One Good Thing

Salve, everyone. Hope you're well. If you're hearing this transmision then it probably means the podcast has been sucked into a hell dimension. Shame that. Still, no sense crying about it now, best just make the best of it. That's the ticket. All the best to your and yours, Captain Dramatic.  Featuring: Nell Heald talking about Event Horizon. Sorry, was that not clear? Twitter! We have a Patreon !...

If you go into the cinema today, you'll encounter a bunch of lies! If you see Blood and Honey today, you'll see a Z-grade slasher in disguise,  For Paul and Katy, and all other fans  shall be annoyed, this is far from Cannes,  For today is the day, OGT reviews the Poooooh film!  Featuring: Winnie the Pooh, Piglett, and no one else. No one!  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.c...

It was the kind of British day where people lounge around complaining about how hot it ought to be. A drizzly, melancholy kind of day that stretched endlessly before those unfortunate enough to be on its receiving end. "I drank too much last night!" Barry Spudmen grumbled into his cold chips, the pebbly beach pulsating beneath his be-sandaled feet. "We all drank too much last night" offered his es...

The Pauls are finally taking on the mighty multiversal MCU! The mouse house is squarely in the sights of this particular howitzer, but one of the Pauls still holds on to some affection for the horrible thing. Will the other manage to successfully thrash that out of Goodman or whichever one it is. Yes because he's a little punk. Signed, Paul Salt, the right one.  Featuring: A long talk about the en...

Aliens! Bloody hell, didn't expect that again after 20 years of nowt. Well here they bloody are and the only thing standing between you and absolute destruction is Paul Salt and Sean Flierl. Shame that.  Featuring: an Australian Disaster Movie, unceremonious Goldblum, the worst president ever and a war lord.  More Sean! Role to Cast: https://play.acast.com/s/role-to-cast Twitter: https://twitter.c...

Oh, this one has been a long time coming. It's part 2 of the epic adventure into the summer blockbusters of decades gone by, and when it comes to the 2000s, only one shit movie shall do for Paul S. It's the 2005 CGI fly-a-thon Stealth!  Featuring: the greatest soundtrack ever assembled for a film and I do actually mean that. Seriously. I'm Paul Goodman.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod htt...

Summer is finally here in awful old England so it's time to celebrate by revisiting some of the biggest summer blockbusters of yesteryear! Starting with the 90s smash hit, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves! How long will it take Becs to find a historical inaccuracy? Where the hell is Loxley? What is Michael Wincott saying? All shall be revealed!  Featuring: The best summer ever! More Becs! https://twi...

Watch out hillbillies, the giant spiders are invading! and it's up to the most boring people on earth to save us all. The characters, not us.  Featuring: Buttfuck Dungus, Sad Susan, Teddy Sweatervest, Michael Lonsdale and the rarely seen Sally Lou.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content...

There's nothing to do...except absolutely everything. The pauls set their minds to doing the best they bloody well can and talk about the legendary Jennifer Sohn's recommended film, Sudden Manhattan!  Featuring: Allergins, frequent urination, early adoption, British romance and a damning indictment of something.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!...

We are the Law! You are guilty of not listening to the podcast but instead reading the episode description. How do you plead? You don't know what we're talking about? I knew you'd say that! Imma blast you with my OGTmaker 2.  Featuring: Principle Dredd, a Cursed Earth production history, Joan Chen and WAAAAAARRRR! Get more Hot Stu' here: https://twitter.com/stuartwrites   More Pauls! https://faceb...

The Pauls are going back to school. They fucking hated school.  Featuring: Lamer Mays, Josh Hot-Cha-San, reckless brinksmanship, and FOOTBALL More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Je...

With Fast X in cinemas, Paul Toresalt thought it might be a good idea to return to the franchise's beginning. He also convinced the hilarious and talented Christopher Bond that this was a good idea. So it happened. And now you'll listen to it, I hope. And also think it was a good idea, perhaps. So here it is. I'm very tired. Thank you.  Featuring: I don't know, it went by too fast. Damn, it was fa...

With another ten episodes in the bag, it's time for the Pauls to do whatever they dang well want! A totally free pick of what movie to watch, and they've chosen Joanna Hogg's 2010 disappointing holiday movie, Archipelago! That's the kind of thing they like, you see. That's why they struggle with things like The Nan Movie.  Featuring: Us, and we're so terribly sorry about that. Sorry. Thank you.  M...

A podcast eight days in the making (sorry it's late), an adventure as old as time! Yes, it's Beauty and the...I mean, Jurassic Park! Only it's the worst one of those, even worse than the one where the Spanglish lady keeps yelling.  Featuring: Dernasaurus, Neilioptrex, Prattceratops, Bryce Dallas Allosaur, Sabre-tooth Goldblum and the dreaded Colin Treverraptor.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/og...

Aren't you just sick of superhero movies? No? Well try Black Adam then! It's handily one of the worst films Paul has ever seen, but what will Katy think of it. The suspense. The sheet suspense.  Featuring: Black Katy, the greatest supervillain we've ever known.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclu...

Oh no, it's the trouble starter and punkin' instigator herself Katy Maydon come to share in the many miseries of 2022! First up, we're going to revisit a smokin' hot mess they've already seen together.  Featuring: Bubble girl, Pregly girls, and the dreaded movie gingers.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up...

It's April 2023, and you know what that means! Time to run down the best films of 2022! If it's good enough for Brett Goldstein and Nish Kumar, it's good enough for us!  Featuring: The sheer life-affirming joy of cinema and Skinamarink.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as littl...

The Pauls welcome the history hole with open mouths, as they enjoy a hefty portion of Jim Kelly and his magical blaxploitation cake.  Featuring: The Disappointing Adventures of British Hero! More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and...

Remember the good old days? When Becs would bring Jason Statham movies? Now they've gone and thrown me off the entire globe to consider the baffling implications of Upside Down! A Sci Fi romantic drama with no romance or drama.  Featuring: the worst voice over narration I've ever heard, Timothy Spall, Gigabyte, some nice shots and the next great high concept sci-fi flick!  More Becs! https://twitt...

Congratulations on making it all the way through our longest episode title ever! As a reward, please enjoy this fucking weird sci-fi comedy spoof film from the 80s, now with extra corridors!  Featuring: Big Booty.  More Helen: On Roll Plus Heart, here: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/   More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon....

Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof Liam woof woof woof woof woof baffling woof woof woof woof Chris Waddle.  Featuring: Oh Jesus, you wouldn't believe me if I told you.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic...

Rob Franks from Stories and Sorceries podcast has snuck into our cabin to put firecrackers in our beds! He's recommended 90s summer camp movie Heavyweights!  Featuring: Lars. Other stuff too, but mainly Lars.  More Rob!  https://twitter.com/Fr0sty43 https://twitter.com/SaS_pod   More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod –...

It's finally time. Having mentioned it at least once in every episode, the Pauls are finally talking about the film that has defined their friendship, their lives and eventually their horrifying decline and sudden death. It's Travolta. It's Cage. It's Woo!  Featuring: a big ride, no more drugs, the little boy's wee wee room, Little Boy Louie Anderson, Pinkus, Genelli and a 30 minute long ill-advis...

Snoop Dogg Vampire Movie? Sure! The Pauls sink their fangs (we've done more than 300 of these, give us a break) into this delicious slice of 00s horror...and some cake! Featuring: Grime Frankenstein, dueling hosts, ginger snaps, off-brand rappers and  the worst Wikipedia profile picture you've ever seen.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https:...

Make TIME in your life for this sexy head 2 head as Jen Blundell and Katy Maydon do battle to convince you that In Time is alright actually or only ok. WOAH!  Featuring: the director's AI generated wife, less happiness but more piss, a classic sci-fi title, the oldest film critic in England, and a startling low level of focus.  More JEN! Roll Plus Heart, here: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/...