Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

#122 - Death Spotted The Squat In Episode 122, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (2:00) The Lady who died Squatting 405 Lbs...In front of her Daughter. What is the job of the Spotter? Should he be charged? (22:32) 29 Year Old Personal Trainer who Died from (Caffeine Overdose) Consuming 200 Cups of Coffee In Caffeine Powder. Do you believe in Labels? Does he deserve any sympathy? (35:38) "Bigorexia" has...

#121 - Angel Soft Gooch [No Swipe Left Behind] In Episode 121, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (1:45) Consequence of Wiping The Gooch In Public. (11:18) Russell Westbrook Is Toilet Paper..The Lakers are the Gooch. (19:30) "9 Months & Counting": My Baby's been Born (21:54) Life's Too Good. I don't have enough problems. (24:22) *COSTCO Membership Rant , "I Have to Pay..To PAY Again??" (40:22) KKK W...

In Episode 120, Clint gives Free "Game" to the Men Struggling With the Ladies. Lays Out Scenarios for you to be successful in "Any" Situation With Women. Just Copy & Paste What Clint Says..Enjoy.

In Episode 119, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (1:34) "I Never Lost A Game, I Just Ran Out of Time" - Michael Jordan a breakdown of the quote, what if LeBron Said it? Fanboys of "Mentality" & "Ideologies", What if your child said this? Is Michael Jordan Toxic? (12:00) The Type of Dudes Who Copy & Paste "Alpha" Behaviors. The Type of Dude's who try to be "Like Mike". (17:10) Guy who wears "I'...

In Episode 118, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (1:30) Why is February the Shortest Month With Only 28 Days?..History behind Creations aren't always "Beautiful"...What are the "Odds"...Are Even Numbers Unlucky? (16:30) The "I Stand With Ukraine" People...The "If I Was Putin's Mother" Poem Girl..Should it be the National Anthem?.. (21:55) "I Once Worked with a Russian"..My Experience with his POV of V...

In Episode 117, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (2:30) Big Thank You! For the Podcast Recent Growth..Sharing My Analytics to you guys. How it Feels To be Moving Up the Charts. (9:18) Quik Trip Girl Update:...(She Keeps Me On My Toes) (14:40) I RIPPED MY JEANS!!...Struggling to find your "Fit" in Jeans. Getting "Tailored". When Pushing the Envelope on "Style"..Has Gone Too Far. (23:50) "No One Asked F...

In Episode 116, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (1:35) The Chandelier Store..Why?? (5:15) The Buzzfeed Article That Will PISS YOU OFF!!.. (28:45) Job Applications Rant.."Why Do YOU Need to KNOW My previous Employment References?" (32:24) Poem: "Crib Tales" (34:14) What would you do if you get THAT TEXT From THAT EX?.."Lets Talk" Should you do it? Is Curiosity a good reason? Is it ever worth it? (47:0...

In Episode 115, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:41) My Relationship with Sam Hunt. The Legalities of the Divorce. (7:00) How Sam's Music Foreshadows some of his "Marital" Misconduct. "Drinkin Too Much", "Make you Miss Me". Etc. (15:20) Sam Hunt is a Complex Individual With an Obsession for Love & Embattled Relationship with Faith. His Similarities to Drake. (20:00) Why the "Manosphere" can't d...

In Episode 114, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) [How To Make Her WANT YOU!] (1:36) Napoleon Dynamite Dance Inspiration, Why do we dance? What is a Dance Floor? (9:22) Khaki Pants Vs. Jeans on the Dance Floor. My "One Dance" Move. (17:51) "There's just Something about A Man in Khakis that Drives a Woman Wild!" The "Law of Attraction" With Khaki Pants. (23:35) [PIVOT MOMENT] "How I Met Your Mother"...I...

In Episode 113, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:57) Bob Saget Autopsy Report being Blocked by the Florida Courts. Is the public owed one? Why are autopsy's public information to begin with? (10:45) House Sitting?..What Am I Paying you For?..To Enjoy the Fruits of My Own Labor? (RANT Alert) (22:55) [DEEP DIVE] Theory on Why Subways in Wal-Mart are "Built Different". Anything that happens in A Wal-M...

In Episode 112, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) [BEST EPISODE IN Off N Beat HISTORY] (1:40) Valentines Day Thoughts: What's an "even exchange"?..Lingerie is Overrated (Sugar Pie Honey Bun)..The Problem With "Nudes". (15:00) The Milkman Rant Turned Into Old People Slander who Critique our Diet Choices. (YOUR FOOD OPTIONS SUCKED) (21:33) "Virtue Signaling" is Not Bad. (26:13) (THE BANK RANT) Stop Calli...

In Episode #111, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:50) My Biggest Super Bowl Takeaway (7:58) God & I Took A Viagra In Ibiza...Can God really Talk to you?..What really happens when you see the light?..Can he bring you back to life?..Being "Kinky" with an Irregular Heartbeat. (23:48) Watergate: Apartment Cutting Off Your Water (30:54) Waiting Room Etiquette: The Lady doing her Emails at Discount T...

The Nickelback Pod In Episode 110, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:43) Lifeguards deserve better. (10:19) "Slow Dancing in a Burning Room"..I fought a Bird...What's your "Nest" Worth"? (17:33) I studied Nickelback..I Cracked the "Every Song" Sounds the same Narrative With Chad Kroeger.. (21:51) Nickelback was the Drake of the 2000's..."I Got All The Hits Boy!" (31:20) Mainstream Music isn't always...

Welcome back to the Most Cynical Guy in the World...Clint Nelson. In Episode 109, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:17) The Problem With "Labels..."Gotta Keep Em Seperated". (Body Wash & Shampoo) (8:00) Poor People Love the Rainy Days & The "Sights". (When It Rains It Pours) (14:15) "Life's NOT a Mastercard Commercial...Priceless" (Credit Is EASY!) (25:28) Credit Score Is OVERRATED..and a We...

The Headgum Podcast Is Pure Garbage..Coming from one itself...With A Lot Less Viewers. In Episode 108, (Time Stamps Below) (0:02) Gas Station Car Washes...Why? (6:10) Quik Trip Girl Update: I Got Demoted to..."Mhmm" (9:07) I'm TIRED of the DISRESPECT as a Customer. (11:19) "Unreleased" Music...But somehow I Heard It.. (15:01) Playboy Mansion Was "Toxic" & "Misogynist" According to Allegations....

Hit The Follow, Leave a Review, Subscribe. In Episode 107, (Time Stamps Below) (1:03) Opening Rant: STOP Parking in front of Stores with "HAZARD" LIGHTS On. (10:53) Tom on MySpace Did it the Right Way...He SOLD TF OUT!! (13:27) A Friend Kicking you off their "Top 8"..Used to be Fighting Words..Literally. (17:54) Whoopi Goldberg "Suspension" from "The View" is Pointless. (30:17) [GUM-GATE] Breaking...

In Episode 106, (Time Stamps Below) (0:03) "What If the Shoe was on the Other Foot?"..Is it Worth Losing a Friend? (7:55) Kanye West "Creative Genius" has become a poor excuse for fans. (13:16) Kanye West & Britney Spears have some uncomfortable similarities.. (15:50) Is Bottle Water Really a SCAM?..(Dasani should be Illegal) (22:45) Sponsor. (Liquid IV) (25:27) "Punch The FUCKING LOCK!!"..I D...

In Episode 105, (Time Stamps Below) (0:08) A Stereotype was Officially Confirmed on "Accident"..(The Chick Fil' A Girls) (10:20) "The Space Between"..The Dave Matthews Band & "White Chicks" is Massive. (13:25) "How do you win Actor of the Decade..but never Win any Awards in that Decade?"..(Awards show Idiocy in Music, Entertainment, & Sports) (21:05) Why I hate the word "Manifestation". (2...

In Episode 104, (Time Stamps Below) (0:19) Getting the Response.."Likewise" (Is it Rude?) (8:15) "Peak" Times to Podcast & My Weight Loss Path. (10:52) Bragging about "Independence". (You're not always Right) (15:00) Joe Rogan's 10 Minute "Hello Friends" Video on "Controversies" (16:20) Learning about "Ecosexual"..(Just making up shit now) (17:57) The Best Part of Vacuuming is... (20:45) The P...

In Episode 103, (Time Stamps Below) (0:35) Babies R' Us Sneaky Plan. (2:32) Listening to your own Podcast. (5:17) D.A.R.E Program Coming after "Euphoria". (11:00) Three Days Grace's Album "One X" is a Legit "No Skips" Classic Album. P.S. You cant just replace Adam Gontier. (17:12) Going through your "Emo" Phase. When you first start getting Attached to Music. (19:37) "I Don't Listen to Women"..."A...

In Episode 102, (Time Stamps Below) Opening Thoughts: Why can you hold in your Poop while peeing but not vice versa? (6:06) Dear People who Split "Exact" Bills at Restaurants. (8:30) Being the "Outcast" in a Group Setting.( My Recent Experience at a Party) (16:30) All Apartments are the Same. (18:30) Playing Board Games at Parties. (21:18) Judging a Persons Rug & Condiments. (24:55) Who really...

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson (Audio on Spotify & Apple Podcasts) In Episode 101, Rants Include: (3:00) Chipotle is the Most Overrated Restaurant In America, Economic experts who hate the Wage Scale, 2 Dudes Fucking in the Shower Joke, Breaking Down the Song "Remember the Name", Accounting, Riding in a Rented Tesla, "Monopoly" is not a fun game, Real Estate is a Scam, Doctors can be Assholes Too,...

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson (Audio on Spotify & Apple Podcasts) In Episode 100, Rants Include: "Hollering From The Passenger Side" At Del Taco, Doing 100 Episodes, Getting Sent Home Early from Work, The Purge "Theory", Moral Codes in Mobs, Ethan Klein Sucks, Removing Jordan Peterson Interview, Advertisement in Podcasts, Ungrateful Homelessness, The "Big Gulp" is Overrated, Judging Homeless Peop...

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson (Audio on Spotify & Apple Podcasts) In Episode 99, Clint Is BACK! Clint's Rants Include: Nyquil is Amazing!, "Connect" With Drake, Hot Sauce in the Condom..Is it "Immoral?", The Billboard Asking "Are You Sexually Risky"?, Escape Rooms, Recyclable Straws Suck, Homemade Stuff is Overrated, The Humanization of Animals & Children, "Tick Tick Boom" Quick Review, Conve...

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson (Audio on Spotify & Apple Podcasts) In Episode 98, Rants Include: (0:03)Relapsing on Ghost, Commercialized Gyms (Planet Fitness, La Fitness), Dying on New Years Eve, Women being Harassed at work, Taco Bell Girl being Uncomfortable, Winning a Lawsuit against your Employer, White Chicks Controversy, (30:10)James Franco Teaching "Sex Scenes", Supporting Friends is Overr...