penises grow back if you cut them off. Tune in next week for "The Monkey Show: Part 2!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at ht...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Dateline: Miami" where they discuss the vacation Bea Arthur took that week, taking someone's virginity, and Rose and Blanche's almost-kiss. Tune in next week for "The Monkey Show: Parts 1 and 2!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at h...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Mother Load," where they try roasting each other before discussing Blanche's sexy black dress and the word "moist." Tune in next week for "Dateline: Miami!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Where's Charlie," where they discuss real-life Tokyo Rose, Miles' dumb ring, and what Bea Arthur was REALLY writing at the kitchen table. Tune in next week for "Mother Load!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/priv...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "That's For Me to Know," where they discuss how amazing Blanche's legs look in that robe, Sal's weird relationship with his dog, and why everyone voted for Dorothy. Tune in next week for "Where's Charlie?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy No...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Beauty and the Beast," where they discuss that saucy little Drew Barrymore contestant, why Dorothy never goes to the conference, and what "smelling rats" in a talent show looks like. Tune in next week when we watch "That's For Me to Know!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.co...

FBI Profiler Jim Clemente (Real Crime Profile, Best CaseWorst Case podcasts) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 7 episode "The Case of the Libertine Belle," where Kerri finally gets her wish to have a REAL expert weigh in on the accuracy of a criminal investigation on an episode of The Golden Girls. Tune in next week when we watch "Beauty and the Beast!" Learn more about your ad choices....

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 premiere episode "Hey Look Me Over," where they discuss how double exposures work, why Blanche would never forget sleeping with Charlie, and why Dorothy's list of hearing loss warning signs are suspect. Tune in next week for "The Case of the Libertine Belle!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https...

OOTL all-stars Alaska Thunderfuck and Eliot Glazer join H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 6 finale "Henny Penny," where they talk about everything under the sun and do a little singing, too. Happy holidays and happy new year to all of you, and we'll be back in 2018 for the start of season 7 with "Hey Look Me Over!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Poli...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Parts 1 and 2," where they discuss starting their own fires, how Mrs. Hargrove's dying statement wouldn't have been admissible in court, and all the smart things Rose has done over the years. Tune in next week when we're joined by 2 very special guests to watch the season 6 finale, "Henny Penny...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Love for Sale," where they discuss the business of selling balloons, cheap men at charity auctions, and Uncle Angelo's (wild?) social life. Tune in next week for "Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Parts 1 and 2!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and C...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "What a Difference a Date Makes," where they discuss John's sex appeal, why Dorothy should have remembered her children, and what a school dance whose theme is "Wear a Condom" might look like. Tune in next week for "Love for Sale!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Witness," where they discuss Rose's naughty dream, how long it would take Miles to travel from Amish Country to Miami, and YOU GUYS H. ALAN FINALLY GOES FULL ON CSI! Tune in next week for "What a Difference a Date Makes!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Cali...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Even Grandmas Get the Blues" where they discuss embracing one's age, people who list their numbers in the phone book, and rigor mortis babies. Tune in next week for "Witness" AKA THE CHEESE MAN EPISODE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Noti...

Musical artist The Hound joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 6 episode "Melodrama" where they discuss sex positivity, Dorothy's amazing brochure therapy, and why a robber might hold up a dog show. Tune in next week when we watch "Even Grandmas Get the Blues!" Visit TheHoundMusic.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/priv...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Older and Wiser," where they discuss tracking Dorothy's dick move, the 1964 Tokyo Olympics, and why H. Alan has a beef with the movie Titanic. Tune in next week for "Melodrama!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/p...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "There Goes the Bride: Part 2," where they discuss the legendary Debbie Reynolds, Dorothy's graceful envelope-stomping dance, and I DO VOW TOO. Tune in next week for "Older and Wiser!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "There Goes the Bride: Part 1," where they discuss tracking Dorothy and Stan's relationship this season, why Rose thinks Miles is in Europe, and whether it's OK to have a SECOND bridal shower. Tune in next week for "There Goes the Bride: Part 2!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://ar...

H. Alan Scott went on a special golden assignment all the way to Baltimore, Maryland for Miami Is Nice, a month-long, Golden Girls inspired art exhibit curated by Nick Horan and Zachary Handler (oh yeah, and they had a Golden Girls-themed wedding, because they're EVERYTHING!). There he chatted with former GG writer (and past OOTL guest) Stan Zimmerman for Cheesecake Conversations. Here is the live...

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Miles to Go," where they discuss if they'd date someone in Witness Protection, the logistics of body identification, and THE TRUE IDENTITY OF CAROLINE THAT WILL BLOW. YOUR. MIND. Tune in next week for a special Golden Assignment episode, followed by parts 1 and 2 of "There Goes the Bride!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone....

Comedian & actress Vanessa Vazquez joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 6 episode "Sister of the Bride," where they discuss Doug's handsomeness, winning awards, and the iconic Sophia line toward the end of the episode. Tune in next week when we watch "Miles to Go!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californ...