Clint Nelson

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

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The Corniest Guy you'll find. With Substance...and puns. Come "Off N Beat" W/ Clint Nelson. Email : cnelsonatl589@gmail.com for any business stuff. Spotify Link Below: (Follow the Show, Hit Notifications, & Leave a 5 Star Review . https://open.spotify.com/show/0Pff6CCvQHDko1d1E4m4pJ?si=407a967931494545 Please Leave a Review on Apple Podcasts to help grow the show. Link Below. https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/off-n-beat-w-clint-nels

Author

Clint Nelson

Category

Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2025

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Episodes

#223 - "Yolked Angel Of Mine" & I have a Kitten Now 03.10.2023

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 223, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) lookin "Yolked" (1:02) Intro to the pod (2:20) Toy Story Broadcast of NFL Game..why? (5:48) bundle with state farm (6:34) "i have a legit kitten" (life update) (12:34) a tea bag is like a tampon (14:10) "Time is all we have"... (16:14) Angel of min...

#222 - "Sticky Booty Bandit" & It's Time to Quit Your Job 29.09.2023

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 222, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) "Booty Bandit" (3:43) Intro to the pod (5:01) cats are not daughters (7:41) Thinking about your own life & growth.. (8:41) NFL Gambling is harder than it looks.. (15:02) Breaking the "Everyday Cycle" & seats that smush your crotch (18:45) N...

#221 - Travis Kelce & I Have Something in Common... & "I Am a Narcissist" 27.09.2023

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 221, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Travis Kelce & I have something in common... (3:03) Intro to the Pod (3:41) Taylor Swift took over NFL Sunday (5:54) Podcast is growing..Goal for end of year! (7:44) "I am a Narcissist".. (17:02) Homeless may be your best option (18:50) Empathy...

#220 - Kast Media Fudging over the Podcast Industry & Remy Ma being STRIPPED DOWN in Rap BATTLE!! 25.09.2023

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 220, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) failing at commitment (1:37) Intro to the pod (2:14) archives like howard stern (2:58) Kast Media being exposed by theo von & other comedians, podcasters. (6:46) what do they actually do for podcasts? (9:30) why they didn't pay podcasters (14:5...

#219 - SZA Put Your Dick on SNOOZE & Being Poor has it's Benefits 22.09.2023

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 219, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) SZA put your Dick in 3rd place...barely (1:51) Intro to the pod (2:22) having a "childish spirit" (7:31) Police cam catching mom drowning her kid in bathtub (11:31) speculation if Ghosts are real (16:38) being poor has its benefits (18:44) should i...

#218 - Colorado Football Loves Illegal Streaming & Old People Stuck Working Makes a Young man Think 20.09.2023

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Don't forget to follow the pod on spotify, apple, or wherever you listen. enjoy. In Episode 218, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) disrespecting the ladies ph balance (1:02) Intro to the pod (1:32) Colorado football & Deion Sanders are taking over Illegal Streaming. (4:22) Energy being Drained...

#217 - Puns Get The Buns (Alien VS Child Predator) 15.09.2023

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 217, Clint Rambles about: aliens vs child predators, Corn is just 2 (or more) people having fun, reach as an "incfluencer", nelly & ashanti finally figured out "Whats luv", puns get the buns, Phd's vs Phatties, Amityville Horror wasn't possessed, naming your aborted child jasm...

#216 - As The World Flips..Flat Earthers Exist 11.09.2023

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 216, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Cold Open: Debunking Flat Earthers. "As the World..Flips?"... + Television foreshadowing future. (3:48) Intro to the pod (5:02) "When i see a hole..i play Whack a mole" (finding holes in your pants) (6:42) T Shirts Have a high body count..buying pe...

#215 - For All The Dogs...Cats Don't Have Hips (Prostitution should be Legal) 08.09.2023

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 215, Clint Rambles about: (0:01)selling bath salts to mormons , allys in alleys getting drugs, (2:23) intro to the pod (4:18) blackmailing dunkin donuts for a sponsorship (4:48) how a "view" on twitter differs from youtube (6:56) google alerts lied about "For All The Dogs" by Drake. (11:01) gre...

#214 - Tuesdays W/ Stories (i'm a proud TUESGAY) 04.09.2023

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 214, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) Opening monologue: being a "natty" guy with no enhancers, fuckboy hurts my feelings (3:18) Intro to the pod (4:07) I'm a Tuesgay (mark normand & joe list fan) (5:19) Streaming has turned into cable...Newsroom tv show thoughts (12:28) my dream podcast..(Tuesd...

#213 - Zaddy 101 31.08.2023

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Enjoy! In Episode 213, Clint Rambles about: being called a "zaddy", baseball coaches don't matter, Pay Disparity in a workplace, jobs & their so called "great opportunity", Ike Turner was on to something.., clint punishing his future child by putting back the Danimals, the georgia woman who tried to m...

#212 - Plant Me (Pod) Industry..I'm a Pretty, Quirky, Awkward White Boy (Drake..ur invited) 29.08.2023

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Enjoy! In Episode 212, Clint Rambles about: Without a Paddle, Life Insurance is Killin us, general life philosophy books, is Bobbi Althoff the 1st podcast industry plant?, "Quirky" & "Awkward" fake personalities in podcasting, women talking about how men are really "Feeling", crossfit athletes cant ri...

#211 - I Am Delusional 24.08.2023

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Enjoy! In Episode 211, Clint Rambles about: the attraction of delusional, "what are your macros?" guy, doing 200 hrs of life on the podcast, ufo whistleblowers in congress, wildfire conspiracy, "we've only seen 3% of the ocean"..,lawyer advertisements on radio, representing yourself in court should be pro...

#210 - Small Booty With The Cheetah Tattoo 21.08.2023

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Enjoy! In Episode 210, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Escalators at Braves Game (2:00) Girls with small booty & cheetah tattoo (4:28) New Pod. every mon - wed - fri (5:28) Clint's Full experience at Braves V.S Angels game. from the food prices, in between inning experience, etc. (13:11) Lizzo Accusations...

#209 - Pre-Workout Dream Pump 18.08.2023

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Enjoy! In Episode 209, Clint Rambles About: I was on my BS this episode. Too much to make time stamps today. I got work in a few hours. Thank you. Click link below to subscribe to the youtube channel & leave a thumbs up. Thanks https://youtu.be/FzhA8ubOSmw

#208 - You Will Stick it in the Wrong Hole 14.08.2023

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. (Podcast) Go follow on Spotify or Apple Podcasts. Enjoy! In Episode 208, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) pull the lana plug (adam 22 wife) (0:58) Intro to the pod. (2:00) I'm going bear mode (3:18) you will stick it in the wrong hole. (sex education in USA) (10:00) Genie from Aladdin is..."Top Heavy" (12:08) are we really...adaptable as we think? (15:00) Titanic: " Jack sho...

#207 - [APT] Alcohol, Podcasting, Training | "You should not drink Alcohol until your Successful" 12.08.2023

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIEES!! Clint is back, sucking more titties than ever. Enjoy! (Recorded on July 5, 2023) In Episode 207, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Andrew Tate: "You should not drink alcohol until your successful".. (4:02) Intro to the Pod. Follow Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson on Spotify or Apple Podcasts. (6:00) "I actually like squatting"..is that a sus statement? (7:08) Personal tra...

#206 - Fake Flexibility | "Women are just Financial Plans" , "Pursuit does not = Entitlement" 09.08.2023

Clint is back with another Fluid addition of the "Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson" Podcast. Enjoy! Go follow the show on spotify or apple podcasts. In Episode 207, Clint Rambles about: ( 0:28) Bible Thumper Ruslan KD response to Killer Mike. (4:15) Intro to the Pod. (5:35) harvard study on "What makes people happy?" (6:48)"I want a little Thor" blaming having children for your lack of competence (9:42)...

#205 - Next Level Mourning | "The Flash is dramatic & corny" + Marilyn Monroe is breast chicken 07.08.2023

After brief hiatus Clint is back . Enjoy this edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Go follow the show on Spotify or Apple Podcasts In Episode 205, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) "Next Level Mourning" T'shirt guy. (1:55) The CW makes the most dramatic, corniest, predictable stuff. (5:38) Clint's Bill Clinton impression. + Reviewing "the incident" (10:29) how do artists biggest songs be "Re-m...

#204 -Tongue N Cheek | "Lets just say..she can float on my noodle" [Ocean Gate Exposes Poor People] 10.07.2023

Welcome back to another Cheeky Edition of the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 204, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) The Pool Lady who was showing the "Cheeks" in front of a group of teens in my Neighborhood. (4:28) Intro to the Pod! (5:33) Ocean Gate Tragedy ( Titanic Expedition). Rich people deserve no empathy when they die i guess. Situation exposes real human nature. (20:30) Un...

#202- Socially Awkward Is Social Truth | "Mario Rios Taking over Fitness YouTube" 09.07.2023

#social #awkward #fitnessmodel Sorry for the brief absence , Clint is back thottier than a pop tart in this (drunken) edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 202, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Socially Awkward is the social truth. (3:10) Intro to the Pod. (Subscribe & Follow on Spotify or wherever you listen. (5:23) Mario Rios taking over Youtube. (10:00) 8 ft alien in y...

#201 - "Preparation Poops Podcasts" (PPP) | Marcellus Wiley Covers "The Real", I'm Mark Normand 23.06.2023

Welcome back to another "Uh Oh" edition of the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 201, Clint Rambles about: Marcellus Wiley covering the real uncomfortable stories in his podcast. (Trevor Bauer New Allegations). Preparation In Podcasts, Mark Normand Is Like Me, Adam Sandler is the Drake of Acting, "Male R&B is Dead" According to Summer Walker, Home Depot Girl goin Viral for...

#200 -"Slim Gym Bro" | Men Would Rather Start a Podcast Than go to Therapy & Alcoholism In Comedy 15.06.2023

Clint is back coping with a few things..still..in this Hour Long edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 200, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) "I'm a Slim Gym Bro" (0:28) Intro to the pod. (Don't forget to follow the pod on spotify & Subscribe to the channel) (1:06) "Just Go to Therapy"..Therapy is more detrimental than it is productive. (7:54) "Men Would rather start a pod...

#199 -"Pickleball Pregnancy" | ESPN Now Has Pickleball & Al Pacino Pregnancy Triggers the Morality 09.06.2023

Clint's gets all up in a arms over Pickelball on ESPN in this edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 199, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) ESPN is now showing Pickleball...(bruhh) (3:07) Intro to the podcast (Don't forget to follow the pod on Spotify & subscribe to the channel) (4:18) Al Pacino knocked up 29 year old girlfriend Noor Alfallah. (5:51) Cdrizzle97 takes over w...

#198 - "I Don't See Color..I'm Light Skinned" | i'm gonna be the #1(solo) Podcast In America 06.06.2023

Clint is blindly becoming the #1 podcaster in the world in front of your eyes in this Crazy OFF THE RAILS Edition of the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast! Enjoy! In Episode 198, Clint Rambles about: (0:38) Intro to the Pod (Don't forget to subscribe, and follow the pod on spotify or wherever you listen) (1:04) Kid comes out womb with a 9 incher. Sizeing up the boys. (3:05) Poppin the gambling ch...

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