Clint Nelson

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

Comedy EN ↓ 349 episodes

The Corniest Guy you'll find. With Substance...and puns. Come "Off N Beat" W/ Clint Nelson. Email : cnelsonatl589@gmail.com for any business stuff. Spotify Link Below: (Follow the Show, Hit Notifications, & Leave a 5 Star Review . https://open.spotify.com/show/0Pff6CCvQHDko1d1E4m4pJ?si=407a967931494545 Please Leave a Review on Apple Podcasts to help grow the show. Link Below. https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/off-n-beat-w-clint-nels

Author

Clint Nelson

Category

Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2025

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Episodes

#172 - "The Juice Is Worth the Squeeze At a Nude Beach" 07.10.2022

Welcome back juicy & nude. Enjoy. (Recorded on September 15, 2022) In Episode 172, Clint Rambles about: Something about a woman getting some juice..gets my juices going, the aspiring "Travel Girl", Nude Beaches Breakdown: wanting to go to a Nude Beach, Yes, Clint will look at your ass & titties at the beach, the type of people who go to a nude beach, fast food in america = nude beaches ove...

#171 - "Adam Levine Proves Why You Don't Want the Blue Checkmark" 02.10.2022

Clint is Back Hot & Nude. Enjoy Todays Episode! (Episode Recorded on Sep. 24, 2022) In Episode 171, Clint Rambles about: Adam Levine & Ime Udoka getting Jammed Up, birthday causing reflection, Going Deep in the Rabbit Hole on Taylor Swift, The Appreciation of her Detailed Songwriting, John Mayer's songwriting of his internal back and forth, Taylor Swift makes you feel like your the one who...

#170 - "You Know How Sticky It Gets" (Speed Stick Dilemma) 23.09.2022

Welcome back! Description of Today's Episode Below. Enjoy! In Episode 170, Clint Rambles about: Liquidy Wet Deodorant (Speed Stick), Is Good Deodorant too Expensive?, Should you get a ticket for smelling bad?, Should hygiene products be free?, Sex on the Beach seems Overrated, Charisma is hard to explain but you know it when you see it, the issue with dudes studying Women Behavior, feminists who d...

#169 - "It Takes 2 to...Throb" (Yes SIR) 16.09.2022

Welcome back to another Episode of "Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Description of episode below. Enjoy! In Episode 169, Clint Rambles about: Throbbing, illegal stuff being sold at gas stations, Versus Battle: Why Race Trac is Burger King & Quik Trip is McDonalds, cheese should always be included with burgers, "Yes Ma'am" is supposedly attached to Female Pimps, PnB Rock's death, was his Girlfriend...

#168 - "You're Acting Like a God Damn Fool" 13.09.2022

Welcome back to another Episode of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Description of Episode Below. In Episode 168, Clint Rambles about: a thing , is 9/11 a holiday?, if santa claus was a woman, (you're acting like a god damn Fool) his takeaway from watching Public Freakout Videos, people who shove their phones in your face while recording, smacking phones out of peoples hands, people losing their shit a...

#167 - "Broke Boy Talking Time & Value" 03.09.2022

Welcome back to the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Description of Topics covered in today's episode Below. Enjoy! In Episode 167, Clint Rambles about: being unreliable, his normal state being obsessiveness, the audacity of people who tell you "your wasting your time doing...", the value of time & control in your life, needy ass people, Theory: "Girls are attracted to guys who walk to work...

#166 - "Dear 5'8 Antsy Guy: I've Eaten ASS Bigger than You" 01.09.2022

Welcome back to the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Description below for the topics covered in Episode. Enjoy! In Episode 166 , Clint rambles about: hips not lying to you, what if your job fined you like a pro athlete?, the "Antsy" guy making everyone uncomfortable, the idiocy of people ordering their food these days, douche bags who drink everything out of their shaker, the shake weight comm...

#165 - "Tanning With Mrs.Peacock For a Blue's Clue" 21.08.2022

Welcome back to Clint "Thrusting & Bustin". Enjoy! In Episode 165, Clint Rambles about: "You gotta Thrust To Bust", Quik Trip's flat soda , being "Enhanced" V.S. being a Natty Podder, (Hot Take) excessive tanning not being attractive, white dudes being good at cosmetic flaws in white women , strangers living in your attic, "Couple Goals" (the ones who wanna go to parks together), is it only "l...

#164 - "Kinky Bowling" 17.08.2022

Clint is back in the sack! Enjoy! In Episode 164, Clint Rambles about: being turned on by attitude, trust issues with the doctors, old people driving with the handicap tag, the truth about unwarranted courage behind the wheel, the mother who ran out of gas, Bowling with someone you have no chemistry with, bowling kinks, how cosmic bowling prepares you for life, why Genuineness is more Important th...

#163 - "I'm not Unapproachable...I'm just Keeping you on your Toes" 14.08.2022

Welcome back to another Hot Ep. With Clint. Enjoy! In Episode 163, Clint Rambles about: the small tables at starbucks, solutions to being an "Unapproachable" person, getting your dick splashed when sitting on the toilet, brett favre having "Thousands of Concussions", getting back out there socially, "least attractive quality a man can possess is being Scared".

#162 - "Only Psychopaths have Children on Purpose" 10.08.2022

Don't forget to suck some TITTIES!!..Welcome back to another hot Ep. of Off N Beat. Enjoy! In Episode 162, Clint Rambles about: workout partners suck, is it a compliment to be "Too Much"?, putting it in the wrong "hole", the moral dilemma of neutering & spaying your cat & dog, supplements & vitamins mostly being a scam, people who "Try" to have children are psychopaths, benefits of bei...

#161- "Waiting is Hard...But so is being Low-Key Attractive" 08.08.2022

Clint is back ..sorry to keep you "Waiting". Enjoy todays episode! In Episode 161, Clint Rambles about: The real problem with "Waiting" (awkwardness in public places), telling true stories on the pod, hypocrisy of the recent Jake Paul Opponent pulling out, looking at old driver license picture, is being called "Low Key Attractive" an insult?, breakdown of why we pee on toilet seat, & lastly th...

#160 - "I'm a SUPERNATURAL Daddy" 05.08.2022

Clint gets curious with a lot of questions but very little answers on the idea of "Supernatural" life. Enjoy this edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 160, Clint rambles about: Supernatural life & curiosity being judged harshly, is religion supernatural?, is the polar express glorified kidnapping?, is seeing truly believing?, my moms supernatural incident with my train track when...

#159 - are you a douchebag if you wear a tank top at the gym? 31.07.2022

Welcome back to another solid one! Enjoy! In Episode 159, Clint Rambles about: being caught in a lie, are you a douchebag if you wear a tank top at the gym?, turnoff of someone being lost in their phone, the cringe of seeing a dude forcing desperate conversation at cheesecake factory, inability of thinking for one self in the dating scene, being aware of your characteristics that may turn others o...

#158 - "I'm a Malnutrition Thor" 27.07.2022

Sorry, took a little break. but don't worry baby. Clint is back! In Episode 158, Clint Rambles about: His brief break from the pod, Thor Love & Thunder, going on his first date in a few years, natty or not videos being problematic, ugly women who hate fit guys, seeing a cat get run over, ducks who cross the road together, clint reads a little rap from his notes ( 8 bars), & how the gym is...

#157 - "That's What It's Made For" | (Usher is the King of R&B) 11.07.2022

Welcome back to another hot Ep. of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Enjoy In Episode 157, Clint Rambles about: Ushers Greatness Revisiting (warning:A lot of references), getting "jacked" at the gym, the young lady who believes the American Flag on a t shirt is DISRESPECTFUL, popcorn ceilings, movie theaters & waffle house being open on christmas, & who's more impatient?..young or older people?....

#156 - Mr.Struggleville (The Puns are back BABY!) 05.07.2022

Clint is back on his Bullshit. Enjoy In Episode 156, Clint Rambles about: grunge music sounding the same, drake & future, kevin durant requesting trade, the beauty of struggle love, cereal is getting weird out here, being a "hard runner", obsession with others pay days, trapt lead singer being a white nationalist, alphas advice to attract the ladies: "JUST GET CLOSER", hating the backwards hat...

#155 - "Coyote Ugly" (my interaction with a coyote + Roe V Wade thoughts) 01.07.2022

We're back baby after an eventful week ! Enjoy the Show. In Episode 155, Clint Rambles about: his interaction with a coyote, feet being swollen, not having his car feeling like a deadbeat dad, (18:43) apartment complex throwing away his shaker, B.S. 30 minute workout programs, (27:45) Roe V. Wade being Overturned ( my evolving thoughts overtime on this issue), & if you have to convince me some...

#154 - Men & Baskets (BASKETCASE) 23.06.2022

In Episode 154, Clint Rambles about: Men carrying baskets, getting "DogCalled" walking to work, relating to women who get cat called, confusion of dog & cat mating, bingeing on "natty or not" celebrity bodies, becoming more selective with your interests, & More!

#153 - Red Head Redemption 21.06.2022

Welcome back to the Podcast! We got a Hot one today. Enjoy! In Episode 153, Clint Rambles about: red heads who make your coffee, being happy his car broke down, naturally changing as a person, old guy entitlement, the "step daddy" application craze, "Honestly Nevermind" by Drake thoughts, artist freedom gone wrong & More!

#152 - Interracial Cringe 17.06.2022

Welcome back to Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson! In Episode 152, Clint Rambles about: biological father complainers, guinness world records, cringy interracial couple youtube channels, white girls & mexican restaurants,(gym talk alert) the "IG" girl recording herself working out at his gym, the "Bicep Curl" Epidemic & More!

#151 - "So Much For Deshaun Watson's Happy Ending!" 12.06.2022

Welcome back to another Hot EP of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Enjoy! In Episode 151, Clint Rambles about: The Grinch as a baby, Sylvester Stallone still being JACKED!, banks getting a bad wrap,(Main Topic) Deshaun Watson 66 Women Update, people getting a "High" humbling men, Men V.S. Women Online War, the disconnect of what we want, dudes who are bitches but want a women to "Submit" & More!

#150 - i am pretty privilege (1 year anniversary) 08.06.2022

Special Edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson In Episode 150 , Clint rambles about: what it's like having pretty privilege, reflecting on 1 year anniversary & 150 episodes of doing the podcast, the lady at the park interaction & More!

#149 - "Royal Etiquette Expert" 07.06.2022

Welcome back to Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. We got a super Hot Ep! Enjoy! In Episode 149 Clint Rambles about: Old Ladies talking at the gym, the queen jubilee, sale specials, inflation, (My Thoughts) Dark Reality of Recent Mass Shootings, mental health discussions being pointless, & More!

#148 - "My Baby Will Shake N Bake For Me" 04.06.2022

We are back baby! In Episode 148, Clint Rambles about: Lip Service, Jubilee Videos: "Why didn't it work out?",(Main Topic) living with a woman, sleeping in same bed sucks, should you move in before marriage?, being in love vs being cohabitable, revisiting "cater 2 u" by destiny child & More!

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