Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

Lenora Claire (Golden Gals Gone Wild) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Take Him, He’s Mine,” where they discuss Dorothy’s true feelings for Stan, and then totally call Bea Arthur’s old phone number whaaaaaaaaaat?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art1...

Chris Farah (Chelsea Lately) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Ladies of the Evening,” where they discuss how prostitution stings work, Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo, and why Burt Reynolds REALLY appeared in the episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https:...

Magician Justin Willman (Sleight of Mouth, Cupcake Wars) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 2 premiere episode “The End of the Curse,” where they discuss aphrodisiacs, hot flashes, and which one of them has taken a pregnancy test (it’s not who you think.) And be sure to catch Justin’s Sleight of Mouth special airing on Comedy Central April 6th at 11:30PM central and 12:30AM E...

In this very special episode of Out on the Lanai, hosts Kerri and H. Alan look back at some of their favorite season 1 moments and recap H. Alan's recent Golden Girls tattoo adventure! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dave Rubin (The Rubin Report) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 1 finale episode “The Way We Met,” where they discuss a never-before told Betty White story, dinner at Dairy Queen, and why the little boy who Rose gave her cat to probably killed it out in the woods. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy a...

Baron Vaughn (He has so many credits I don't know which to choose!) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 1 episode “Big Daddy,” where they discuss tuna floats, Sicilian curses, and sing some really bad country music. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/p...

Ryan O’Connell (Writer, Awkward) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 1 episode “Blind Ambitions,” where they discuss silk dresses, the proper way to hold a garage sale, and Rose’s (kinda) racist moment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not...

Josh Allen (Writer, Empire) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 1 episode “Job Hunting,” where they discuss philatelists, lost virginities, and why this episode was probably shot right after the pilot episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy...

Comedy writing duo Damir & Dario Konjicija join H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 1 episode “The Flu,” where they discuss foot potatoes, orange juice overload, and which Golden Girl masturbates the most. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-no...

Jamie Lee (Girl Code) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 1 episode “Adult Education,” where they discuss Jell-O in wine glasses, Blanche’s yellow wardrobe, and how museum promotions (probably) work. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-se...

Zoe Klar joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 1 episode “Second Motherhood,” where they talk about the girls’ beautiful bathroom, whether or not to give back an engagement ring, and sludge tubes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my...

Matteo Lane (mattlaneart.com) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 1 episode “The Operation,” where they discuss Rose and Blanche’s sexy legs, the bad interior design of most hospitals, and the hilarity of Pat Sajak riding side-saddle on a dolphin. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Priva...

Grace Helbig (it’sGrace) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 1 episode “Nice and Easy,” where they discuss pink sweatsuits, the best kind of doctor to marry, and Sophia’s bizarre choice to wordlessly hand a Saran-wrapped plate of bread to their departing houseguest. And be sure to watch Grace on E! this spring when they debut her show, The Grace Helbig Project! Learn more abou...

Julieanne Smolinski (Grace and Frankie)  joins  H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 1 episode “The Truth Will Out,” where they discuss dickies, dickheads (Sophia), and Disney princesses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jonny McGovern (aka the "Gay Pimp") & Adam Joseph (singer/songwriter/producer) join H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 1 episode “In a Bed of Rose’s,” where they discuss Rose’s dangerous nether regions, the odd placement of the girls’ phone book, and what they’d do if there was a dead body in their own apartments. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices S...

Matt D’Ambrosio (The Vampire Diaries) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 1 episode “That Was No Lady,” where they discuss Dorothy’s confidence in the bedroom, hot gym teachers, and where Blanche might find guys who wrestle naked in the mud. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Not...

Gabe Liedman (Obvious Child, Brooklyn Nine-Nine) joins H. Alan and Kerri for the FIRST EVER live Out on the Lanai recorded at the wonderful Nerdmelt Showroom in Los Angeles! They watched The Golden Girls season 1 episode “A Little Romance” and talked about Sophia’s pointless trip, the weirdest dream sequence on television, and what is inarguably Blanche’s funniest moment in the entire series (Plea...

What better way to celebrate Christmas than with the Golden Girls? H. Alan traveled to San Francisco to interview two of the cast members of the annual The Golden Girls: The Christmas Episodes. SF drag stars Heklina (who plays Dorothy) and Cookie Dough (who plays Sophia) discussed the history of the show, it's importance, and their favorite golden moments. Follow them on Twitter at @Heklina and @C...

Aaron Kaczander (The Goldbergs) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 1 episode 12 “The Custody Battle,” where they discuss their love for the elderly, the overwhelming presence of luggage in the episode, and Rose’s almost-too-revealing pink dress. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privac...

Louis Peitzman (Buzzfeed) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 1 episode 11 “Stan’s Return,” where they discuss whether Stan colors his moustache, the copper cock that hangs above the sink, and the perplexingly large jar of mustard that steals focus in the episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and...

Emily Heller (“Conan, John Oliver’s New York Stand-up Show”)  joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 1 episode 10 “The Heart Attack,” where they discuss all things death-related: what Heaven might be like, what they want done with their bodies after death, and why you should always eat the chocolate cake. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy...

Ed Salazar (“The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail”) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 1 episode 9 “Blanche and the Younger Man,” where they discuss Rose’s bat-shit psychotic behavior, Dorothy’s affinity for flannel PJs, and why old ladies wear hats adorned with every single available item from a JoAnn Fabrics. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See...

Drew Brooks & George Basil (“Drew and George Talk to People” podcast) join H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 1 episode 8 “Break-in,” where they discuss Rose’s infamous parking garage scene, the definition of  burglary vs. robbery (well, mostly Kerri does), and why Costco is the best. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://a...

Rob Michael Hugel (“I Hate Being Single” web series) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 1 episode 6 “The Competition,” where they discuss the existence of men’s locker rooms in bowling alleys, whether the word “bosom” appeared in the bible, and a wild tangent about Dorothy’s method of potting plants. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy P...

Leonora Epstein (co-author of X vs. Y: a Culture War, a Love Story) join H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 1 episode 6 “On Golden Girls,” where they discuss whether melon ballers can be used as weapons, the existence of rat tails on dudes in the 80's, and Rose’s affinity for handicapped animals. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at h...