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This week Robin breaks down why women should 'Highlander' men instead of sleeping with them. --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He...

This week Robin gets rejected, Julian tells the story of the prank that put him in hospital, and we play a political version of f***, marry, k*ll that features Fat Bast**d from Austin Powers. --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ More...

This week we break down the craziest marriage laws in the country and also invent a few of our own. --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. H...

This week we have Shaun Murphy on the pod talking about the pros of Zoom dating (let him sell you on it!!!) and the ethnicity split he noticed in his Tinder matches (before he proposed to his girlfriend in his apartment).Shaun Murphy is a New York City comedian originally from Buffalo who just released his second special “Long Story Thin” on Mark Normand’s YouTube special. He has another Youtube S...

This week we get into it with hilarious comic Max Fine and learn about how weed is to available, Canadian police are too nice, and RomComs have never been good since the towers fell. Known cool guy, Max Fine, is a comedian from Atlanta, GA, currently accepting hate mail in Brooklyn, New York. He is having a panic attack while trying to write this. A lot of your favorite comedians have probably tol...

This week we interview friend of the show Pepa Cummins! She's not a comedian but she is hilarious, and has some of the best NYC dating stories you'll ever hear. She's seen every mistake a guy can make, and has been given the ick more times than she can count. Don't miss this one. --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Soci...

This weak we dive into a video essay on serial daters and break down the crime of the century!!! (All these women stealing hoodies). --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker t...

On our 50th Episode Comedian Tatiana Frank joins us to discuss taking a pickup artist class for research, defending coney island, and how comedy may be the downfall of democracy as we know it. Tatiana Frank is a stand-up comedian who performs all over the country and is currently on her Die Alone tour. Follow Tatiana at: ⁠⁠⁠ Instagram⁠⁠⁠ , and TikTok --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotif...

Comedian and artist Jessica Levin joins us to discuss the problem with West Side NYC girlies and the fact most men are cursed by their members. Jessica Levin is an NYC comedian. The daughter of a sanitation worker, with longshoreman genes, she has a blue collar mentality with white color taste. Check out her new special, "Levin live from Paddy's" on YouTube out now. Follow Jessica at...

We break down Lily Allen's new tell-all album 'West Side Girl', from our perspective as an open couple. In Allen's album she discusses how her and Harbour started and ultimately ended what seems like a disastrous foray into ethical non-monogamy. So far Julian and Robin are surviving and thriving, let's see what they did differently. --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spot...

This week Julian breaks down some dates and, importantly, every embarrassing mistake he made. While Robin makes bold plans with the skill players from the NY Giants. --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠ More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedia...

Comedian and artist Aislinn Janek joins us to discuss her journey from a whirlwind European romance and marriage, to meeting men at framing shops and subway cars in NYC. Aislinn Janek is a stand-up comedian and visual artist based in NYC. She has shown her paintings in galleries all over the world and performs comedy in the back of bars all over the city. Follow Aislinn at: ⁠⁠ Instagram ⁠⁠, and ⁠...

This week we give a dumb person review of caught stealing and Julian argues that he could fight a cougar (he cannot). --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jok...

This week we give each other the one night stand scorecard, discuss Julian's inability to understand Mid Century Modern and explain what's wrong with the 20 second date countdown. 🎧 Listen to my ⁠Podcast⁠ 🎧 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 ⁠Instagram⁠ , ⁠TikTok⁠ , and ⁠YouTube⁠ More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich V...

Comedian Sarah Barnitt joins us to talk about how the wrong women are running dating podcasts, her brand new revenge ex-boyfriend business, and why men can't deal with getting roasted. Follow her at ⁠⁠ Instagram⁠⁠ , and ⁠ TikTok --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠...

This week we get far too political for a relationship podcast discussing the rise of hot republicans like Sydney Sweeney and the left answering back with Hasan Piker. 🎧 Listen to my ⁠Podcast⁠ 🎧 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 ⁠Instagram⁠ , ⁠TikTok⁠ , and ⁠YouTube⁠ More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy...

This week comedian Brett Druck actually takes the podcast theme SERIOUSLY and breaks down all his dating app tips. Don't miss this one if you want to figure out how to hack Hinge and get a good report card after a date. Brett Druck was a cast member on Laughs on FOX and Hulu and tours regularly around the United States. Follow him on: Instagram , TikTok , and YouTube --🎧 Listen to my Podcast...

This week we break down our latest fake first date disaster where we learn that Robin cannot commit to long form improv dating, whatever that is. 🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d📣 Find me on Socials 📣 Instagram , TikTok , and YouTube More about Julian:Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He&...

This week we dive into the Miami dating scene, Brittany's 'masculine energy', and lost loves! Brittany Brave is a NYC-via-Miami based comedian, actress, writer, producer and host. She’s been featured on NBC, MTV, OFTV, The Wendy Williams Show, SiriusXM and more. Brave was selected as a 2024 “Comic To Watch” at the New York Comedy Festival. In 2023 she was named “Best Comedy Act” by Tim...

The hosts with mosts. Julian learns about Robin's dangerous Coney Island spending habits and we blow the top of the 'slow boiling frogs' conspiracy. --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker tha...

Comedian Jared Waters joins us to talk about being a dating super villain, writing the perfect breakup message and dating a lunch lady in high scool. Jared Waters, aka "Turbo", is a dynamic comedian hailing from Tampa, Florida, now navigating the comedic scene of New York City. With over 1,000 shows annually, his relentless work ethic and versatile joke writing have earned him a reputation as one...

Ooops all hosts. Julian disapproves of Robin's Gen Z fashion choices and we learn why HR is the Ice of the workplace (according to the podcast villain). --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 ⁠Instagram⁠ , ⁠Youtube⁠ , ⁠TikTok⁠ More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker t...

Comedian Levi White joins us to talk about the need to fart in front of your girlfriend, crippling corn addictions and why John Mayer is funnier than me. Levi White is a stand-up comedian based out of New York City by way of Cocoa, Florida. He’s been featured on AMC+, Shudder, The Last Drive-in with Joe Bob Briggs and the New York Comedy Festival. He won the Presidential Physical Fitness Award in...

Ooops all hosts. No guests this week as we discuss open vs poly, poly vs mono, and the white claw curse that befell Julian. --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 Instagram , Youtube , TikTok More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for G...

Comedian Thalia Romina joins us to talk about threatening to sleep with a guy's dad, bringing body count into the discussion (against Julian's request), and the legend of wolf dick (Not Dick Wolf). Thalia is a New York based standup comedian and actress. When she is not performing, she is analyzing reality TV in excruciating detail. Follow Thalia at Instagram , Youtube , TikTok ⁠www.thaliaromina.c...