Austin Train

Off The Rails

Comedy EN ↓ 137 episodes

Hosted by Austin Train. Follow Austin on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/austin_train/Follow Austin on Twitter: https://twitter.com/austin_train/

Author

Austin Train

Category

Comedy

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Latest episode

Jun 30, 2026

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Episodes

Episode 87: Aged and Confused 03.09.2024

"I'd buy that for a dollar!" -Robocop https://www.youtube.com/@austintrain2613

Episode 86: "To be Shopping or not to be Shopping" 24.08.2024

"That is the question" Subscribe to the Pod on Youtube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@austintrain2613

Episode 85: "The Grapes Of Ass" 13.08.2024

"Think of what you can do with what there is." -The Old Man and the Sea Subscribe to the Pod on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@austintrain2613

Episode 84: "Arthur Bremer Ovedrive" 01.08.2024

"Go easy on him, boys."  -William McKinley Watch and Subscribe on YouTube: https://youtu.be/L3Gg4G-Wdpk?si=5iBJI476FpUsrZXY

Episode 82: "Big in Iran" w/ Char 22.07.2024

"He had an enormous ass, which was luminous when bare." -God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater Check out Char on IG: @char.ramtin Watch the video version on YouTube

Episode 83 - "The Maltese Failson" 14.07.2024

"This isn't a game where you win, it's one where you prolong losing..." Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/JIMViLb62DU?si=AE3TgTtW58LNelE1

Episode 81: Reservoir Hogs 01.07.2024

"What then is worth being valued? To be received with clapping of hands?" -The Meditations of Marcus Aurelius Watch the pod and give us a sub https://youtu.be/ocqpXHLtf4s?si=UQQctkM_qEte6a5w

Episode 80: The Catcher in the Thighs ft. James Schrader 20.06.2024

jamesschrader.com Check out the video version on YouTube: https://youtu.be/NLj4JNnlkjE?si=2KDLY-Pj26vNHmay

Episode 79: Bang the Bus Slowly 11.06.2024

" The question, therefore, is not whether a man is weak or strong, but whether he can endure the full extent of his sufferings, be they of a moral or physical nature." - The Sorrows of Young Werther

Episode 78: Night of the Hunter Biden 05.06.2024

"....no longer trying to think or understand but to at least envision something, how things ought to be, but again he only saw mugs, mugs, mugs...money, bottles, piles of rags that used to be people, columns of numbers...He knew that it all had to be destroyed, and he longed to destroy it, but he could guess that if it were all gone, then there'd be nothing left- only flat, bare earth.&qu...

Episode 77: To Unalive a Mockingbird 29.05.2024

"I believe in the American myth that it is both admirable and even possible to devote one's life to a private dream. The probability of failing oneself, either through laziness, incompetence or bad luck, or else, worse yet, through dreaming what only one imagined one desired, is terrifying. All the same, you had no more obligation to public dreams which dreamed you wrongly." -Riding...

Episode 76: "Don't you ever want to have a mortgage?" 25.05.2024

"....I hope I did some good in it. I have tried to with what talent I had. Have, you mean. All right, have." -For Whom the Bell Tolls

Episode 75: Montana Dumpers Reloaded 13.05.2024

"The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for" -For Whom the Bell Tolls

Episode 74: Slaughterhouse Jive 07.05.2024

"So it goes."

Episode 73: What's New Bussy Cat 01.05.2024

"Woah Woah"

Episode 72: The Long Piss Goodnight 22.04.2024

"His life's work destroyed him, left him embattled and bitter, an infamous ronin with no spine and a weak heart." - Running the Light

Episode 71: The Shaming of the Shrew 15.04.2024

"Now watch this drive." - George W Bush

Episode 70: Ketamine Cowboys 08.04.2024

"I'd like to take his.. his face... off." -Face/Off

Episode 69: God Emperor of Goon 31.03.2024

"If there is no enemy, one must be invented." -God Emperor of Dune

Episode 68: Tropic of Cancelled 25.03.2024

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This the War Room." - Dr. Strangelove IG// X: @Austin_Train 

Episode 67: "No Substance" 18.03.2024

"Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town." -Army of Darkness

Episode 66: Bram Stroker's Dickula 12.03.2024

"A man draws a cunt on a boxcar well. By so doing, he defies his reality, which is the sadness of a bed of cardboard and newspapers in the woods beside the tracks in West Sacramento." - Riding Toward Everywhere

Episode 65: " Forever 35" 05.03.2024

"Mad to read history when history's at an end." - The End of the World News

Episode 64: "A Fistful of Peanutbutter" 29.02.2024

What about "A Fistful of Peanutbutter 64"? Like those N64 games? wooo those were alright... Train didn't tell me a quote so this will be the description until he lets me know what to fill in. -Bgow

Episode 63: The Thin Rainbow Line 20.02.2024

"... you had to be a winner in America, there wasn't any way out, and you had to learn to fight for nothing." - Charles Bukowski

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