One Good Thing

Watch out for that pile of hammers! Oh dear. Well, sorry about that, but whilst you're recovering, please do have a listen to this year's Halloween episode (sorry it's a tad late, but happy fireworks night!). Ellen is joining me to discuss the Final Destination franchise! Why not listen to it on a plane? A road trip? A rollercoaster? A race track (what?)? Or work trip? Go nuts! Tempt death! Get hi...

We're back!!!! And we're picking up where we kind of left off, in some ways, a bit. We wanted to watch a Statham movie. Becs is here for this, always.  More Becs! https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.co https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/   More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive...

Hello Everyone! For the first time in seven and a half god damn years, we are going to have to take a short break. Paul Salt has to write a dissertation in two months and he's not started it, dick 'ead. So please do bear with us until September the 24th. In the meantime, we will be releasing regular Patreon episodes. So do sign up if you just need some more Pauls! Have a great summer, see you in S...

Depending on your region. Who watches the watchers? Who watchers are watched? What Watch the Watcheders? Find out all this and more, right here in Off Menu or whatever this is.  More Horror Chick!  https://thathorrorchick.com/   More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1...

"Wait, they made a fifth Jaws movie and called it Cruel Jaws? That's stupid." Wrong, you stupid son of a bitch! ...sorry, that was too strong. I love you. Let's start over. There isn't a Jaws 5, unless you're Italian. Then there is and it's this.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content fo...

Just keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', with Rollerball. Rollin' Ball! More Sean! Role to Cast: https://play.acast.com/s/role-to-cast Twitter: https://twitter.com/SeanMe...

Zak Snyder! What are you doing here back in Paulville? Don't you remember how it went last time? What's this? A project you haven't even managed to sell to Disney or Warner Brothers? I bet Netflix took it. They did. Great. Well what do you want us to do about it? Watch it?! That's not what Netflix is for!  More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  http...

Helen Gaffney and Becs Watson have gotten together to cook up a delightful dish of hammy acting, varying tones and Robert Morley. Revenge might be served best cold, but what about farcical comedy? That's always good, right? ...right?! More Becs:  https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.co https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/   More Helen:  Fuck off!  More Pauls:  https://facebook.com/...

The year is 1983 and someone is telling you that the year is actually 2019, but he's just being dramatic, but I'm not, it actually is 1983. The world has been ravaged by nuclear war so no one can have babies anymore. But people aren't chill about that as you'd expect. They're livid in fact. Maybe Paul and Ellen can put it all into context.  More Ellen: https://twitter.com/EllenKGraham1   https://p...

ARGH! Oh no. Shit. For God's sake no. Please. Why? Eww. No! Seriously Why? Oh god. Fine. Here it is. Fuck.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Wan...

Watch out, anyone hanging out below some gymnastics equipment! There's a deadly new martial arts about and it's a threat to the sovereignty of small nations everywhere. Can the Pauls survive this bizarre 80s martial arts spectacular? No, this is the end of them.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for excl...

The Phaaaaaaantom of the Podcast is here! Da dum. It's the heavily disfigured Jen Blundell and she's got a bone or two to pick with the world that scorned Joel Schumacher's 2004 musical masterpiece. Join us in the rafters for a musical adventure right down the range of Gerard Butler.  More JEN! Roll Plus Heart, here: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/   Or her twitter, here: https://twitter.com...

Hello Bu-ddy. How's your grindage these days? Nellage is stopping by to share her greasy wheeze. What the fuck is happening? Find out here!  More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Je...

You should have taken the staaaaairs! The horror chick returns in her most spookiest mode of conveyance yet: an elevator. How will Paul fair in his second elevator set horror film of the podcast? More Horror Chick!  https://thathorrorchick.com/   More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content fo...

It's that special time of year again! April! What better time to reflect on the films of the previous year? That's right there isn't one so let's get to it.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod  – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest a...

Every single one of Quest Fantastic is here to talk about this film for reasons we can't exactly remember. But they're here so let's make the best of it.  Featuring: Fatty Quinten, ATM, French Boi, and Big Chunky Charlie. More Sara! https://www.facebook.com/SaraKeepArt   https://twitter.com/PenguinPanic?s=20&t=Ju0zqYyYI5lTHjkIYQ9Qag   Rollplusheart.com More Jen! Roll Plus Heart, here: https://...

Oh no, they say he's got a thong, go go King Kong! That's right it's time for a new King Kong and Godzilla movie, at last. So why not celebrate by remembering the very first time these two titans of industry had a good go at it? No reason why not! So we did it.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclu...

Oh yes, I think so! Let's have Sara Keep come on to talk about the last Ghostbusters movie. Was it the golden standard in aggressively marketing nostalgia at an undemanding fan base, or is it all right? Let's find out.  Featuring: Slimer 2.0, dead guys, a fantastic new segment, and the best new NFT on the market. Buy now by clicking on each of the links below in sequence twice.  More Sara! https:/...

Kull wahad, everyone! To celebrate the release of the biggest movie of the year, we are folding space to return to the first time a director successfully (?) brought the Dune universe to the multiplex. But how does Lynch's much-maligned sci-fi masterpiece (?) hold up today without our fancy special effects and products? Find out here. Oh, Ellen's here.  Features the Atreides, the Harkonnens, the F...

Oh God....oh dear god no.  Featuring: That which should have remained in dreams.  More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd s...

Oh boy... Featuring: a lot.  Roll Plus Heart: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/   More Becs! https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.co There is no more Helen than this.  More Jen!   https://twitter.com/JenBlundell   More Sara!  https://www.facebook.com/SaraKeepArt   https://twitter.com/PenguinPanic?s=20&t=Ju0zqYyYI5lTHjkIYQ9Qag   More Pauls! More Pauls! https://facebook.com/og...

The cruel twist is that we're actually all caught in The Net, except for Sandra Bullock! Yoinks. Well, whilst you're here and can't escape, why not hear us talk about the halcyon days when all this might have been avoided. Don't say they didn't warn you!  Featuring: www.pizzajpegs.com, the escape key, some bits, some bites, and some very encrypted files.  More Sean! Role to Cast: https://play.acas...

Nell returns! With another movie about an alien sphere manifesting the fears of a crew of explorers...she has a type!  Featuring: Nell. What more do you need? More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest...

Well, Argyle was terrible. Wasn't it better when Matthew Vaughan worked with Guy Ritchie? Just cranking out classic gangster movies...and Swept Away! ...with Madonna. Oh boy.  Featuring: Racism, Homophobia, Misogyny, Madge's Abs, and some raw, unbridled SEX! probaby.  More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up fo...

Time for a powerful reunion with Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus, the masters of Cannon Group Films, a madhouse full of ninjas and buff dudes. Only this time they've got a buff gal and the ghost of a ninja. Will it be more entertaining than a movie with a troll and Courtney Cox? Tune in. Find out. Live free.  Featuring: A lot of anti-police sentiment, the lingering frustration of internet issues an...