Clint Nelson

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

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The Corniest Guy you'll find. With Substance...and puns. Come "Off N Beat" W/ Clint Nelson. Email : cnelsonatl589@gmail.com for any business stuff. Spotify Link Below: (Follow the Show, Hit Notifications, & Leave a 5 Star Review . https://open.spotify.com/show/0Pff6CCvQHDko1d1E4m4pJ?si=407a967931494545 Please Leave a Review on Apple Podcasts to help grow the show. Link Below. https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/off-n-beat-w-clint-nels

Author

Clint Nelson

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2025

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Episodes

#197- "2 Lesbians on Mushrooms..Would be a Hell of a Trip" | Christians Profit More Than Judiasm 04.06.2023

Clint is back with his one eyed girl in this edition of the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! (Bonus Sunday Episode)In Episode 197, Clint Rambles about: (0:47) Intro to the pod ( Don't forget to follow the pod on spotify & all apps, and subscribe to the channel) (1:17) I betted on the WNBA...i may have a problem. (3:27) Article says concerts aren't good for the ears.. (5:32) Fake Deco...

#196 -"I'm a Bare Maximum Boy" | Joe Budden was Right about Rory & Mal & Anime Is Childish 03.06.2023

Clint is Gambling his future one topic at a time in this edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 196, Clint Rambles about: (0:42) Intro to the Pod. ( Don't forget to follow Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson on Spotify or wherever you listen) (2:00) "Anime is Childish" . is anime really childish? what age does it get weird to still enjoy anime? (8:30) "Stigma of Gambling is worse...

#195 -"Nubian Cat Special" |Spiritual Audacity, Blues Clues being "Dragged Down", Fictional (red)Pills 30.05.2023

Clint gets a little loosey goosey in this Non Stop edition of the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 195, Clint Rambles about: (1:58) Intro to the Pod. (Don't forget to subscribe & follow the pod on spotify & all apps) (2:52) "I'm so fruity..you can find the pebble on the beach". (4:35) "Why would i put a glass anal plug in my ass?" (7:55) "Who kisses for 7 Minutes in he...

#194 - "Trendin & Tippin"| Tipping craze, Inflation Isn't Real, The ULTIMATE FANTASY 25.05.2023

Clint is back with his Trending & Tippin Podcast. Enjoy another edition of "Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. In Episode 194, Clint Rambles about: (0:28) The Social Media Craze with "Tipping". Has Tipping expectations really become unfair & uncomfortable? (9:29) Grant Cardone says "Inflation isn't real"...I Kind of agree.. (14:04) Intro to the Pod! (Dont forget to follow the pod on spoti...

#193 - "Women are Pint Eaters, Men are Samplers"| Attractive Power ,Pretty Privilege is NOT REAL 24.05.2023

Welcome back to the Hottest Chad & Pod on the Charts. Another Edition of the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 193, Clint Rambles about: (0:37) Intro to the Pod. (Dont forget to follow the pod on Spotify or wherever you listen) (1:10) All Cat Treats Smelling like... (2:32) Ja Morant Did it again...(Full thoughts on situtation) (8:42) "I'm a Greek God"..Supposedly. (9:36)"It...

#192 -"Nibbling on the Nip For My Daily Fix" | Gambling Addiction, Swinging Flintstones, Role Playin 16.05.2023

Clint is back Sucking on some Nips for the Day 1's. Enjoy this edition of the "Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Go follow on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. In Episode 192, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Starting his Gambling Journey (2:30) Nibbling on a Nip for my daily fix (4:47) Horses dying before the Kentucky Derby (8:02) The fear of developing a Gambling addiction after his first...

#191- "I Wanted to Squeeze the Lime In the Waitresses Eye" | Dancin to GOOD TINGS, Yoga Pants Smell, "All I Want" Girls Posts, How To Pick up a Lady 08.05.2023

WILD EPISODE Today!!! One of the Best ever done in Off N BEAT History!!! Had a live episode Energy Today, due to a Guest there to feed off . This episode WON'T Dissapoint! Share the Ep. and help grow the pod. Thank you!. In Episode 191, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) All girls in yoga pants smell like squash. (2:18) Humans if we used kitty litter instead of toilets. (5:15) Lasagna Farts are..."Layere...

#190 - "Children of The Poor"| Men Should Never Say "WIFEY"(Steven Crowder React),Low income = More children, & Being on "EDGE" as a guy 07.05.2023

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a solo podcast with a guy named Clint Nelson..Yes. you heard that right. In Episode 190, Clint Rambles about: (0:05) Mermaids are not "Aerial" looking, (1:50) Steven Crowder isn't a good guy after all. Thoughts on how the leaked video exposes "Conservative" way of thinking. (8:21) The guy who works out with his shirt off...but doesn't actually lift any weight..while d...

#189 -The "It Doesn't Make A DIFFERENCE" Guy & Fitness Influencers @wholefoods , Jackman Thoughts 01.05.2023

Clint is back swinging with his irritable self. Enjoy the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 189 , Clint Rambles about: (0:02) the "it doesn't make a difference" guy, (9:45) apparently Social Media Fitness Influencers have to shop @wholefoods (19:50) Jackman by Jack Harlow thoughts. (31:09) the "Crisis Management" Police Car. (38:34) "not everything should be said" (The fascination of Relation...

#188 - Financial Stress Is Best Ignored..So I'll have a Daughter 25.04.2023

Clint is back Off N Beating to the Podcast Waves! Enjoy! In Episode 188, Clint Rambles about: Belly buttons smelling like booty hole, Stress is best ignored, Holidays do nothing but cause Inconvenience, (open talk edition)Financial stress festering into other stresses, how having a daughter would make me more emotionally connected to the world, inviting responsibility your not sure your ready for...

#187 - "Spare Me Like a Dry Rub..You gotta little Gay In YA" 24.04.2023

Read Description for topics discussed. Come "Suck Some Titties"...., with Clint. Enjoy!!. In Episode 187, Clint Rambles about: Spare Meaning, the dude waiting for you to get out of the bathroom, farting while your peeing, Caitlin Clark is a Beast, Starting to feel "Older: @ 27, Raising children with "Identity" issues, guys who like their fruit salad ate, Cardio is minimal for fat loss, asking unti...

#186 - Hey There! Lets talk Community!..& Fabric Softener 16.04.2023

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast is back with the cold hard truth about fabric softener. Title: "My Spidey Fetish Senses Say No Thanks" In Episode 186 Clint Rambles about: (0:35) fabric softener isn't Laundry detergent...(Allegedly) (2:30) "Spider webbs are like gelatin with a corgis butt" (4:35) A casket full of snakes or spiders? Furry spiders give me the heebee geebees. (9:40) Is it time to c...

# 185 - i don't believe in VERBAL abuse (For Men) 04.04.2023

Clint is back more douechier than ever. Enjoy the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. In Episode 185, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) NBA bench press at combine, the phases of eating out in your 20's, the people obsessed with the "Experience", (13:45) "if you don't accept your girlfriends new boyfriend..you're the problem"..(according to article) (18:35) The truth about "Toxic" (23:30) "if someone acc...

#184 - being told i'm pale by a more pale individual 30.03.2023

Clint's back nappier than ever. Enjoy Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Please Subscribe and enjoy! In Episode 184, Clint Rambles about: Someone telling you looking more "Pale", not giving critics the satisfaction, forcing oneself to not go to the gym, the meme of the duck under the bench press (i just cant stop laughing), the fall of DaBaby Video, (unpopular opinion) HIV is connected to gay cou...

#183 - "I Found Jesus, I Love Jesus, I Am Jesus" 10.03.2023

Welcome back to the Long Docking Pod. Enjoy! (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) In Episode 183, Clint Rambles about: strangers calling you "Thor" & Jesus, being told i have a generous loving feeling aura like i go to church, all the hard work paying off in unexpected ways, building a Presence, how compliments re-affirm your doing something right, "You Don't Take yourself Too Serious...But people tak...

#182 -"The Weekend Has Weakened To A Weak End" (My Thighs Are BUSTIN) 03.03.2023

Clints Thighs are bustin thru in this one. Enjoy The Pod! In Episode 182, Clint Rambles about: (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) Squatting after 4 year absence, the weekends don't feel like a weekend anymore, no one has time to get to know anyone, the ex call back, everyone is turned off these days, "I want a Wholesome Thot", Clints Curious Conclusion: Why do us gymgoers spend so much time into it?

#181- "I got the RIZZ, She got the RAZZ, I got the JIZZ, She got the Jazz" 28.02.2023

Welcome to the podcast folks! Clint is back on the cornball more than ever. Enjoy! In Episode 181, Clint Ramble about: girl that smells like Blue Rasberry Vape Juice, time zones, imitation crab being a real thing, animals being your children, is being "Pro Choice for Women" apply when it's a girl?, misleading title of being a "Serial Killer", (31:19)Rant alert: free spirit people are the absolute...

#180 - "Love Naturally Actually" 24.02.2023

Clint is back In his feelings more than ever. Welcome back to Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. In Episode 180, Clint Rambles about: Muffin Top T -Shirts, Sex should make you laugh, someones presence being intoxicating, natural connection brings freedom, the power of slow developing relationships, the downfall of having a Magnetic Aura , having a connection beyond "Love".

#179 - "I mean...Who doesn't leave their Moms House with a Microwave?" 20.02.2023

Clint's back hotter and Thottier than ever. Welcome back to the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast [*DISCLAIMER: the background noise in beginning is rain, i recorded by window, sorry for the mishap] In Episode 179, Clint Rambles about: Peanut Butter Ear cases, Warning Signs: the stay back 200 feet trucks not being responsible, leaving your moms house with a microwave, Sam Hunt's new song "Walmart...

#178 - "I'm Officially THAT GUY @TheGym Now" 13.02.2023

Welcome back to Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 178, Clint Rambles about: Being "THAT GUY" @thegym now, dudes now asking me for advice, why a little Misogyny is necessary for a man, becoming less judgemental of men who cheat(i get it now), stereotype & gender roles V.S. Contributions in household, & not all is equal between us.

#177 - "WAG" [WET ASS GAS] 10.02.2023

Welcome back to the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson In Episode 177, Clint Rambles about: Everytime you gotta "Shit"...Shit gets in the way, the truth about what really happens (or doesn't) in a men's restroom, The "Equality" sticker, Cyclists are like domestic cats, Apartment Leasing Office Beef, should everyone really have a job?, Robin Thicke "Take Me Higher" shows new music can still have a "Real" f...

#176 - "Devils Been Cracking My Egg" 14.01.2023

Disclaimer: A few Audio mishaps in the beginning. Still getting back in the sex swing of things. so excuse the mishaps. But its great to be back after a 2 1/2 month hiatus. Enjoy Todays Episode! Welcome back to Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Decided to get out of the bed and change the set up. I like the new "Studio". In Episode 176, Clint Rambles about: Podcast Starts at (0:13) his Brief Hiatus, all...

#175 - "I'd Do Anything to Make You Smile" 23.10.2022

Come & Smile With Clint. Enjoy! (Recorded on Oct. 13, 2022) In Episode 175, Clint Rambles About: Opening: criticism with smiling, Devante Adams pushing the guy exposes the truth of judicial system, accepting the territory that comes with your job, women suing men over "Bad Dates", pussification of men today, being socially awkward isn't "cute" anymore, how awkward it would be if co workers lis...

#174 - "SAME DAMN MUSIC, EVERY DAMN DAY" 22.10.2022

We are back with another Hot Ep. Enjoy! In Episode 174, Clint Rambles about: (Recorded on Oct. 7, 2022) Radio playing same song every time you turn on your car, Theory Time: Spotify actually limits your music & Radio actually introduces New Music to us, it's okay to enjoy "Mainstream Music", less artists are being discovered than ever, no new rock bands, repetitiveness is necessary for music,...

#173 - "The Last Boy Scout Awkwardly Saying No" 17.10.2022

We are back Better than Ever. Enjoy! In Episode 173, Clint Rambles About: (Recorded on Oct. 4. 2022) Having your pick of the litter, being impressively as awkward as Clint is, the awkwardness of the boy scouts selling popcorn in front of grocery store, Bruce Wayne looks like a boy scout, avoiding interaction with the boy scout to not tell him "No", The Power of the Pre- Workout Poop, Jordan Peters...

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