One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)

It's the holidays, and a bunch of people are doing things they do every year because it makes them feel nice and connected to others, or maybe they're just doing those things because they feel like they have to and don't want to be an outcast anymore than they already are. Whatever the reason, Autumn and Greg discuss traditions. And customs. And rituals. Really, who cares about rules to a show cal...

What's that Autumn? You wear WHAT type of underwear?! Are you sure you want to give THAT MUCH detail? It's very descriptive. Graphic even. Oh my god, did you really just reveal that? My heart is pounding. Really? You want to post pictures of it? Photos that are accessible via code that only people who listen to the whole episode get? Okay...suit yourself.* *The episode may or may not match the abo...

One year ago Autumn and Greg recorded the first episode of One Topic. This week, the two take a look at where the show has been and figure out where they want it to go. Also...one year already?! That flew by. WTF? Why can't time be stopped? Please, someone stop it. Oh god please...

Autumn is a free-wheelin', hip, outspoken, emotionally in-touch woman. Greg is a dark, stoic, misunderstood, avoidant man. When their two worlds collide, only one thing is for certain: Humor will ensue!

Autumn and Greg are both in Atlanta. Autumn and Greg are both leaving Atlanta after they record this podcast. Autumn and Greg are taking a plane to do so, and therefore must go to the airport. Autumn and Greg have thoughts on this.

Welcome to the Free For Fall, the one episode of the year in which Autumn and Greg don't stick to just one topic, but instead, talk about who knows what for an hour and a half. Oh boy.

Autumn gets real in an exploration of what counts as self-care, and where the line into indulgence begins. Greg drinks rosé, already firmly on the other side of that line.

Is time a construct? Is it a flat circle? Does it matter? The natural progression of time cannot be stopped. You're getting older. There's nothing you can do to change that. Now panic in 3...2...1...  

Ah, to be one with the Great Outdoors, reconnecting with the filthy animal you naturally are. Civilization give us the opportunity to forget the nasty beasts we actually exist as, but camping puts it all back into perspective.

They're really doing it. A whole episode on socks.

F'n tourists. Get out of the way!

Some people call online dating the cesspool of humanity. This comment is misplaced, as humanity is a cesspool on all levels. Nonetheless, Greg has chosen online dating as his topic, another subject with which Autumn has no experience, thus alienating her and allowing Greg to make the show all about himself. Good things Autumn's talented and able to still contribute - a lesser host would've surely...

Greg hates the beach. Autumn loves the beach. Does Autumn have the persuasion skills necessary to get Greg to reconsider his stance, or is this the rift that spells their doom.

Explore the world's favorite pastime with Autumn and Greg - booze. Hopefully you don't end up barfing.

It's Autumn's week to pick a topic, and in an another effort to gain many downloads, she's going with fetishes. Not an inanimate object worshiped for its supposed magical powers or because it is considered to be inhabited by a spirit fetish, but SEXUAL fetishes.

Autumn and Greg dive into an asinine segment Greg did back in his alternative rock radio days called the Futureplex, which serves as a catalyst for a wider discussion about the place of creativity in professional life. 

You may know him from Archer, we know him as our friend. Lucky Yates joins as the show's first guest, where he gets to choose the topic - sandwiches.

Autumn went to an American multinational retail corporation that operates a chain of hypermarkets, discount department stores, and grocery stores. 

Greg is really excited to talk about trains. Autumn...well, I can't say her enthusiasm is as high. Hopefully this show doesn't completely fall off the rails.

Autumn and Greg are recording a show together in the same room for the first time since episode one, providing a fitting opportunity for them to answer listener questions about their relationship.

Many people are jumping on the polyamory bandwagon, but do the majority have the proper mindset to make it work, or are they just following a fad? What does that mindset entail? Is it viable for the long run?  Autumn and Greg explore the topic on this week's episode, but do they have the proper mindset to address it, or are they just following the podcast fad? What does their mindset entail to mak...

This wasn't Greg's choice for a topic. Really. It was Autumn's. One has never seen excitement such as when she pitched the idea for this week's show. Having Autumn's back, Greg supported her vision, and, well, here we are. Boob talk.   Who wants to place a bet on this being the most downloaded episode in the history of One Topic?

Autumn's Car Was Stolen

What makes good art? Are pre-conceived notions to this question immovable? Are certain styles more worthy for public adoration than others? Should pieces be dismissed solely for being part of a specific movement? Are there exceptions? If so, what sets those apart?   There are a lot of questions, and really, are there any answers? 

Everyone keeps secrets, including Greg, who hijacks this show to share one of his own. Autumn says she doesn't mind. Greg still feels guilty about it, though it obviously didn't stop him.