ONE QUEER HILL

this week in tree hill, we have a teenage wedding reception, with some fun sides: posting ur friend's nudes on the internet without telling them, getting turned on by ur wife yelling at ur mom, and staring out of a hospital bay window dramatically. ENJOY   our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email:  onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com for other locatio...

we are BACK IN TREE HILL to deal with the consequences of last season's finale. deb loses her gd mind, breyton have a bonfire on the beach, haley cries over cd collections, luke guilts keith on older brother stewardship, and dan, tragically, returns to consciousness.  our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email:  onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com for o...

WE'RE BACK BAYBEEEEEEEEEE this week, we wrap up season one for good, and move forward to season two. but before we do, we introduce our first seasonal awards show, the most cursed dating game, and some of our ~predictions~ for the upcoming season. also: the worst possible merchandising opportunity, we need to patent this FRESH FROM THE FROG! you can find us on social media in the following places:...

FINALE EPISOOOOOODE we're finally at the big game. dan is confusing yelling for coaching, luke and nate are making their own bro decisions, haley is scheduling out her sexual debut, peyton and brooke's new relationship(?) runs nikki interference, deb is snatching the Oops crown with a sexy firelit mistake. our brains are melted, to round the season out. our next episode is a post-season reunion ep...

time to talk porno and joint custody! haley and nate are learning about the dangers of pornography and LOVE. luke is wondering if dan is uh actually an okay guy after all just kidding dan's looking for a way to snatch the ravens' coaching position while whitey goes in for surgery. peyton is an atrocious babysitter. and keith gets huffy and disappoints us. our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @...

this week, we take a break from the actual show before season finale zone, and travel back in time to when we made our own episode 0 in discussion of the podcast. jax and i introduce ourselves proper, discuss at which points of our lives we began watching the show, and also address the matter of the show's creator. Content warning for brief discussion of sexual harassment and assault behind the sc...

time for a party! on this week's episode, nate gets a job, haley throws a party. peyton and brooke call it quits for good, promise, and brooke makes some interesting mingling decisions. luke has some valuable daddy keith time, and dan simply cant stop walking into other people's homes our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: onequeerhillpodcast...

This week, we have a Very Special Episode, where brooke might be pregnant but the show isnt too interested in her. What about how LUKE is handling brooke maybe being pregnant? Nate learns about young love and growing up, deb looks hot and is sad, and our producer chacha gets on mic for the first time to express her feelings about Dan. To find and donate to your local abortion fund, please visit th...

this week we are auctioning off teenage boys. yeah really. we have a big date nite where haley and lucas throw milk at each other, nate gets chewed tf out, brooke and mouth go to a strip club, and dont you worry there is still rampant misogyny all over this dialogue so stuff stays interesting i guess our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: one...

this week we're BRINGING IT ON at the sparkle classic cheerleading competition. peyton is trying to win brooke back by assuring their victory with a whole new routine ~and a remix~. nate is excited to play a game without dan in the audience, and luke is charged with teaching nate how to do anything but dunk. and, of course, JUMP SCARE WHITEY our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our...

we're all creeped out during this episode! luke meets a. uh. adult woman at a bar, peyton is babysitting, brooke is PISSED, deb reveals her big secret and nate learns about divorcing his parents our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com

this week in tree hill, we have weakness. mess. divorce. also luke breaks up with two girls in the same day, lmao. karen gets to scrappin' books and movin' goal posts. nate plays parental tug of war. and the best closing shot in television history. our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com  

this week, luke scott is obviously extremely dead (for about 30 seconds) and then is in a coma for the first of many Hospital Episodes throughout this series. haley feels guilty for being mean to luke, nate says some messed up stuff, and peyton is dodging brooke constantly what with still not telling her about making out with her boyfriend. oh, and dan attempts to fix things with deb like a true r...

we're forced to be flies on the wall for several cheating plot lines this episode, in between whitey having a coach identity crisis and karen's return. haley does it granny style, and keith drinks chekhov's beer.  our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com

it's the antichrist's birthday this week which means we get a fucked up Scott dinner, love to see it. also, peyton is sent on an unimaginable road trip with the boy she DEFINITELY doesnt secretly love, brooke waits by a phone labelled PLOT MOVEMENT, and nate figures out his life goals, mostly out of spite.  our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our ema...

the drama!! brooke is freaking out about not having anything in common with luke. nate is making big important basketball decisions. peyton's dad learns that kids need parents around? crazy. oh, and dan attends family counseling. lol, lmao even our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com

this week in tree hill, nate is kidnapped by his dad for a golf weekend. it goes about as you'd expect. brooke has apparent emotional amnesia about luke and peyton previously smooching, so peyton distracts herself with haley's open mic planning. luke abandons a sexy pharmacy heist when an adult sees him buying condoms. and, a very special MMMMMUSICAL GUEST our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap...

time for a BIG HARROWING GAME in the mid-season finale. luke makes a date deal with brooke and makes some big decisions. nate is slamming performance enhancing drugs, tim is weird. dan is a creepy alligator, deb is a fierce mama bear.  oh SHIT this episode is 69 minutes long hell yea CONTENT WARNING- this episode contains discussions of performance enhancing drugs, and characters abusing them. tim...

*CONTENT WARNING* This episode contains discussion of scenes that depict date rape scenarios and drugging. The timecode of the relevant discussions are between: 00:33:33 - 00:43:50 brooke gets us into a nightmarish college party, nate and haley have a cutesy tootsey date night, and karen hides her prominent pregnant belly by holding various objects of growing size before going off to italy. and, s...

dan throws a kiss-ass-fest for the basketball team, complete with open bar, to disastrous results. brooke transforms into an imp, nate gets caught in quite a negative light, and lucas ALMOST gets laid. next time, buddy!

its AWAY GAME TIME where nate and luke fight on the court, get thrown off the team bus, and are kidnapped by some very notorious... Things. also, brooke gets high and haley siphons gas (with peyton's help or whatever).  our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com

this week dan is extremely normal and NOT a bully at a charity game where the ravens play basketball against their dads. also peyton is doing stoplight opposite day, for mommy reasons. our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com

on this episode, jax and criss navigate the terrifying plane of sports terms in order to get to the classic after-game beach house party. the fashions are so bad that they get distracted twitter: @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore insta: onequeerhillpodcast 

brooke davis has entered the building, lock up ur sons and honestly probably daughters as well, who are we kidding   our email is onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com jax's twitter @ is @jaxiscrap criss's twitter @ is @crissxcore the podcast twitter is @onequeerhill the podcast insta is @onequeerhillpodcast

folks, we dive back into tree hill after luke's big win against nate at the river court, where luke immediately messes up and has a full existential basketball crisis. he and nate get into a fistfight in an extremely normal literature class, and we must explore the resulting feelings. enjoy