Clint Nelson

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

Comedy EN ↓ 349 episodes

The Corniest Guy you'll find. With Substance...and puns. Come "Off N Beat" W/ Clint Nelson. Email : cnelsonatl589@gmail.com for any business stuff. Spotify Link Below: (Follow the Show, Hit Notifications, & Leave a 5 Star Review . https://open.spotify.com/show/0Pff6CCvQHDko1d1E4m4pJ?si=407a967931494545 Please Leave a Review on Apple Podcasts to help grow the show. Link Below. https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/off-n-beat-w-clint-nels

Author

Clint Nelson

Category

Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2025

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Episodes

#147 - "How I Found Myself" 28.05.2022

Welcome back to Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson! We got a slow jam in this one. In Episode 147, Clint Rambles about: The goldfish pick up line, what is truly "Finding Yourself", the territory that comes with "finding yourself", & essentially the whole pod is about everything they don't tell you about "Finding Yourself". Enjoy!

#146 - "I Can Be Your Sunshine" 24.05.2022

Welcome back to another Hot Ep! We got a Fun One! Enjoy In Episode 146, Clint Rambles about: "Sunshine" & other R&B Hits, 1st hour of the day, trail mix is for posers, the wine infomercial, hello fresh sucks, Amber Heard Vs Johnny Depp Trial still going, how being "fit" feels like your living in a different world & More!

#145 - "Yoga Pants Are Becoming My Weakness" 19.05.2022

Welcome back to Off N Beat! We Got Another Hot EP! Enjoy In Episode 145, Clint Rambles about: Yoga Pants taking over his mind, having a "girl crush" at work, entitlement in dating apps, the pod being an "escape", transformations being attractive, desiring shallowness & More!!

#144 - "Whitey Tightey" 15.05.2022

In Episode 144, We got a Hot EP! Clint rambles about: Smelly Feet, shoe shopping, upgrading your style, fitting rooms, attractiveness at the gym, desperate guys at gym & More!

#143 - Jack Harlow Album Thoughts + Kevin Samuels Death (RIP) 11.05.2022

In Episode 143, Clint gives his thoughts on Jack Harlow Album, & Kevin Samuels unexpected death & the reaction storm around it. & MORE!! (1:27) Jack Harlow "Come Home The Kids Miss You" Album thoughts...Why it was disappointing even from a objective jack harlow fan. (19:12) Kevin Samuels Death Reaction.. What his death exposed. Why his teachings will live on. Being the "Godfather" of t...

#142 - Bumble Bee Honey De Mayo | "I sent her back to her boyfriend with my handprints on her.. Shoulders" 07.05.2022

In Episode 142, Clint rambles about panties dropping, cinco de mayo, holidays make babies, student loan forgiveness, education curriculum needing..more education in the curriculum, kelly osbourne needs a maid to cross the border, was jay z really a drug dealer?, babies being made to Mario, signing up for a dating app, online dating comfort, needing a woman's presence & More! Go Subscribe to th...

#141 - Mr Bayou A Drink 05.05.2022

In Episode 141, Clint is Back in Corny Podding shape. Very Versatile Pod In Today's Ep. (1:01) Clint Opens With "Free Game" to buying the ladies a drink. (3:45) Amber Heard Firing her PR Team (6:25) Outkast + Dan & Shay. Roles in a Musical Duos. The Vocals V.S. The Producers Debate. (15:20) Original Idea V.S. Editing. Finding the Balance. (20:20) Rough Drafts are Everything. (24:51) Nicki Mina...

#140 - Wet Dog Cum 03.05.2022

In Episode 140, Clint's Rants Include: Podcast guests on every podcast, Trevor Bauer 2 Year Suspension, Alcoholism in comedy, Brendan Schaub giving Masterclass "Comedy Advice", Pettiness in Entertainment, Megan Fox Glamour Magazine Interview, Katy Perry wants you to "Wikepedia" her before playing John Mayer on American Idol, "The Northman" Movie Review, Coca Cola Soda Machines Suck!, Inside Podcas...

#139 - I Loved "Her" + Grown Men Who Cut Their Pasta 27.04.2022

Welcome back to the Corniest Podcast on the Planet. Go Follow the Pod on Spotify or Apple Podcasts. Enjoy the Show!! In Episode 139 Of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson, (0:01) Clint fell in love with "Her". (3:10) Grown men who cut their pasta. (11:31) Disney World No Longer able to "Govern" Itself. (19:20) Mega Pastors Who've made Big Business preaching out of a book they didn't even write. (31:55) God...

#138 - 🌻The Flower Guy"🌻 25.04.2022

Go Follow "Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson" On Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Subscribe since your here. Enjoy the Show! In Episode 138, "The Flower Guy" (0:01) Clint Opens with why Relationships are like the Gym. (2:46) Feeling bad for the Flower Guy + Abusing Customer Privilege (13:22) The Guy with a "Peanut" Allergy (15:32) "Natural" Peanut Butter RANT. (17:42) Tripping...

#137 - Easter at Quik-Trip (Hot Dog Hoarding) 21.04.2022

In Episode 137, Weee Got a good one in this. (0:01) Clint opens when you find a fit that...fits so well. (3:55) Easter At Quik-Trip: "WTF"..I yelled. As I waited in line for a Hot Dog..& left with None. (18:32) I'm becoming an entitled person. (20:45) Extra CHURNING In Ice Cream, Ice Cream Sandwiches. (23:50) RANT: Getting Short Changed On your "Extra Mayo" (29:22) The "I'm Misunderstood" Guy...

#136 - Hotel (KEY) Checkout Rules (Waving,Orlando Florida,Nude Babies,Ed Sheeran Lawsuit,Cam Newton) 18.04.2022

In Episode 136, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:01) Clint opens with a "Wave" (2:22) Roller Coasters Safety. (6:02) Being in "Pod Shape". (8:00) Ed Sheeran Lawsuit Finally Ending. (10:00) Red Roof Ins are gay. + Hotel Checkout Rules Rant + Orlando Florida Story (17:25) Cont. The Hotel Checkout Rules RANT (20:12) Jeffrey Toobin Zoom "Incident" is worse than cheating. (26:00) Your Name Matters. Bein...

#135 - Conveniently Inconvenient (Going 1-3, Bad Breath, Dwayne Haskins Death, "Your Truth") & More 15.04.2022

Follow The Pod, Subscribe, Hit Notification Reminder & Continue the Growing support! In Episode 135, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:02) Opening Rant: Clint Rants about going "1 for 3" on his checklist. His Recent Experience at Microcenter. (11:48) Intro to the Pod & Bad Breath Awareness. (13:54) NFL Qb Dwayne Haskins Death, Adam Schefter & others insensitive reporting of the Matter, W...

"wyd" #134 - Texting Makes Us All The Same 11.04.2022

In Episode 134 Of The Corniest Pod on the Planet, (2:00)" Crack Heads Shouldn't Have Laptops" . Hunter Biden Laptop "Cracks" Open The Obama's Do "Cocaine". Nepotism is not terrible. (7:57) Not all Victims are...Actual Victims. (11:30) Seeing is Believing. Rugrats are Ugly Ass Babies. do animated shows really need Diversity? (15:30) I hate texting. Texting makes us all the same. The Value of In per...

#133 - Why Do I Have to File My Taxes?? | "Tax-Perts" 08.04.2022

Disclaimer: i had to re- record this episode due to my idiocy of audio. So i couldn't capture the same magic as the first take. But Enjoy this with what it is. In Episode 133 Of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson, (Time Stamps Below) (2:05) "It's Tax SEASON!!..But Why do I have to File My Taxes?..To the people who already have it on file?..The Cost of the Stimulus Checks...Paying someone to do your taxes....

#132 - Uninformed Curiosity (FUCK WELLSTAR, Interracial Relationships, Little Mermaid V.s. Titanic)) 06.04.2022

Welcome Back! To the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Just a White Man Being Uninformed for an Hour..Again. Come get "Uninformed" & Enjoy. In Episode 132, Clint Opens Up with, (0:03)"what is a blanket statement?" (3:35) Not being able to go back to sleep after a phone call. (4:55) Having "Uninformed Curiosity". (8:11) Is Little Mermaid a Rip Off Of Titanic??..Are Ariel & Rose the worst...

#131 - BedPod 02.04.2022

Clint Switches it Up & Pods from his bed...Do you like the new "Set- Up"? In Episode 131 Of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. (Time Stamps Below) (1:52) "My Energy Is Gone" (2:52) J Cole's Questionable Lyrics & Imagine Dragons Is Church. (11:18) Break Room Observations. "All Break Rooms Are The SAME!!" ..With Someone eating a honey bun. (16:40) "Mutual Disinterest" Is Always One Sided. (19:10) "...

#130 - OSCAR(Will Smith) Slapped MARTY(Chris Rock) For GLORIA'S(Jada Pinkett) Hole 01.04.2022

Will Smith Slapped Chris Rock At The Oscars. Clint Rambles His Thoughts on Why Will Smith Is a Broken Person. Why Chris Rock didn't react like most would. Does Jada Pinkett Enjoy All This? Plus: The Madagascar Connection..& Shark Tale in this "Entanglement" Enjoy The Pod!

#129 - Treasure Chest Of Hair | "What's With Me & Anal?" 30.03.2022

Clint Goes Shirtless for the Pod Today!! Opens up With Space Talk. Rockin The New Bod!!, Losing 50 Lbs, Big Podcast Announcement!! , Getting Sent Home Early for Working Too Many Hours (Couldn't Call Me??), Expanding The Pod & Having Guests, Toaster Nobs, Deshaun Watson Rewarded With 230 Million Guaranteed, Asking Random People In Everyday Life To Come On Podcast, Downside of "Banking" in Episo...

#128 - Un-Tan My Nuts |(Deshaun Watson & David Dobrik MASSAGING TOXIC Environment)|Off N Beat Podcast 27.03.2022

In Episode 128, (Time Stamps Below) (1:30) Deshaun Watson Is A Innocent Man..I guess. (3:05) Drake's "Fuckin Problem" With Rihanna. (6:50) David Dobrik Is Guilty...I guess..."Voluntarily Staying in a "Toxic" Environment Is Your Fault" (15:38) Clint's Full Thoughts On Deshaun Watson Situation. ..Running a Massage Business Through Instagram? Why didn't Deshaun learn from Robert Kraft? "Creep Tendenc...

#127 - De-Calf Raises | [Dunkin Donut's CUCKED ME!!, Minimalism Hate Alert!, GYM DONT'S] 25.03.2022

#127 - De-Calf Raises (Time Stamps Below) (0:32) Dunkin Donuts Cucked Me With Decaf Coffee. (Decaf Coffee RANT) (11:10) We Have Too Many Options.. (12:50) (GYM DONT'S) People Who Drink Coffee At the GYM. Multitasking At The Gym. Walking Backwards On A Treadmill. (You Look Like An Idiot). Going Commando At The Gym. (20:40) 26 Year Old Bodybuilder Who Had A Heart Attack. (22:30) Clint Comes Back To...

#126 - Flagrant With A Fragrance | My Ex Sucked. But Her Friend Really Sucked] 20.03.2022

#126 - Flagrant With A Fragrance (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:04) My Ex & Her Best Friend Setting Me Up for Failure. (5:35) Getting Gifts Sucks & Has a Costly Smell. (9:10) Remembering the Color of Eyes. (12:10) People who get off on "Being Difficult". (15:45) Young Love..Is Hard To Watch. But Harder To Look Back On. (21:35) My Ex Blamed Me For Not Having a Car at 18 Years Old. (27:00)...

#125 - Child PLEASE!..Pay My Bills | [NFL "Dating" Combine. Should You Take Care of Your Parents?] 18.03.2022

#125 - Child PLEASE!..Pay My Bills (Time Stamps Below) (2:55) QB's Kenny Pickett's Small Hands. NFL Draft Experts are Idiots. (9:40) NFL "Dating" Combine. What if we had a combine for Dating? (15:42) Tom Brady Unretiring. Does Family Really Matter? (22:32) Woman who Staged her own Son's Kidnap & Murder for a "New Man". (27:58) "Child PLEASE"!!..Should you Take Care Of Your Parents? Should a Ch...

#124 - A Dollar & A (Wet) Dream | [Mr. Beast On Joe Rogan Experience Reaction] 15.03.2022

#124 - A Dollar & A (Wet) Dream (2:00) Is a Dollar & A Dream All you Need? (5:44) Mr. Beast On #1788 of Joe Rogan Experience Reaction. (9:17) It's okay to accept no for an answer. (12:37) Is Mr. Beast Setting you up for failure? Should you quit your Job for your Passion? (17:10) The Reality of Quitting your Job For Your Unproven Endeavor. "More Time Doesn't Equal More Production". (21:56)...

#123 - Tank Top Titties (TTT) 14.03.2022

#123 - Tank Top Titties (TTT) In Episode 123, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (1:12) People Who Run on The Beach Barefoot. (3:10) I Will be Looking At your Boobs if your Running In Tank Tops. (10:02) Acknowledge my "Exposure" & Style. (15:55) Swimming with the Sharks. (19:12) Cain Velasquez Legal Situation Exposes The Lack of Common Sense in our Justice System. [DISCLAIMER: IT Was his Son. I Refe...

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