Austin Train

Off The Rails

Comedy EN ↓ 142 episodes

Hosted by Austin Train. Follow Austin on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/austin_train/Follow Austin on Twitter: https://twitter.com/austin_train/

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Episodes

Episode 67: "No Substance" 18.03.2024 59:06

"Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town." -Army of Darkness

Episode 66: Bram Stroker's Dickula 12.03.2024 59:24

"A man draws a cunt on a boxcar well. By so doing, he defies his reality, which is the sadness of a bed of cardboard and newspapers in the woods beside the tracks in West Sacramento." - Riding Toward Everywhere

Episode 65: " Forever 35" 05.03.2024 1:09:18

"Mad to read history when history's at an end." - The End of the World News

Episode 64: "A Fistful of Peanutbutter" 29.02.2024 1:10:19

What about "A Fistful of Peanutbutter 64"? Like those N64 games? wooo those were alright... Train didn't tell me a quote so this will be the description until he lets me know what to fill in. -Bgow

Episode 63: The Thin Rainbow Line 20.02.2024 1:02:56

"... you had to be a winner in America, there wasn't any way out, and you had to learn to fight for nothing." - Charles Bukowski

Episode 62: Buckwild at Heart 10.02.2024 1:02:14

"... you think you just fell out of a coconut tree?" - Kamala Harris

Episode 61: Red Wings of Courage 30.01.2024 1:03:03

Episode 60: Master P Theatre 26.01.2024 1:00:26

"Put more ice cream in that root beer float" - "Bitch" by Andre Nickatina

Episode 59: "The Last Bathhouse on the Left" 15.01.2024 1:02:44

"You were doing very well, until everyone died." -Futurama S4 E8 'Godfellas'

Episode 58: Schoolhouse Dudes Rock! 10.01.2024 49:34

"You think you're so great because you have boats!" -Napoleon

Episode 57: Secret Tone Police 01.01.2024 58:57

"We are a race of tit-men..." -Walden

Episode 56: Chariots of the Frauds 25.12.2023 1:06:13

"Drive around in a smashed up car/sometimes you wonder who you are..." -"Society" by Subhumans

Episode 55: Splash Mountain Truthers 18.12.2023 1:06:54

"The pressure of his environment had driven him into the lonely secret world of adolescence." - "Absolution" by F. Scott Fitzgerald

Episode 54: Christmas Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kwanzaa 11.12.2023 1:06:11

"What?" -Richard M. Nixon

Episode 53: The Most Important Erection in Our Lifetime 04.12.2023 1:00:08

"It's getting late early."

Episode 52: John Carpenter's Energy Vampires 29.11.2023 1:07:19

- "What's your problem?!?" - "...I don't know."

Episode 51: Gravity's Rainbow Flag 20.11.2023 55:05

"Even man is a tool for man." - His Master's Voice

Episode 50: War Crimes and Porn 16.11.2023 1:07:46

"But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?" - "Criminal" by Eminem

Episode 49: The Man in the White Castle 08.11.2023 1:08:51

"We are all insects. Groping towards something terrible or divine." -The Man in the High Castle

Episode 48: "Boyz n the Victimhood" 30.10.2023 1:14:47

"Their neglect is your freedom" -Gravity's Rainbow

Episode 47: Degrassi Charter School 24.10.2023 1:01:50

"I'm not economically viable." - Falling Down Hosted by Austin Train. Follow Austin on Instagram: ⁠⁠ https://www.instagram.com/austin_train/ ⁠⁠ Follow Austin on Twitter: ⁠⁠ https://twitter.com/austin_train/ ⁠⁠ Follow Brian(the producer) on Instagram: ⁠⁠ https://www.instagram.com/thetonejerks ⁠⁠

Episode 46: The White Woman's Burden 16.10.2023 57:09

"You're not good. You just know how to hide..." Hosted by Austin Train. Follow Austin on Instagram: ⁠⁠ https://www.instagram.com/austin_train/ ⁠⁠ Follow Austin on Twitter: ⁠⁠ https://twitter.com/austin_train/ ⁠⁠ Follow Brian(the producer) on Instagram: ⁠⁠ https://www.instagram.com/thetonejerks ⁠⁠

Episode 45: "Boomer Gooner" 11.10.2023 1:04:58

Hosted by Austin Train. Follow Austin on Instagram: ⁠⁠ https://www.instagram.com/austin_train/ ⁠⁠ Follow Austin on Twitter: ⁠⁠ https://twitter.com/austin_train/ ⁠⁠ Follow Brian(the producer) on Instagram: ⁠⁠ https://www.instagram.com/thetonejerks ⁠⁠

Episode 44: "Subway Jared's Big Adventure" 02.10.2023 55:50

Episode 43: The Big Bigot 25.09.2023 1:07:00