One Good Thing

Hello, it is I; Keanu Reeves. It would be a major bummer if you did not listen to the latest instalment of the Pauls podcast featuring me; Keanu Reeves. It is my sauciest adventure yet, also featuring Charlize Theron and Jason Isaacs. Find out about my life changing adventures. Admit it, you read this whole thing in my voice, didn't you? Woah.  Featuring: why are we doing this one again?  More Pau...

Oh my god, all the girls are coming to my house to talk about boys and change outfits! We've got pizza coming, obligatory boys creeping outside the window and my neighbour Geoffrey Redherring skulking around the backyard. What could possibly go wrong! Oh shit, Ellen's here. Guess we're all gonna die. Ah well! At least we got to watch this weird slasher movie.  Featuring: the tragic ballad of Amy H...

Michael Caine has a problem. He's lost one of his bloody hands down the shops! Make matters worse, the bloody hand is in business for itself and the name of the game is pain, for anyone involved! Who shall survive Uncle Cainey's fiddley digits? Featuring: Oliver Stone, Michael Caine's Hair, Roger Rabbit, Spicey Dave and Cocaine.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod W...

Lucy May Clipsham has tasked the Pauls with finding out about the weird little dead girl who keeps hanging around her house nicking her fivers. We aren't having it, tragic little girl! Give back those fivers! The Pauls watch Graveyard Story, by the Beyond the 7th Door guy.  Featuring: A slow priest, a lifeless priest, the horniest journalist/librarian this side of the BL, clamps, a Linda Florentin...

What you lookin' at sucker! Sounds like you're rounding a pounding with that attitude son. Because here at OGTW, we mess up fools that waste our time and food! So get that lasagna out of your mouth and shut up because Sean, the Flierl, Flierl is here to put a beatdown on the terrible 2000 movie "Ready to Rumble".  Featuring: Canadian bullies, ambient club music, Stiffler's Mom, Rose McGowan, homun...

Don't you just wish it was summer right now? Bright, shiny teens glistening in the Canadian sun? Well don't just wish it, live it! Thanks to Mark Reid and those delightful Paul boys. Hope nobody's put any ridiculously sharp blades anywhere you wouldn't want any to be.  Featuring: Canadian bullies, ambient club music, Stiffler's Mom, Rose McGowan, homunculi and SKEETERRRR! Get 20% OFF @manscaped +...

A whole New Year and a whole new set of opportunities to suffer at the hands of our dearest friends! Helen from Roll Plus Heart is here to make us consider, once again, the prospect of a hellevator.  Featuring: The worst headcold Paul Salt has ever fucking had, so sorry if he's a bit spacey in this one. Drugs are good, y'all. These days? Forget about it.  Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping wit...

For the 300th time at lease one guy named Paul has welcomed you to OGTpod, and to celebrate that nebulous accomplishment the Pauls are playing games, enjoying outtakes, kicking ass and taking questions. Enjoy!  Featuring: It's a secret. ;D Come find out for yourself, big boy/big girl/big non-binary person!  Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code OGTPOD at MANSCAPED.com! More Pauls!...

Merry Christmas Everyone! Have a lovely day of wholesome and fulfilling games and joy! ...then sneak off to the toilet to listen to the nasty, nasty Pauls talking about butts and stuff! 

Ho ho ho, OGTeam! The magical day is soon at hand, and the Pauls are celebrating with a comedy by one of the most acclaimed directors of romantic comedies of all time! Oh boy, what could possible go wrong? Featuring: Everything going wrong.  Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code OGTPOD at MANSCAPED.com! More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a P...

It's Christmaaaaaaaaas and other equally important holidays and not holidays. You know what that means, it's time to celebrate Lindsay Lohan and her great deeds. Jen Blundell, the best person we know called Jen, joins in the festive cheer as fun and games are had by all!  Featuring: our best intro yet, festive dead children songs, postal ham, Finnish Santa Claus, a salty old sex worker, and the hi...

It's Somethin' Time, that's for sure! The Pauls are still flapping unconvincingly into the turmoilt of the very worst of 2022, and they've arrived at the slushy adventures of Jared Leto, the Bat Fella.  Featuring: Jord Lortor, DIY gags, a prorologue, boys, a blobby kind-of dance, more threeman than you can shake a better thing at and Jareds.  Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code...

Just one month left in this dumb old year so let's run down some of it's worst films! Starting with Olivia Wilde's Don't Worry Darling. Long term friend of the podcast Katy Maydon is along for the weird ride into the desert.  Featuring: Harry Style's Accent, the first George Fornby reference in 27 years, some wild rumours unsubstantiated by anyone, and a brutal exposure of Paul Salt's latent misog...

There's so much injustice in the world today! If only there was a bunch of heavily armed, totally unaccountable, beautiful men riding around the desert on sci-fi bikes blowing up American's enemies, or at least their empty buildings. Well dream no more! MEGAFORCE! Featuring: The Excellent Men, at least one intro, wheelies, Herzog's greatest failure, Jon Voight, a pon-zai scheme and the mayor from...

Sara Keep joins a Paul in the Kitchen to cook up an awkward analogy! It's the 2015 Bradley Cooper vanity project Burnt!  Featuring: Too many good actors, and Bradley Cooper. Talk about Burnt!  More Sara! https://www.facebook.com/SaraKeepArt   https://twitter.com/PenguinPanic?s=20&t=Ju0zqYyYI5lTHjkIYQ9Qag   Rollplusheart.com More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have...

I've got one hyphenated, portmanteaued word for you: Dance-ercise! A dance-ercise studio is under threat and excellent man Liam knows that only the Pauls can help. Come and witness the highly sexual result!  Featuring: Dance-ercise, a British child, The Linda Blair (TM), the most singing we've done since Equilibrium the Musical and Cynthia Dale who seems lovely.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/o...

Christopher Bond from Role to Cast felt bad about making us watch Postal and skipping out on the bill, so he decided to make amends by forcing us both to watch Bloodrayne...yay. Thanks Chris. It's Uwe Boll to the max and you know what that means! ...it's quite boring.  Featuring: Sleepy Kingsley, Sleepy Zane, trying her best Rodriguez, a Hans Zimmer Score and awkward sex.  More Chris!  https://twi...

It happened again! The Pauls spent the whole of 2022 thinking about a horror franchise. This time one that Goodman actually has some fond memories of! It’s the five entries of the Scream saga, plus a couple of extras to fill up the year. With fun! And death.  Featuring: Mathew Lillard and other, less important, performers.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have...

We get it. You're young, you're hot, you think you know what's what and you know that the original Suspiria is great because it's garish and the new one is bad because it's boring. Well you just haud yer wheesht, shitbird! Paul Salt and Ellen Graham are right here and they chuffing love this big old dancing girl. So saddle on up and get ready for some love.    Featuring: Some bad mothers and some...

It's the end of the road for Statham Season. Having celebrated the big man for a solid month, it's time to tackle the big man's biggest film yet, man.  Featuring: Jason Statham and a big shark, what more do you need? Hot Ruby Rose? Rain Wilson? CHINA?! All here, baby.  More Ellen: https://twitter.com/EllenKGraham1   More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patre...

Statham Season ripples on as Paul is joined by Elliot and BT from The Simpsons Index and Throne of Games to discuss the failed Statham franchise attempt: Parker! Thank god J Lo is here, and that's not the first time we've said that.  Featuring: Oh lots of things.  More Elliot and BT! http://www.thesimpsonsindex.com/podcast   More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We hav...

Goodman returns for the second thrilling instalment of Statham Season. Having savoured the sun-soaked beaches of his debut, the Pauls now plumb the depths of cummy old Engerland to suffer slings and arrows of outrageous performances.  Featuring: Aiden Gillan's exciting new take on cockney, Tex Mex Pterodactyl comin' at yyl, drinkin' crisps, Tex Mex, more grit than you could shake a dead pedo at, a...

It's finally Jason Statham season, ladies! Time to embrace the funky accents and hard stares as Statho ripples his way into our lives. And sharing the frightening awakening is Becs who has loved Jason Statham as hard as Salt has long. Enjoy!  Featuring: 00s music, la transporteur, fuckable evil eyes, the most boring car park ever filmed, the maths of film criticism and the most beautiful romance a...

Salt and Goodman settle in to their slightly gross teenage comfort zone and enjoy the absolutely bonkers sexploitation-action flick, Malibu Express.  Featuring: the greatest man ever, buff Eamonn Holmes, 20th century feminism, Margo Fuck-yer-self and a Boob related twist that would make Shyamalan lay off the cheese for a while.  Twitter! We have a Patreon ! Exclusive content for as little as $1 a...

Goodman is going to be taking some breaks to look after himself and his hog every other week for a while, but while the Goods away, the Salt shall plaaaaaaaay with Stuart! He wants to talk about this mind-blowingly, arse-shatteringly dull thriller about cryptocurrency. Experience the poetry of a crypto bro!  Featuring: Kurt Russell! Seriously!  Get more Hot Stu' here: https://twitter.com/stuartwri...