One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)

The concept of sharing is one of the first times a child is introduced to the idea that they aren't the only being in existence; that their actions have an impact on people around them, and sometimes it's best to take others into account at the expense of their own basic desires. And then...that's about it. The teachings of self-awareness stall and people are left to be the selfish beings nature i...

A convergence of events - the extreme political divide of the country, COVID-19, and the killing of George Floyd - has sent the country on a new trajectory. Self-reflecting, Greg is trying to understand how he fits into the current dynamic, dragging Autumn with him into analyzation. While the subject matter can be heavy, and confusing to navigate, it's important to take inventory. Hopefully you'll...

Smelly beasts or temporary friends?

Life is filled with expectations - those inflicted by parents, society, and culture. Some are even self-imposed, ultimately leading to disappointment and self-despair. Autumn and Greg try to sort through which of life's expectations are reasonable, and which are not. Most importantly, keep your expectations grounded, especially for this show.

Gimme pizza - P-I-Z-Z-A.

Does anyone actually want to deal with life? It's so much easier to avoid. Ahh, sweet freedom from things. Greg takes the classic avoidance approach - retreat and isolation - whereas Autumn has created a system that makes it seem as though she thoroughly engaged, though she's actually avoiding in plain sight.

We couldn't decide on a single point of conversation, so ran the gauntlet of those that have to do with the taking of clothes off for money. Salacious? Eh, probably more clinical. Calm yourself.

Why would you even want to have a conversation with a comedian?

Autumn asked Greg if she is cool. He said "no."

In this time of calamity, Autumn has implemented a personal philosophy stating it's important to forgive - others and yourself - as we try to navigate the unknown. Greg doesn't initially agree, his stubbornness to change rooted in cold-cuts.

Lacking structure, Greg needs a routine before he fades into nothingness. Autumn tries to get him to grow up.

Even in this time of quarantine, the great debate rages on. What's the difference a sweater and a hoodie and a jacket and a coat?  

With the state of of things, what are we even supposed to do a show about?

All this corona induced social distancing has left Greg with a lot of time; time spent productively re-watching all his favorite childhood movies. This is surely an effort to remember a simpler, happier, non-virus pandemic life. As an exercise, he's narrowed these movies down to a top five list, and asked Autumn to do the same. Join the two as they hide in nostalgia, purposely oblivious to the rea...

No matter how good they were, your parents, in some way, screwed you up. There's no escaping it, because really, who the hell knows how to raise a child? And now Autumn has moved onto screwing up her own offspring, while Greg has been too busy screwing up his own life to have any kids of his own.

Is there anything more demeaning and pathetic than being sick? How weak you are. How embarrassed you should be. You should be stronger than this. What are you, some kind of normal human?

Autumn has the potential to form a gambling habit. But it's not too late.

Inauthentic, societal-driven, supposed-to, required, manufactured, exploited-for-monetary-purposes love is in the air on this wonderful Valentine's Day!

No. We haven't done this topic before. That was "Making Friends as an Adult." This episode is simply "Friendship." There's a difference. And if you don't think so, direct your complaints to Autumn. This was her choice. Here's a twist for you: Greg has more friends than Autumn. The universe is cruel.

Death has shaped Greg's every move, dominated his existence, and been the driving force behind all his bad habits. Death hasn't fazed Autumn one bit.

Life is going to change. You can choose to change along with it, giving yourself a shot at fulfillment, or resist, leading to the slow erosion of your soul. Whatever floats your boat.

There's no description needed. The dentist.

Autumn's journey of self-discovery has led to the realization that she's a secret perfectionist - anything less than an immaculate existence is unacceptable and a reason for paralyzing shame. Listen as she tries to change for the better.

New Year resolutions are for the birds. New Year purging is where it's at. Yes, that's poor grammar. Get over it. Life is filled with a bunch of junk. Throw it out.

Cats the movie was released. Cats the movie shouldn't have been released. Cats the movie will eat at your brain for days after seeing it because your mind isn't able to grasp just how terrible it is. Cats the movie is an example of all the things not to do when making a film.