Office Goblin Podcast

In which the Goblins dive right into the long awaited episode on SCPs. From a buoy’s siren call to ye olde plague doctor, gifting your lifeblood of Bailey’s Irish Cream liquor during the holidays, hecking dark caves, and how the evil and mysterious most often manifests as the seemingly mundane. Explicit Language Intro/Outro: Winning by NEFFEX

In which the Goblins demonstrate for a fifth time (possibly? We think?) that paying attention is tough work. From wanting to frolic with farm animals, having an unreliable sniffer, ass-pirations, brain shearing and the majestic occipital lobe, and the rollercoaster that is a brain that comes in and out of literal focus. Intro/Outro: Winning by NEFFEX Explicit Language

In which the Goblins welcome the new year with more distraction, more goals, and an optimistic attitude. From setting yourself up for success, enjoying the process, and admiring some muscular, speedo-wearing Dugtrio. Who says you can’t have it all in 2024? Intro/Outro: Winning by NEFFEX Explicit Language

In which the Goblins discuss becoming your best and truest bog witch-self. From making that good soup in your backyard, freeing your boobies from boob jail, connecting with nature, going from one windowless room to another all in the name of higher education and drying out your peepers, the interesting magnetism of witchcraft and paganism, blasphemous yoga, and the olde ways. Intro/Outro: Winning...

In which the Goblins discuss the importance of creating the enrichment you need, want, and deserve. From stimulating all 5 of your senses, the power of a porch and hammock, how trampolines will give more bounce to the ounce, embracing your inner child, having work-life balance despite life’s demands, and accommodating your busy body as an adult. Intro/Outro: Winning by NEFFEX Explicit Language

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED In which the Goblins jump right into the deliciously depraved month of Kinktober, 2023 edition. From its humble origins, how it’s okay to shame soooome kinks, the 0 to 100 “inspirational” prompts, becoming a human china hutch, pop culture inspired by some interesting sources, monster business time, and straying further, or closer to, the light of Christ. Explicit Conte...

In which the Goblins take a trip back in time to when they were wee lasses and explore their fears. Featuring the abstract to concrete fear trajectory as one gets older, juicy spiders, the joys of talking to yourself in public, fuck ‘em up energy, and glue traps being stupid. P.S. We forgot to mention basements. Basements are scary. Intro/Outro: Winning by NEFFEX Explicit Language

In which the Goblins bring their Elder Millenial™ expertise into the conversation. From the expectations to bring childrens into the world, being a proud plant and/or pet parent, working to live or living to work, getting the Barbie house of your dreams (you thought), personal fulfillment, and living that good life for life at the vampire mansion. To quote - “I am getting so sick of millennials an...

In which the Goblins go through another riveting list, focusing on their favorite haunted or cursed items. From a diamond that results in a gruesome but vague end, whether a stone has a post office box, the continued trope of a bride wronged, having a cohost who is always stoked to discuss the things you won’t, the expectation vs. reality of horror films and their haunted inspirations, and focusin...

In which the Goblins continue discussing their favorite spooky spaces, featuring many a domestic selection! From the ongoing mystery of what really happened in the Borden household, Alcatraz (aka The Rock - not to be confused with your favorite turtleneck and chain-wearing wrestler), prisons and them being a popular hotbed for hauntings, and a portal to Hell in the Czech Republic. The monks knew h...

In which the Goblins discuss the first of their two-part list of favorite hauntings, focusing on the local and ghoulish. From home-grown demon-children-spirit-things who drain your batteries, theater-dwelling ghosts with a flair for the dramatic (who may have also played football - we won’t know ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯), and some good and paranormal times at the Skinwalker Ranch (yee haw). To a few minutes de...

In which the Goblins discuss the “practical body” in all its glory. From the traumas of adolescence that really set the trajectory and how it’s the journey and not the destination. With discussion on dressing like a goth nun, investing in an anti-chafe deodorant and having a Paulie Bleeker moment, hissing at thy enemies, keeping your yams, gams, and cutlets under control (because no one likes a ye...

In which the Goblins dip into the mystical world of astrology. Featuring an in-depth review no one asked for of S and D’s zodiac signs: sun rising, moon in Gatorade, and the dawning of the age of Aquarius (or something like that). With disclaimers and strong opinions on the zodiac as personality traits, the changing self, and some philosophizing and therapusing (that no one asked for either. You’r...

In which the Goblins provide a rich stroll down the memory line of past jobs. Featuring a thorough review of settings, personalities, and tips to deal with it all. Although a necessary evil of adulting successfully, the Goblins share their experiences in making work-life balance work for you. Your internet goblin mothers got you covered. Intro/Outro: Winner by NEFFEX Explicit Language

In which the Goblins take another trip through a dreamland that is more like a confessional of the deep, dark, and mysterious Goblins’ psyche. From taking flight and flapping those arms, roasting the man who put dream interpretation into the mainstream (Papa Siggy Freud), losing all your teefs while mom tells you to get it together, the psychological iceberg, and floating on the waters of yo feeli...

In which the Goblins return much more goblin-ey and horny than ever. And they bring a list of anime daddies or almost daddies. With no shame in their anime papa game, the Goblins discuss wholesome papas, reading smutty stories first thing in the morning (for your health), character development, the power of a mustache, shitbrickhouse bodies, getting cracked like a walnut, and staying hydrated with...

In which the Goblins invite thee to fall into a deep yet restless slumber and explore the magical land of dreams. From trying to throw some hands, but having those hands be pure putty, recurring nightmares, basement ghouls, deja vu, spicy dreams featuring Mr. Darcy, nostalgia-rooted dream worlds, trying to put a nail through the ol’ cranium while asking a friend to help, and did we mention deja vu...

In which the Goblins talk about collecting all the things. Including acquiring plushies in adulthood, putting your titties to the wind, creepy doll collections, questionably attained occult items, the pop culture to Funko pipeline, headhunting for head vases, the joy of books, a beastly dong boss, and horse appreciation. Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Language

In which the Goblins get existential and enter crisis mode at the same time. From having a quarter-life crisis and getting all that jazz out of the way early in life, saying no to the children but saying yes to plants and animals, the empowerment of selfishness, personal growth, unlearning some things, and how nobody knows what the hell they’re doing. Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B...

In which the Goblins discuss some (unnecessarily) hot topics dividing the anime community, including watching subbed or dubbed anime, headcanons and inappropriate ships, the wives of Snape, gatekeeping, and how it’s about to go down. Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Language

In which the Goblins get holy while including anime. Let us pray and recite the Satin Commandments, while fanning over Buddha in Record of Ragnarok, discussing the Goblins’ journey of faith and spirituality, definitely being burned at the stake had the occasion presented itself, and the holy rule of just being a decent person, goddamnit. Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Lang...

In which the Goblins pass on some wisdom and reflect on gaps in their education. From learning how to manage the coin and establishing a coffer to put them in, having some basic home management skillz, slathering some sunscreen on your bod, washing dat ass, and smelling good and feeling great. Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Language

In which the Goblins go on a cleaning journey. Featuring the washing and hiding of dish mountain and other distasteful chores, the emotional rollercoaster of decluttering, questionably designed interiors, the power (and confusion) of centimeters, hairy staircases, spider karma, the endless war against dust, and the instant serotonin boost of vacuuming. Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy Explicit La...

PATRICIA!In which the Goblins get their sillies out. Featuring a lesbian sasquatch, the strong gravitational pull of S’s head to church pillars, swollen and pulsating eyeballz, how to do the photosynthesis thing as an adult, being a bookstore ghost, and wholesome book clubs. Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Language

In which the Goblins continue their discussion about death. Including the history of graveyards and the development of cemeteries, D and S’s funerary plans, the ethics of death, dying for rentals, and the petition to be taxidermied and have a fun plaque. Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Language