One Good Thing

God January is depressing. If only something wonderful could happen to take our minds off of the bad weather, taxes and lack of Christmas. Oh my god! Jason Statham is here to kick everyone! YAY! And Becs is here to usher in the Stath Year. Aww.  Featuring: Bees. Many, many bees.  More Becs! https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.co https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/   More Pauls! ...

Welcome to hell! AKA Kilmore High School. You'll get the hang of things pretty quickly. Those are the jocks, those are the cheerleaders, those are the nerds, and those guys? They're the Pauls...yeah...probably it's best just to leave them to it. None of us really...I mean, we don't... they're fine. We think they're fine. I mean they never...they must be fine.  Featuring: Lindsay Nohan, John Noble,...

Time to take a dip into the brand new year! What cinematic treats await us! ...oh, someone pooped in the pool. Good thing Katy Maydon is here to help us fish it out and fling it over the fence.  Featuring: A member of the Russell family, a member of the Armstrong family, a member of the Kerry Condon dynasty, and a member of staff who asked us to leave when we kept snoring.  More Horror Chick!  htt...

Happy New Year, OGTEAM! Welcome to 2024. And what better way to start off an exciting new year than having a friend of the podcast, Helen Gaffney, suggest a film in her own inimitable way? God, I miss Christmas.  Featuring: Dour British people struggling to find meaning in a conservative hellscape, and they talk about a movie with Tim Curry in it.   More Helen: On Roll Plus Heart, here: https://ro...

Happy Almost-New Year, OGTeam! It's been 350 dang episodes! And the Pauls have decided to celebrate by watching one of those films again without telling the other which one. What shall the Pauls treat themselves with and just how well do these two guys know each other after all this time? Featuring: the past, the present and, perhaps, the future!  More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://t...

Shhhh, it's Christmas day and we have a naughty surprise for all of you! We're heading to the kinkiest site on the web to explore each other and you're invited too, big person! Merry Christmas! 

Winter Welcomes, Everyone! It's Christmas weekend 2023 and we are celebrating by finishing off our mighty trilogy of contemporary Christmas movies with a Peacock original. Remember Peacock? I literally just heard of it and it's already shutting down. Merry Christmas!  Featuring: One of the most gratifying vindications of my entire life. You'll know it. The muppet bit. Christmas.  More Katy!  https...

SAAAAAAAAAAANTA Claus is comin' to town! SAAAAAAAA...etc. Yes, it's the second part of the OGT Christmas Nightmare and we are plumbing the murky depths of Netflix Christmas. They've got some stars, they've got a once-hot director, and they've got a beaten horse that still has a sassy look in its hollowed-out eye socket, so let's make a Christmas Classic! Merry Christmas, everyone, and sorry about...

Christmas is here at last! Three episodes in one week, starting with a Hallmark adventure with Becs Watson! In a lighthouse! Woah!  Featuring: More Christmas spirit than you'll be able to shake a lighthouse at.  More Becs! https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.co https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/   More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patr...

Uh oh! The corporate overlords that control the conditions under which we are able to distribute all films, not just theirs, is in trouble. I hope they recover and regain their stranglehold over exhibition spaces! But until they do, let's have a look at their most recent piece of corporate art to see if it inspires in you the need to be a loyal and faithful cog in the machine. When you wish upon a...

BLARGH! Sorry about that, folks; we've allowed a terrible caveman to write this episode description. After his first word, I decided to dictate. Fortunately, his typing is immaculate. Better than mine! Anyway, it's the history hole again, so we're reviewing some weird movie from ages ago. Enjoy!  Featuring: Suzy, Debra, Betty, Valerie, Vicky, Archie Hall Sr. (GASP!) and the world's biggest 12-year...

In the future, people will only have one emotion each, but like different ones so they have to be separated. Where will Paul and Katy be sorted? Film nerds. They have a special headquarters. Outside of the city. In a ditch.  Featuring: the hit new YA franchise everybody is talking about.  More Katy!  https://thathorrorchick.com/   More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod...

It's a-me Paul Salt, and I'm here to do two things: remind everyone of the late 80s hit song "Tricky" by Run DMC and bemoan the fate of trained voice actors. If only I could find a way to do both!  Featuring: the regular speaking voices of Hollywood celebrities (sigh).  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up f...

Felice Halloween, Amiche! It's time for your annual monster Halloween episode, and what an absolute prick of a monster this one was. A mammoth rundown of all of Dario Argento's Giallo films! (or the good ones, anyway. We stop at Opera because obviously). Enjoy!  Featuring: Lance Henriksen, a loveable blind man, a monkey with a weird butt, Donald Pleasance at his most pleasant, Daria Nicolodi, and...

Happy Halloween weekend, OGTeam! Ahead of our big spooky episode next week, Paul and Katy venture into the woods with nothing but a Ouija board and some important questions. Together, they find demons, Christians, Leslie Odom Jr. and true friendship.  Featuring: God...playing tricks...on various people...but especially you.  More Katy!  https://thathorrorchick.com/   More Pauls!  https://facebook....

It's a decade episode, so the Pauls get to review whatever they like! And what better time to dip into the filmography of a certain Martin Scorsese than just ahead of the imminent release of his latest masterpiece? Goodman has never seen The King of Comedy before! Let's sort him out.  Featuring: social anxiety! Ambition! Pupkin!  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod W...

Paul tries to hide his shame on a train whilst Paul adjusts his chair a lot. All this and more, if you can believe it! As the Pauls watch one of the most bleak and dispiriting films they've seen to date.  Featuring: Oh god, don't ask. Ew.  Twitter! We have a Patreon ! Exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Our Fiasco one-shot is being edited and will hit your faces in August! Jen and the F...

Oh, alas, the Gorehouse Greats are behind us now. But let us move on and celebrate the arrival of Sweating Bullets! A new action box set from Mill Creek Entertainment that we shall be dipping in to whenever we need two easy episodes. And since Goodman is in Japan, why not do that dip! Dip it, folks!  Featuring: Every Baldwin, a Star Trek Star's trek, Barry Bigboy, a decent night's sleep, and do pe...

Excited about The Creator? So are we! We hope it's a smart blockbuster with breath-taking action and some confronting ideas. Not just a pile of rapidly dated CGI with mere lip service paid to important questions about AI...I, Robot!  Featuring: The wiki wild wild robot future.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – s...

Bloody gosh, Sarge! There's a bad man of some kind and he's doing bad stuff, I think. We better assemble an elite squad of bloody brilliant men and a woman to go and fight him. I like movies. Except the boring ones.  Featuring: the knife guy, the gun guy, the other gun guy, a third gun guy, a second knife guy, a tech guy who was in twilight I think, another gun guy, the first knife guy again and m...

'urcule Poiroh is back on the big screen this week. To celebrate, we are heading to Egypt, kind of, to enjoy Branagh's second Christie adventure.  Featuring: Egypt care of Croydon and British Accents care of Brooklyn.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Li...

Watch out behind you! There's a spooky member of a monastic religious order behind you, and she's got far more than a bake sale on her mind! Join Paul and Katy for a sleepy start to an otherwise exhilarating look at one of the worst-received entries in the Conjuring cinematic universe.  Featuring: Justin Timberlake, Father Shithouse, Sister Thomasin Mckenzie, Mother Rampling and Michael Bloody Smi...

There's something meg-y about this summer blockbuster. Is it that Ben Bloody Wheatley (full name) directed it? Is it that Jason Statham seems to be having fun for once? Is it that we watched it in 4DX at great risk to our tenderest parts? Find out, in this thing we did.  Featuring: Ol' Gregory the hook hand man! I have Covid. Sorry.  More Becs! https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.c...

Oh boy, it sure is swell to be out here in this field with our best gals and no worries. Say, what's that scary-looking carpet doing here? ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, my god, what is it? ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, etc.  Featuring: ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, overt narration, Vic Bastard, and ARGH.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patr...

I'm scared, and it smells weird, so we must be in the countryside. It's still recommendations month, and we are trudging through the muddy field of comedy horror, but will we discover old farmer Hoggins' lost watch along the way?  Featuring: Squirrels, Pigeons and foxes; oh my!  More Helen: On Roll Plus Heart, here: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/   More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod ht...