Austin Train

Off The Rails

Comedy EN ↓ 137 episodes

Hosted by Austin Train. Follow Austin on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/austin_train/Follow Austin on Twitter: https://twitter.com/austin_train/

Author

Austin Train

Category

Comedy

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Latest episode

Jun 30, 2026

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Episodes

Episode 112: Gaylight Savings 16.07.2025

"Consider in what condition both in body and soul a man should be when he is overtaken by death; and consider the shortness of life, the boundless abyss of time, past and future, the feebleness of all matter." -Meditations Subscribe on YouTube

Episode 111: Lone Wolf and Chub 07.07.2025

"Well, we don't understand why you called in the National Guard/ When Uncle Sam is the one who belongs in the Exercise Yard" - Rubber Bullets by 10cc Subscribe on YouTube

Episode 110: "Clear and Present Banger" 30.06.2025

"Actually, a human being is an unfolding biological organism that's every so often gripped by instinctive forces. He can't perceive the purpose of those forces, what their goal is. All he's conscious of is the stress they put on him, the pressure. They force him to do something. But why... He can't tell at the time." - Confessions of a Crap Artist Watch and Subscribe on YouTube! https://www.youtub...

Episode 109: Mild’N Out ft. Blaze Tricoli 23.06.2025

"...those men at the top are not merely criminals, but maniacs as well." -Leon Trotsky Watch & Subscribe on YouTube! https://youtu.be/YNqgIhNyDP8?si=qe2XSTrPwFIj0RwM

Episode 108: The Grape of Nanking 14.05.2025

"Dilemma of civilized man; body mobilized, but danger obscure." - The Man in the High Castle Watch and subcribe on YouTube!

Episode 107: Tales from the Crypto 07.05.2025

"This is my snakeskin jacket. And for me, it's a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom." - Wild at Heart Watch and Subcribe on YouTube.

Episode 106: Slop Gun 23.04.2025

"'An almost unbridgable abyss lies ahead of you.' 'What, one I won't be able to bear? I won't be able to bear their hatred with humility?' 'Not just their hatred.' 'What else then?' Their laughter.'" -Devils Watch and subscribe on YouTube

Episode 105: No Ticket 14.04.2025

"He was too young to realise what this life was preparing for him. He did not see the years stretching out ahead, lonely, even less, corrupting." - Burmese Days Watch and Subscribe on YouTube

Episode 104: Beware of Drones 09.04.2025

"Hasten then to the end which thou hast before thee, and throwing away idle hopes, come to the own aid, if thou carest at all for thyself, while it is in thy power." -Meditations

Episode 103: The Stoic's Guide to Daily Parlays 26.03.2025
Episode 102: "Torment Lexus" 05.03.2025

"So we drove on toward death through the cooling twilight." - The Great Gatsby Watch and Subscribe on YouTube

Episode 101: "The Boys of Bummer" 24.02.2025

"'You're a stranger in these parts?' 'I'm a stranger in all parts.'" -God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater Watch and subscribe on YouTube

Episode 100: Mad kid, Good City 12.02.2025

"What chance had he to be anything else than he was?" - The Sea Wolf Watch and Subscribe on YouTube

Episode 99: The Short King and I 04.02.2025

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Episode 98: Season of the Snitch 15.01.2025

"I don't know no Barksdale"

Episode 97: Just Push the Button! 06.01.2025

"You're an amazing father, Elon. Your kids are very lucky to have you." -Elon Musk

Episode 96: The Last King of Thotland 02.01.2025

"Let your haters be your waiters at the table of success." -Eric Adams

Episode 95: Algonquin Round Table Pizza 16.12.2024

https://www.youtube.com/@austintrain2613

Episode 94: Secret Asian Man 13.12.2024

"Shiiiiiiiit" -Clay Davis https://www.youtube.com/@austintrain2613

Episode 93: Shart of Darkness 25.11.2024

"The horse is preparing for battle but victory comes from the Lord." -Jameis Winston https://www.youtube.com/@austintrain2613

Episode 92: "Mr. Beast goes to Washington" 09.11.2024

"He learned that the world is like an enormous spider web and if you touch it, however lightly, at any point, the vibration ripples to the remotest perimeter and the drowsy spider feels the tingle and is drowsy no more but springs out to fling the gossamer coils about you who have touched the web and then inject the black, numbing poison under your hide. It does not matter whether or not you meant...

Episode 91: Yas Kween of the Damned 31.10.2024

"When he took the showers with other pros, they came out of there. They said, ‘Oh my God. That’s unbelievable,’” -Donald Trump

Episode 90: The Magic Short Bus 14.10.2024

"You don't have to say banzai for the emperor, just say goodbye to your mother." -Toshiro Mifune

Episode 89: Midnight Reverse Cowgirl 30.09.2024

"We are living in a world in which nobody is free, in which hardly anybody is secure, in which it is almost impossible to be honest and to remain alive." - The Road to Wigan Pier

Episode 88: CTE-40 w/ Michael Hall 14.09.2024

@itsmichaelhall ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@austintrain2613⁠

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