Clint Nelson

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

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The Corniest Guy you'll find. With Substance...and puns. Come "Off N Beat" W/ Clint Nelson. Email : cnelsonatl589@gmail.com for any business stuff. Spotify Link Below: (Follow the Show, Hit Notifications, & Leave a 5 Star Review . https://open.spotify.com/show/0Pff6CCvQHDko1d1E4m4pJ?si=407a967931494545 Please Leave a Review on Apple Podcasts to help grow the show. Link Below. https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/off-n-beat-w-clint-nels

Author

Clint Nelson

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2025

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Episodes

EP.97. "Poor Me..Pour Me Another Drink" (Broadway Girls) 02.01.2022

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Comedy Podcast. (Audio on Spotify & Apple Podcasts) In Episode 97, "Broadway Girls" went from "Meh" to "Fire" after a few listens to Clint. (10:00)Rants Include: Copy & Pasting, Name Pronunciation, Overthinking Meaning In Songs, "Flakka"(Zombie Drug), Pat Mcafee being "Accountable" for Aaron Rodgers Opinions, Hypocrisy of Promoting Gambling & Alcoho...

EP.96. "Send Me..Your Location" ("How Are You Today?") 28.12.2021

Send Me Your Location ("How Are You Today?") In Episode 96, Clint Wonders about: ​Random Snapchat Friend Requests, Lady who says "What has this World Come To", Customer Satisfaction, "How are you Today?", Flavored Water, Bill Burrs Monday Morning Podcast Influence, Not Enjoying Sports Anymore, Wants and Needs Changing As you Age, Jake Paul & Tyron Woodley being "Rigged", Now being a TOP 200 Co...

EP.95, "Merry Christmas Pod" (Is Santa Real?..And on Adderall?) 25.12.2021

Merry Christmas Pod In Episode 95, Clint Wonders about the "Most Wonderful Time Of the Year"... And the Age Old Question.."Is Santa Real?"...Then admits to thinking about Trying DRUGS!!(Adderall)..Should you feel guilty watching someone working on christmas?..Clint still has a hard time understanding the Family Tree..And Lastly, What Clint Wishes for Christmas..(Here's your hint: Anthony Jeselnik...

EP. 94. "Meagan Good Got That WAT!! (Wet Ass Tongue) 24.12.2021

In Episode 94, Clint's Rants Include: Soap Operas, Meghan Good Eating Booty After Her Divorce, Are Sex Scenes Neccesary? John Legend Lyrics, Kids Watching Violence in Movies, Fast Food in 2020's Advertisement V.S. Cigarette Advertisement in the 80's, Religion is Powerful, Forgiveness is Overrated, Travis Scott Concert Thoughts, And Unwarranted Wisdom To Round up the Pod. Full Video Link: https://y...

EP.93. "Your Mother Never Hugged You" (Motivational Quotes) 21.12.2021

In Episode 93, Clint Rants about: "Motivational" Quotes on Instagram, The "Your Mother Never Hugged You" Guy, (19:10) Billie Eilish "Porn is a Disgrace", We all are Capable of Murder, Dear Self Righteous $70,000 a Year Guy..Weigh Your own Banannas" And More. Full Link Below: https://youtu.be/CVVyw6txAO0

EP.92. "Dear Charity, Let Me See the Accounting" (Character Development Is a "You" Problem) 17.12.2021

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson (Audio on Spotify & Apple Podcasts) In Episode 92, Rants Include: (1:00)Finding a Dollar Bill at the Park, Donating to Charity, "Let me See the Accounting" (Elon Musk), Tracking your Taxes, (16:00)Update on Progress of his Film. 2 Hour Movies Perception, Netflix movies suck, (23:02)"Film Buffs" are Annoying, Peoples basic Critique of every film, "Character Developmen...

EP.91. "I Miss The Sexual Harassment" (My Routine Is Now Broken) 15.12.2021

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Comedy Podcast (On Spotify & Apple Podcasts) In Episode 91, Clint's Rants Include: Missing being sexually harassed at work, Jalen Rose & Molly Qerim Divorce Rumors, Being "Separated" but Not Divorced, "I Wish you Nothing but the Best"...It's Okay Not to.. No One Buys Tabloid Magazine, Routines & Cycles are meant to be broken. Breaking down :"Pipe Do...

EP.90. "She Will Be Loved" (Just Not At A Travis Scott Concert) 13.12.2021

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Ranting Comedy Podcast (On Spotify & Apple Podcast) In Episode 90, Clint's Rants Include: Lo-Fi Beats, "Our Bodies are Vehicles" (Irony), Casting Roles are getting insane, Wolverine being horny, Trainwreck doesn't age well, (19:50) Travis Scott is basically a Maroon 5 Concert, Cannibal Holocaust, What if Drake & Rihanna had a Baby??, The Impact of Kimbo...

EP.89. "Mercy Rule" (Crab Legs are OVERRATED) [Comedy Podcast] 11.12.2021

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Ranting Comedy Podcast. (On Spotify & Apple Podcasts) In Episode 89, Clint's Rants Include: Having a key to the city, The Big Chicken Being in Georgia, Capitals of States, Cats before getting hit vs humans, "Critically Acclaimed" Movies, "Friday the 13th" is caused by bad parenting, Grown Men and Hot Dogs, Critiquing others Weight, Girls are Alcoholics at 2...

EP.88. "Hey Arnold!...Palmer" (Trapped in The Drive Thru) 09.12.2021

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Comedy Podcast In Episode 88, Rants Include: What if I had $20 Million? Doordash Lady who demanded more "Tips".Self Worth is Overrated, Raising your Kids, Dog Award shows, College Football Coaches Making BANK!!, Student Loans, "Position To Succeed", (33:30) "Trapped in the Drive Thru"..How long is too long to be waiting in the drive thru?.. Video Link Below: ht...

EP.87. "Should You Use Public Restrooms?"(Sharing Toilet Seats, MPMD (JRE), Writing a Film) 07.12.2021

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Comedy Podcast. In Episode 87, Clint "Kneeds" a lovely lady, Klay Thompson Returns! Derek from "More Plates More Dates" Makes History on JRE! Joe Budden Podcast is a Cautionary Tale, Robert Griffin III Tell All Book. (19:00) Unpopular Opinion: "Public Restrooms are not that bad"..Should you wait til you get home?.. Cont. Final Rants Include: Women Don't wash th...

EP.86. "Funerals & Half Sandwiches(Lunch Specials)...Are SCAMS"..(WHAT AM I PAYING FOR??) 01.12.2021

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson (Audio on Spotify & Apple Podcast) In Episode 86, Clint rants on trying chapstix for 1st time, Paychecks, being "young, dumb, broke", (5:10)Funeral Service & Cost(Why do we Rush to make them happen?), RANT ALERT:(11:49) "Lunch Specials" are Disrespectful Scams!!!..How the hell is getting HALF A SANDWICH!! Special??, PJ Washington took an L..but now hes "Bounced B...

EP.85. "The Ego of Polygamy" (Polygamy Is Like Drugs...) [John Mayer to Taylor Swift: "Go F..] 29.11.2021

In Episode 85, Clint rants on NO Mac & Cheese on Thanksgiving. Politics is like Mowing your neighbors lawn. Being a Home Owner is OVERRATED! Polygamy Vs. Monogamy: Polygamy entails insecurities as well.."Polygamy is like Drugs...shouldn't promote to young kids..but you let people figure it out as they get older". (7:15) Being "open minded" doesn't exclude insecurity...The Attack on Social Norm...

EP.84. "Courtney from Hooters on Peachtree" [STORYTIME]:The Gay Sauna one..(True Story) 23.11.2021

In Episode 84, Clint reveals his Net Worth. Asking for Melted Butter at IHOP. The Deceptive TRUTH on "All You Can Eat". Free Refills Ending. Chrissy Teigen Eyebrow Transplant. "You Really want purpose"? Adopt some kids then. LeBron James & Isiah Stewart exchange Blood. "Courtney from Hooters on Peachtree" is an ATL landmark just like Delta, Coca-Cola, Varsity etc. How to "Slow Dance In A Burni...

EP.83. "Man In The Box" (WHYYY ME?!), YouTube Removing Dislikes Helps No One! 19.11.2021

In Episode 83, Clint Rambles about being a "Man in the Box", The "Why Me?" Complex, YouTube Removing the Dislike Button. Let the Trolling Begin! , Putting your girlfriends ass on thumbnails (ClickBait). Pride of putting in a "honest day" of work. STORYTIME: Clint Rants on a former customer ...Summary. She's a an absolute piece of shit. (Who Let the Dogs Out?) Is a dog licking your balls considered...

EP.82. "I Handle Packages" (The Nut Job) 17.11.2021

In Episode 82, CONGRATULATIONS! Clint Is no longer unemployed!! Clint's Overall thoughts on the Process of finding a job in 2021.(3:27) Quick Thoughts on DaniLeigh & DaBaby Incident.(10:56) A little Toxicity is good for you.(12:45) "Throw in the Towel"..on Hot & Cold Showers. (14:18) A Colonoscopy is like an "Oil Change"..Should we get them more often?..Asking for a friend.(25:03) How Not to Shave...

EP.81. "Treadmill Therapy" (Leave Me ALOOONE) [GYM ETIQUETTE 101 EPIC RANT] 12.11.2021

In Episode 81, STORYTIME Edition: GYM ETIQUETTE 101: Clint goes on a 40 Minute rant on the guy who interrupted his workout on College Football Saturday. DON'T Talk to people on TREADMILLS or Touch my shoulders. Why he hates Clemson now. Why young people are stressed. Respecting your Elders has officially run it's course. Did I overreact?...or Act Properly?(3:35) Full Video Below: https://youtu.be/...

"Political Nymphomaniac" (should I QUIT?, Emmanuel Acho, common sense, political trash) |EP.80.| 10.11.2021

In Episode 80, Clint opens with "Nymphomaniac". Perspective on Critical YouTube Comments. Should you quit if you suck? Emmanuel Acho is best sports analyst on T.V. right now. Aaron Rodgers and Kyrie Irving being used by media outlets. Political Television (Fox News and CNN) are complete trash. Not Everything is "Liberal" or "Woke". Political Buzzwords. Common Sense is lacking most. The Focus of "S...

"Message In a Bottle" (drunk texting, old school romance is OVERRATED, Boxers Or Briefs?) |EP.79.| 06.11.2021

In Episode 79, "You Gotta Keep Em Separated" (Laundry Day), Old School Romance Is highly...Well Romanticized, A "Message in a Bottle" is a drunk text today . People who defend Bill Cosby, Trevor Bauer, Michael Jackson (sex offenders). Reading Apple Podcast Reviews, In Case No ones told you...No one cares for your political views. Pet Peeve of an Avid Podcast Listener (Long Openings). Effects of ru...

EP.78. "Tugging My Anthony Weiner" (Good For You) 05.11.2021

#RobertSarver #Anthony Weiner #AaronRodgers #GoodForYou #RelationshipAdvice In Episode 78, Clint Masters the"Solo" Act , Walt Disney, Taking your work home with you, Anthony Weiner W/ Michael Scott (The Office), Robert Sarver & Phoenix Suns Controversy, Open Door Policies are Overrated, Trix Cereal Loyalty, Michael Myers has a Friend, Aaron Rodgers Vs Kyrie Irving Vaccination Situations, Whitney C...

EP.77. "D.U.I" (don't undervalue intent) [Henry Ruggs] 04.11.2021

In Episode 77, Clint "Weighs" in on Zion Williamson criticism for his Body, A Texas Coach's Monkey Biting a Kid on Halloween, 99% of Movies are Trash According to these "Experts", (18:35) Henry Ruggs being Charged With Felony DUI Charge, We don't need to have sympathy for everyone..(26:30) Why people are wrong to criticize Calvin Ridley, Lane Johnson, and Ben Simmons for taking time away from the...

EP.76. "Shake It Off" (Country Club W/ Extra Mayo) 01.11.2021

In Episode 76, We Quick Hit Through Topics: Alec Baldwin & Prop Guns, The Art of Buying a Christmas Tree, The NASA Channel, Toothpicks in Club Sandwiches, The Bachelor Is Pathetic, Preference V.S. Fetish, Fantastic 4, Curiosity of a Stalker. And More.

EP. 75. "ME & U" [SPOTIFY EXCLUSIVE] 29.10.2021

In honor of this being the 75th Episode of the "Off N Beat" Podcast W/ Clint Nelson..We turn Back the clock of How this All Started...A SPECIAL REWIND to the Very 1st Episode of the Podcast.."The Pilot"...Hope you Enjoy! PS: Spotify won't let me post Episode 74 for whatever reason. So if you wanna hear or see Episode 74, Can Find on Wherever else you get podcasts. Or go to the YouTube Channel. Vid...

Joke of The Day#1: What did the Mentally Challenged Cat Dip... 29.10.2021

The Mentally Challenged Cat one. Plus: "Little Debbie"

EP.74. Bridget Phetasy On Joe Rogan Blames Men for Not Valuing Her "PRIME" . PLUS: Men & Paternity Leave. 29.10.2021

In Episode 74, (0:01) In Episode 1725 of Joe Rogan Experience, Bridget Phetasy thinks there should be a "Special Place In Hell" for Men who wasted her "Prime"..And Women's Fertile Window...Is it someone else's responsibility to care about something you didn't value at the time? ...(31:45)Should Men get Paternity Leave? Does it Ingrain a "Lazy Incentive" in Men? And More... Full Video Below: https:...

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