On The Apps

Ooops all hosts. No guests this week as we discuss green flags, hot takes, and Julian's incredible 99c pizza cheap date plan. --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d📣 Find me on Socials 📣https://instagram.com/julianbreheny.comedyhttps://tiktok.com/@julianbrehenyhttps://www.youtube.com/@julianbrehenyMore about Julian: Julian Breheny...

Comedian Maggie Naughton joins us to talk about three different NSFW selfie stories, why men can’t have casual relationships and how most women are looking for their very own ghoul to date. Maggie is a New York based standup comedian and actress. When she is not performing, she is analyzing reality TV in excruciating detail. Follow Maggie at https://instagram.com/maggienaughton https://tiktok.com/...

Comedian Slater Harrison joins us to talk about how whiteclaws are the cure for Ozempic, perfect deli sandwiches and workshopping a feed the children program in Wakanda. Slater is a comedian and writer from Upstate NY, now based in Manhattan. She got her start in improv, later working on shows like Workaholics and The Biggest Laugh at Sony. A virtual alum of The Groundlings, she now performs regul...

Comedian and Podcaster Brennan Tasseff joins us to talk about the good, the bad and the ugly types of men's underwear. And other stuff. Brennan Tasseff is a comedian and podcaster. Host of Your Ex Drinking Buddy, he brings a raw, honest, and hilarious take on life, partying, and personal growth. His comedy mixes wild stories, self-deprecating humor, and sharp observations. With a high-energy s...

Comedian Tessa Fleming joins us to talk about getting broken up with fresh out of a coma, what makes men contemptible and how to avoid getting cheesed. Tessa Fleming is a stand up comic living and performing in New York City. Her writing can be found in The New York Post, Girlboss Gazette, and @newyorkers. Follow Tessa Fleming on Instagram , YouTube and TikTok . --- Follow Robin on ⁠Instagram⁠ ---...

Comedian Clyde Mack joins us to talk about getting butt and the 7 tips to macking. Follow Clyde on ⁠⁠⁠ Youtube , TikTok ⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠ Instagram⁠⁠⁠ Check out Clydes podcast ' Adventures of Billy and Clyde ' --- Follow Robin on ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ --- Follow On The Apps on ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ --- 📣 Find Julian on Socials 📣 Follow Julian on ⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ --- More about Julian...

Comedian Dillon Krause joins us to talk about the magic of James Dean camera angles and how Robin would use the power to electrocute men. Follow Dillon on ⁠⁠ Youtube⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠ Instagram⁠⁠ --- Follow Robin on ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ --- Follow On The Apps on ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ --- 📣 Find Julian on Socials 📣 Follow Julian on ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ --- More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a sta...

Comedian Drew Tessier joins us to talk about constructing the perfect bachelor pad and what went wrong with Ashley Madison. Follow Drew Tessier on ⁠Youtube⁠ , ⁠Instagram⁠ and ⁠TikTok⁠ Watch/listen to Drews ⁠Mostly Queer Podcast⁠ . --- Follow Robin on ⁠Instagram⁠ --- Follow On The Apps on ⁠Instagram⁠ --- 📣 Find Julian on Socials 📣 Follow Julian on ⁠Youtube⁠ , ⁠Instagram⁠ and ⁠TikTok⁠ --- More abo...

Comedian Liam Dalton joins us to talk about his famous ‘I’m Liam BTW’ pickup line, his struggles competing with Love Island, and his anger at not being the first redhead on the pod. Liam Dalton is a New York City based comedian, actor and writer, born and raised in Queens. His conversational style mixes observational humor with personal stories of growing up the only boy in a big Irish Catholic ho...

Julian and Robin interview Jey about dating while exploring your gender expression. Jey on identifying as a 10. Follow Julian and Robin at @OnTheAppsPod

SNL writer and comedian Vannessa Jackson fills us in on the best place to meet mature, employed men. Are there too many women? We get into the economics of the NYC dating scene. Julian wants to know if Vannessa would date someone who was abducted by aliens. Follow Vannessa Jackson on IG at @veryvannessa. Follow Julian and Robin at @OnTheAppsPod @julianbreheny.comedy and @sexgeekrobin

Jamell Sirleaf is looking for a girl who will impress his grandmother, but can he meet someone nice during sundress season? Robin has a definitive answer to how long sex should last. What in the world is semen retention? More importantly, WHY in the world is semen retention? Follow Jamell on IG st @jamellsirleaf Follow Julian and Robin at @OnTheAppsPod

Jamie Pappas is a major sports fan who left her cushy tech job to pursue comedy and OnlyFans full time. Guess which makes dating hardest? *HINT* It isn't OnlyFans where the subscribers are respectful and kind. In fact, being an OnlyFans creator has made Jamie much more compassionate towards men. Comedy and sports? Not so much. Follow Jamie Pappas in IG at @jamieamaleapappas and on OnlyFans at...

Would you date someone who claimed to be in an open relationship? What are the challenges of dating with autism? Julian and John compare (bowling) balls. Who is responsible for messaging first? Follow John at @JohnAjodah Follow Julian and Robin at @OnTheApps On the Apps is recorded by @RichMixRich at GOLD Room Podcast Studios

What do you do when you get catfished? When is the best time of year to get dumped? Does The Game work? When should you disclose that you're divorced? Follow Ted Barton at @TedBartonComedy Follow Robin and Julian at @OnTheAppsPod

We workshop Bo Ballew's OnlyFans niche. Hell on earth is your own apartment when your two roommates start dating during covid. Robin loves any excuse to throw money in the air. Bushwick is the neighborhood for naked comedy. Follow Bo at @boboballew Follow Julian and Robin at @ontheappspod, @julianbreheny, and @yourvirgogirlfriend

Omar Jenkins is a stand up comic who sabotaged his dad's sneaky link as a child. No one wants to meet the parents. Little Big Planet is the hottest app for losing your virginity. We read the most insane app profile we have ever found. Follow Omar Jenkins at @_omarjenkins Follow Julian and Robin at @ontheappspod, @julianbreheny, and @yourvirgogirlfriend

Hannah Lieberman is a standup comic and competitive scrabble player. On episode 6, we discuss how Hannah and Robin told their mom's that they lost their virginities. Hannah discusses how her BRCA diagnoses impacted her dating life. We dunk on alphas, body count, and George Santos. Hannah and Robin agree, anticipation is sexy, and Fleabag Season 2 PROVES IT! Follow Hannah Lieberman at @hannahex...

Torey Cole on dating while sober (its tough). Robin is a cheater. What we learned about relationships from the queer community. Tell your partners what you want in bed and see what happens. Torey Cole is cohost of Bonding Podcast @bondingpod and producer of @jokelabshow. Follow her at @toreycole. Follow Robin and Julian at @yourvirgogirlfriend, @julianbreheny, and @ontheappspod.

Dating with pets. Robin can't stop talking about eels. Do NOT wish Andrew a Happy Easter. Julian and Andrew discuss the pitfalls of dating while following your dreams. Follow Andrew Ginsberg at @instaGinsberg and catch his shows @thevillageidiot and @withthebergs Follow Julian and Robin at @OnTheApps, @julianbreheny, and @yourvirgogirlfriend

Russia is the best place for gingers to date. Bachata is the single most valuable skill men can learn to pick up women. We take on the Bermuda Triangle. Follow Julian, Robin, and On The Apps at @OnTheAppsPod, @julianbreheny, and @yourvirgogirlfriend

Robin's hot take: meeting through friends is the worst way to date. Isaac carried a woman's couch up a 5th floor walkup on a first date. Julian picks up bros everywhere he goes. Follow Isaac Gartenberg at @IsaacG53 and @TheVillageIdiot Follow Julian and Robin at @julianbreheny, @yourvirgogirlfriend, and @ontheappspod

Steve shares how being open and honest is the easiest way to have a threesome. Women don't expire at the age of 30 and they love a picnic. Robin is a seagull and Julian is a worm. If your dating profile pictures are super old, you're a liar. Follow Steve Cohen at @SteveCohenFun Follow Robin and Julian at @YourVirgoGirlfriend, @JulianBreheny, and @OnTheAppsPod

SEASON FINALE: PART 2!!! Robin's love of cheese plates has finally gone too far! We take you to Date Court. We critique Hinge profiles and tell the story of how we opened our relationship. Follow Julian, Robin, and On the Apps on IG at @julianbreheny @yourvirgogirlfriend and @ontheappspod Follow Maria Garbutt-Lucero's London Supper Club at @BaboyClub On The Apps is recorded in Brooklyn at @goldink...

In the 2 part season 1 finale, Robin and Julian answer listener questions about how they structure their open relationship, the rules that make their relationship run smoothly, and the many joys of non-monogamy.  Follow Julian, Robin, and On the Apps on IG at @julianbreheny @yourvirgogirlfriend and @ontheappspod Follow Maria Garbutt-Lucero's London Supper Club at @BaboyClub