ONE QUEER HILL

we're celebrating summer!! i guess!! this week we're watching luke be the definition of a narc, peyton coming to terms with double mommies and abandonment, haley is trying and failing to talk to nate, dan is not-so-subtly interrogating everyone who hates him in his life, and brooke is enjoying the semi-single life... with lifeguards? yea sure. oh yea also andy is gone, halle looo jah our email:  o...

we're back with the start of season three!!! in this episode, peyton is cursed with the knowledge of her previously-unknown adoption, nate learns lessons from unnamed teammates at high flyers, brooke and nate do the full what-are-we dance, haley ruins the legal process through the power of love, and dan thinks of every possible allusion to fire that can come up in not-so-natural conversation.  our...

IT'S TIME TO WRAP UP SEASON TWO with our post-season aftershow, featuring the 2025 Clitty Awards! we pick from our favorite moments, songs, and quotes from season 2, then explore Peyton's Band Bracket to see which band we should book at tric in 2005. thanks for coming on this journey with us, and we'll see you in the new year when we start season 3. our email:  onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com for ot...

And now, a FINALE! brooke is coming to terms with leaving tree hill (again), peyton is being followed around by laura palmer, nate is deciding whether to go to high flyers (again), karen is panicking over suddenly-missing-andy, deb is taking important naps, and luke is confronting dan, who is pissing off literally as many people as he can. ENJOY   our email:  onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com for othe...

this week, we are having ticklefights and ripping open our ouchies by accident as nate recovers stoically on the court, luke and brooke go on a little road trip to visit haley's pity pit, mouth gets a gf and gets dumber, dan's office windows can't stop breaking, andy invites karen to new zealand maybe-forever, and of course, peyton is CRYING, all to the tunes of jimmy eat world!   our email:  oneq...

LETS GO TO THE MOVIES! this week we're watching luke and brooke JUST BE FRIENDS, dan attempt to mastermind his way into having emotions, nate coming to terms with accepting help from others, peyton suffering from hewon'tletmeseehim tendencies, and we watch some car crash videos with the whole gang!   our email:  onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com for other locations, check out our linktree:  https://li...

hey folks! our personal lives continued to be mean to us, and we couldn't record anything. but! today we have a fun little shorter episode for you, if you've ever desired to hear about our thoughts on Grease 2, true crime, mark wahlberg, our time in college, or juicy queer camp counselor gossip.  our email:  onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com for other locations, check out our linktree:  https://linktr...

WE'RE HERE! in the alternate universe where dan marries karen instead of deb! which is apparently heaven for nate, who remember, is undergoing surgery while this alternate universe episode happens. we explore such alternate topics as "what if deb was a hot single mom who ran a dive bar" "is keith still hot when hes a suit-wearing used car salesman" and "how pathetic can we make dan, as an assistan...

ON THIS WEEK'S EPISODE! we're driving angry with luke and nate's uncle cooper, a normal and mature uncle; brooke is chillin out saving the girlies in her safe ride car, while peyton stews in downer debbie mode; deb is EXPOSED by the medical establishment while dan experiences karma; and finally, andy gets in trouble with his employer for uhhhhhh obviously dating a student our email:  onequeerhillp...

THIS WEEK ON ONE QUEER HILL we're putting on cowboy hats and solving mysteries in this weird filler mishmash of an episode. luke plays sherlock badly, nate goes to visit the SWINGIN DONKEH, peyton is There for jake's ongoing custody battle, brooke learns what being grounded means, and whitey is the actual international man of mystery!  our email:  onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com for other locations,...

this week on one queer hill we are ECSTATIC to report that felix faces consequences, anna gets to monologue, brooke is trying to find a way to stay in tree hill, luke is doing a BUNCH of snooping, nate is driving pensively in the rain, and peyton is prepping herself for another abandonment episode now that nikki's back in town. LETS GOOO our email:  onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com for other location...

its a nice day for a, WEIRD WEDDINGGG this week on one queer hill, we're going to keith's wedding!! luke continues to be a terrible best man, brooke is freezing in a church with the ugliest dress we've ever seen, peyton and jake are [sexy bass line here], nate is reaching his heartbreak apex at the liquor store, andy finds some important information, and karen gives a juicy ultimatum. our email: ...

IT'S TIME... FOR A TIME CAPSULE! we're recording our secret messages for the youths of 2055 this week, with anna resorting to crime with mouth in order to rerecord hers, peyton and jake both talking past each other's sexual histories, brooke taking to presidency by caring for others, nate still in depresh mode but still having fun in his own way, felix is back UGH, and luke is, as always this seas...

this week on one queer hill: the most bummer valentines day special! nate is coming to terms with being dumped, luke is matching off with dan via Call of the Wild, peyton and jake finally start talking about their feefees, brooke has electon day trip-ups, and andy enters shady billionaire territory. cheers!   our email:  onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com for other locations, check out our linktree:  h...

Back at it again, this time with more freak intrigue! peyton books the Wreckers and by extension chris keller, luke finally gets his heart tested and mysteriously goes to live with dan, keith and karen sort out their feelings while andy glares in the background, nate finds out, and brooke launches her (class) presidential campaign   our email:  onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com for other locations, ch...

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT UR BIBS! this week, we're talking brooke organizing a crab union, nate and haley playing honesty-chicken while taylor blackmails them both, luke continues to be afraid of a medical test, dan and deb have keith and jules over for a LOVELY and NOT CREEPY family dinner, and finally......... anna discovers bisexuality. We also have some great merch ideas (derogatory)   our...

back again with an absolute garbage fire of plot lines. jake watches peyton sleep, lucas is uncovering everyone's secrets, brooke is having some upsetting family feelings when felix buys her stuff, jules wears a cool shirt, and nate and haley are cursed with the worst disaster of all: hurricane taylor.   our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email:  onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com for other locations,...

this week on one queer hill, we're sticking it to the man! peyton does an in-school performance art piece in response to being hatecrimed, luke is mad at everyone for caring about his health more than he does, deb comes clean (about coming with Kei-), Dan is a bastard of operatic levels, mouth is an incel baby, and felix wears brooke down despite being... well, himself   our insta: onequeerhillpod...

its time for spring formal!!! brooke is getting pissed off at boys, peyton is getting caught up in an emotional whirlwind, felix is getting homophobic, and anna is getting FUUUUUGGED UUUUUUP! meanwhile, dan is respectively intimidating to each of his sons, deb makes some awful decisions, and luke is dropping some introspective gems left and right. oh, and for once, haley is the biggest screw-up! w...

slumber party! the gals backstab each other verbally (much to anna's entertainment), karen and keith are making some BAD decisions in their respective love lives, luke and nate are getting tested for Rotten Dan Heart disease, felix is still in dire need of a therapist, and cocaine rick is FIRED!!! our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email:  onequ...

WELCOME BACK! This week, we are opening an all ages nightclub in which two out of three of the musical acts quit unexpectedly on opening night. mess ensues. brooke is still going thru it, mouth is becoming an incel, felix flashes some inappropriate pictures at luke, peyton is on her last nerve as chris keller antagonizes an entire building full of people. so much to discuss our twitter(s): @oneque...

this week, we have a meteor shower to swoon under!!! luke is being firm about doing the right thing with both anna and whitey, nate is being a certified good husband while haley is freaking out about performing music, brooke is losing all her shit at a yard sale and felix, as expected, is reaping all the benefits. and... a whirlwind of chaos comes to town, in the form of chris keller. lfg   our tw...

ITS DARE NIGHT BABEY!!! we're eating pickled eggs and hanging out in open graves with all our favorite teens. luke meets a new girl to get light-speed obsessed with, tim is a full character for like five minutes, peyton goes to confession, brooke is still trying to wrangle felix, and the river court boys send an innocent zoo animal to heaven our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our...

This week in Tree Hill! It's financial awareness week apparently, where brooke becomes Poor for the first time, naley are making big decisions about purchasing musical instruments, luke and dan street race the new guy we both hate, and karen is relentlessly flirted with byyyyyy her college professor GREAT GREAT GREAT   our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpod...

this week, we have a bad bachelor party for nate (really for tim) and a bachelorette- I mean BRIDAL SHOWER for haley. deb has boundary issues, dan is slowly returning to his supervillainy, and karen is shocked to discover that when u reject a prospective partner it hurts their feelings. somebody help keith get some work done, for the love of god (we just got some new equipment recently and are sti...