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In Episode 73, Remember, STAY AWAKE!...(2:00) Why are Anteaters so Big?...(9:25) Should you lay in a cold tub if you were attacked by Fire Ants?... (14:55) BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm in the process of finishing writing my first Short Short Film Script. If anyone is interested in potentially being involved in this Project. Leave a comment below or E-Mail Me at my E-Mail. (Listed below in Description). I...

In Episode 72, Clint Complains about his Chromebook (Again), Why his Brief Absence from his baby (The Podcast), Reflection on Turning 26. How his 26th made him feel different than any other one. Why he's become less cynical on people celebrating birthdays. Why your birthday is not just "Another Day". But Also..Just cause it's your birthday, That DOESN'T REQUIRE ANYONE'S TIME just cause it's your "...

In Episode 71, Clint Lets LOOSE. No one is Safe. Not your mom singing Happy Birthday, Not Telephone Poles, Not "Deep" Thinkers, Not your Local Dairy Queen, Not Domestic Violence, Not His Neighbors, Not his Chromebook, Not the YouTube Comment Section, Not Jon Gruden, Not your Vehicle. Absolutely NOTHING! Sometimes we just have to get some things off our chest...Your NEXT!

What Jon Gruden's "Resignation" cause of his E-Mails, exposes about our hyper defensive society. Why do we feel a need to find a way to defend bad behavior?

In Episode 70, The Weekend Update: Tyson Fury Vs Deontay Wilder Is an Example of what true entertainment is supposed to be in sports.(1:55)..Kim Kardashian Hosted SNL..Was It Good? Did she take a spot from someone more "Qualified"?. Well, No. (Review) (5:55) Cris Collinsworth is one of best announcers in all of sports. So...Whats With the all the hate nationally? Do we just want boring announcers...

In Episode 69, CNN & Fox News Shouldn't be played in Gyms for Safety Reasons. The Hypocrisy of everyone criticizing LeBron James for his Vaccine Statement. The Irony of people who call Athlete's "Privileged". If Athletes are "Just Athletes" then why do you hold them to the standard that they're more than athletes? (3:27) Why Men hate the doctor. Do guys get worse treatment at the doctors than wome...

Intro: "It's Never That Deep" Podcast With Omar and Fanoo. One of my new favorite show's out here. Links to their Show will be Below in the Description. Ill be getting shouted out on their episode next Friday. Don't Miss it.(0:01 - 3:28) In Episode 68, Not so lovely love handles (fake body positivity) (3:48). "Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" (Overused Fake Internet Quotes)...

In Episode 67, In honor of "Seinfeld" now streaming on Netflix. We give you a beautiful episode about absolutely Nothing...A lot of Dry Terrible Puns and Jokes in this one..That include but not limited to: Katy Perry , Justin Timberlake, Tying in Sports is an abomination, and Sex Booths, ... Rant Alert: on people who complain about Bill Simmons , Armchair Expert, and Joe Rogan for "Selling Out" to...

Glimpse into Personality & Clip from EP.63. "Ass Itching" (Finger Licking Good)

In Episode 66, Unemployment has been fantastic... Recovery Centers Don't Want you to Recover... Would we be better in "Pleasantville"?...What the hell is with the name "Popcorn" Ceiling...Data Privacy is Overrated... Tyga being "Exposed" with Transgender... LGBTQ Supporters view this as a negative, But Why?...Dating Racists...People who make "I'm Not Racist" Videos Lack a lot of self awareness...A...

In Episode 65, I Review the "Britney Vs Spears" Netflix Documentary,,,Should conservatorship be even legal?...Was Britney's case a worst case scenario situation?...Would you ever put your Child under a conservatorship so they wouldn't become homeless?...How does "Britney Vs Spears" connect in comparison to "Leaving Neverland"?...Why do we wait for decades to talk about something instead of address...

In Episode 64, 6 Inches of the Yips... Selfishness being celebrated... If you come out feet first will you have a foot fetish?... Everything in life in connects (Joel Osteen)...My Review on Reading Podcast Reviews of Podcasts I Already Review...Why I don't talk about the Vaccine...If you have to be an expert give an opinion..then life would just be a huge silent film... And More (This Episode suck...

In Episode 63, Does it Make you "Curious" to enjoy itching your asshole? What to Do when your ass starts itching in public? Is it just "Incidental Contact"? Why Does it Itch in the First Place? What To Do When you see Someone Itching their ass in public. When Have You Gone "Too Far"?(3:15)...Was It Worth It?...Probably Not. Unless You have Gap Insurance.(20:00)...By Default, Do Humans Connect With...

In Episode 62, Clint Shits on his new look With His Headband....Clint Recaps Seeing Someone Do Cocaine in Person...Gives his analysis on the Gabby Petito Murder..Based off Seeing the Cop Cam(10:50)...Serial Killers and Cults Get Mad...Love. Do Serial Killer TV Shows and Documentaries Influence A Heavier Attraction to these Behaviors? (16:00)...Should Rehab be Mandatory?...Plus a Reflection on Past...

In Episode 61, Is Kim Kardashian a Positive Female Role Model?(1:00)...Should You Take the Money, or Sit Down with Jay Z for an Hour?(5:10)...An Untold Urban Legend Story of Cinderella and the Mice(14:35)-(28:10)....Conspiracy Theories, None are Just Pulled out of Thin Air. Are They Neccesary for Critical Thinking? The Gullible Eddie Bravos are the worst Aspects. But Being Completely Negligent is...

In Episode 60, (0:03) I Made Someone Break Down Crying. And It Felt Great. But Was It Neccesary?..(5:02) Why Do We Pretend to Give a Damn to "Catch Up" when we "Run" Into People?...(9:57) Is God Really "Testing You"?...(15:40)How Much Extra should you pay to have a Dog in Apartment?..(17:20) Chinese Restaurants Deep Dive: Are there really cats and dogs in your Chinese Take Out?...Is "Dollar Scoop"...

In Episode 59, A Little Story of "Young Love" At the Theater, Vaccine Mandates Aren't a Big Deal I Guess...R Kelly's Influence on Your Favorite Artist and Me....Self Help Guru BS...Why I Wanna Elbow Someone In the Face...Cautionary Tale Before Quitting Your Job...Being "Busy" doesn't Equal "Production" ...Having Free Time Really Makes you think of all the Shit you don't have...Forgiving Yourself T...

In Episode 58, How a Butterfly in 2nd grade during a Fire Drill Paved the way I View Life.(1:55)...Karen Civil Deep Dive ...Is She a Fraud?..The Karen Civil Vs Joyner Lucas Situation...Why is she considered a "Digital Marketing Strategist" When No one that has worked with her says she does that Well?...(8:10) And More..

In Episode 57, (Gym Update) What the 1st Week of Working Out Feels Like...Why Curling & Tearing Your Biceps is like Having your Heart Broken...How To Hide Your Man Titties When Running on Treadmill(2:05)...New York Giants Vs Washington TNF Review. ..Plus NFL Review of Week 1.(9:15)...Seeking Attention Will Make Me Give You Less of it,.. Is Self Promoting A Turn Off?(14:15)...The Hasan Piker Contro...

In Episode 56, (Open Thoughts Edition) We Get into a highly controversial subject of Cultural Appropriation & Culture Vulture. This is made to have an open forum on the confusing aspects of what it is and what it isn't. This is more of thinking out loud then a Definite opinion. Hope you enjoy the Discussion. Are Justin Timberlake & Justin Bieber Examples of being Culture Vultures in their music?(3...

In Episode 55, We Throw Punches at the Atrocity of an Event of Evander Holyfield Vs. Vitor Belfort and Anderson Silva Vs Tito Ortiz...Why it was one of the most uncomfortable things I've Watched in Sometime. Was this a Cautionary Tale of What's can go wrong when the interest overrides whats realistic?(1:30)...Also We Ask the Age old Question...If She Rejects your proposal, Is IT OVER??!! Is There...

In Episode 54, We Get "Experimental" With "Leaving the Door Open". Can you be Experimental and Not have your Sexuality Questioned?..It's a Fine Line...Are Dogs considered Pedestrians on Crosswalks?....Review on Sam Hunt's New song "23"..and More.

In Episode 53, Is "Certified Lover Boy" The Most Toxic, Beautiful, FuckBoy Album Of All Time?..This Album Gives Most Insight of The Growth of Drakes Reality of Growing from Hopeless Romantic to Being Hopeless for Genuine Love... Clint Goes Full Track By Track With an Album Review of Drakes "Certified Lover Boy". "A combination of Toxic Masculinity and Acceptance of Truth which is Inevitably Heartb...

In Episode 52, We Talk about What People Enjoy About Albums, The Disney Business Model to create Action from it's consumers, Why do we just ignore the obvious, to sound like everything has a deeper meaning then what it is?(because people are idiots), Why do Men Murder their Families?, Why we as citizens are better off not knowing everything our government is doing(overreaction), Why knowing Less i...

Comedy Pun Compilation Edition In Episode 51, We Get Out of our Comfort "Space" and just go deep into the "Area 51" Abyss with Puns in Excess. Enjoy.