Office Goblin Podcast

In which the Goblins verbally exorcize the mostly road-based demons. An in-depth look at throwin’ that car into neutral and hittin’ the brakes, not being that person who sits at the gas pump all day, the eternal dilemma of whether bikes are vehicles (executive decision: they are), and to stop throwing trash out the damn car. Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Language

In which the Goblins wax poetic about nuances in psychology/psychiatry, the beauty of experiencing the world in different ways, the legalise of psychology in court, DSM fallacies, and the power of being one brain cell. Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Language

Fair Warning: NSFW In which the Goblins get extra spicy with the goodies available in the sex toy market, full Jabba the Hutt experiences, bad (or low-key brilliant?) puns, the love people hold for horses, and lots o’ teenie weenies. Because in the words of Missy Elliot - “I don’t need no help in pleasing me. Oh!” Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Language

In which the Goblins butcher anime character names and anime titles, discuss the qualities needed for fruitful anime viewing, having all the time for hot animated dads, saying no to questionable sibling dynamics, how ya just need a good plot, and retina-burning ceiling titties. Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Language

In which the Goblins discuss how to make friends as an adult. Featuring some conundrums such as making conversation as a childfree person, how to make a stealthy exit, should you pick up recreational sports, your new food allergy, dodging peens on Omegle, and how do you deal with all of these things if you’re a werewolf? Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Language

In which the Goblins discuss the hell that is moving. Listen for tips and tricks to make the moving process less back-destroying, how to best store all yer treasures, keeping all the boxes and bubble wrap, saran wrap mummies, and (we can’t stress this enough) getting this all documented and in writing. You’re welcome. P.S. We sincerely apologize for any audio-related issues happening in this episo...

In which the Goblins discuss the need for bees and enjoying their bumble butts, aller-trees trying to wipe out D, spider karma, respecting nature’s cycles, and how it’s probably best to not get within 10 feet of a bison. ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Language

In which the Goblins explore ways of unleashing their inner craft goblin. From play-doh haircuts, two married Gollums hoarding pens, the existential crisis of when to stick a sticker on something, and taking the leap with starting to write in some nice ass stationary. Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Language

In which the Goblins once again bring up the topic that just won’t quit and remains a literal zombie in life - old age. From the damnation that is lower back pain, the weeping and gnashing of teeth caused by having to pay for anything and everything, and how your body is like a snakey snake, shedding those lovely little cells every 7 years. Because, science! Perk up those ears and neutrophils for...

In which the Goblins discuss the obsession with gen-nies and gender reveal parties that (literally) get blown out of proportion. Additional considerations include how not to start a wildfire, cleaning up your confetti, and how not to be creepy and traumatizing around unborn/born children. Also, a few words from our special kitty cohosts. (The kitty cohost is fine, they just don't like when doors a...

In which the Goblins talk about living a colorful life. Featuring Barbie rooms, Hulk houses, the forever blah colors of beige and pea green, making excellent design choices with carpeted bathrooms and wood paneling, and how chartreuse kicks ass. Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Language

In which the Goblins explore the world of anime and how it would translate into real life. Strap in while the Goblins discuss yiddy buckets (and their physics), no one being allowed to breathe while eating, nosebleeds, the obligatory beach/pool episode, the clothing and hair gel budget on an anime set, and the do’s and don’ts of fanfiction. Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit L...

In which the Goblins explore the cult and culture of celebrity and reality TV. From what governing body determines a celebrity as a celebrity, the rise of focus on international celebrities, and how Vanna White has the best job. Also, Pat Sajak is not dead. Enjoy tales of loop daddies eating papaya bowls in a park, among other things. Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Languag...

In which the Goblins discuss the glorious meat suit hurtling through space and time, having balanced yiddies, maybe not tattooing your bootyhole, and the spectrum of societally blessed to stigmatized body modifications. Body modifications - they are closer to your body than you think! Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Language

In which the Goblins explore the public fascination and repulsion with true crime and serial killers. Listen to the series of miniature TED talks by the Goblins about how Ted Bundy is not sexy, the endless social commentary of murder and mayhem, the psychology of (perhaps) why people do what they do, and whether the general public will ever just chill out with these dark dalliances. Good vibes onl...

In which the Goblins take your brain some places. Important topics include cringe culture, the pervasiveness (and importance) of anime, establishing a resting bitch face at a young age, determining who is a Trixie and who is the Katya between the Goblins, endlessly shweaty legs, and discouraging you from trying to match the breathing rate of another person. Generally, no chill. So hunker down, fol...

In which the Goblins mostly preach the gospel of My Hero Academia and the relationships within it. With riveting insights into the wholesomeness that is Izuku Midoriya, the exploration of various family dynamics with the conclusion that Endeavor is still a big ass, and lessons in some big feelings. Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Language

In which the Goblins do a deep dive into the psychology of anime, including really big ghoulies lurking beneath the surface, the important distinction between being antisocial and being introverted (hint: one is a personality disorder!), and the chaotic folks who like being chaotic for chaos' sake. Featuring a lot of that good ol’ psychology jargon like it’s Psych 101. Intro/Outro: North Oakland E...

In which the Goblins start global movements #not just anime tiddies, discuss the best and worst parts of anime tropes, the rage that is the shrinking outfit, the rise of the soft boy, and how the future is female. Let’s dive back in. Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Language

In which the Goblins discuss the evolution of the computer, the sabbath of phone calls while using dial-up, ye olde cursed videos (we’re looking at you, llamas in hats), the importance of being a ‘lil snakey snake, and the joys of computer virus-inducing Limewire (at least you got to enjoy some hot-ass jams while your computer crashed). Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Langu...

In which the Goblins take some Buzzfeed quizzes to answer some important questions, including which mythological creatures we are, who is our spirit animal in My Hero Academia, and which Jane Austen character encompasses our souls. Mr. Darcy gagged, let us tell ye. Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Language

In which the Office Goblins enjoy the company of many leather-bound books, acknowledge the dazzle that is our Lord and Savior Dolly Parton, gothic heroines, discuss books that bring them joy or abject horror, how writing is hard, and using picture power. One of us also has an issue with Jon Ronson’s name, so find out who! Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Language

In which the Goblins talk about doing your best, because adulthood feels like a whole-ass marathon. Other juicy morsels of life tips include not honking at tractors, starting good habits in your 20’s, jury duty haunting you state-to-state, and perhaps considering investing in a monster truck. Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Language

In which the Goblins discuss the cave that housed all alternative needs, seeing dicks with your grandmother (by accident), the black hole of pop culture, darling metalheads, the struggles of bra shopping, and some preachiness. Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Language

In which the Office Goblins talk about the places and spaces to which they throw their hard-earned coins into. Including the stores that carry pumpkin-flavored everything, quarter karma, and that Target is worse than the devil aesthetically. Contact: officegoblinpodcast@gmail.com Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Language