Clint Nelson

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

Comedy EN ↓ 349 episodes

The Corniest Guy you'll find. With Substance...and puns. Come "Off N Beat" W/ Clint Nelson. Email : cnelsonatl589@gmail.com for any business stuff. Spotify Link Below: (Follow the Show, Hit Notifications, & Leave a 5 Star Review . https://open.spotify.com/show/0Pff6CCvQHDko1d1E4m4pJ?si=407a967931494545 Please Leave a Review on Apple Podcasts to help grow the show. Link Below. https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/off-n-beat-w-clint-nels

Author

Clint Nelson

Category

Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2025

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Episodes

EP. 50."If I Die, I Die...So Go Ahead and Spike My Lemonade and Itch My A**Hole for Co Dependency" 30.08.2021

In Episode 50, Clint Quenches his Thirst about Beyonce's Lemonade(2:00) Reflection on being half a century episodes in. There's nothing Wrong with Living Casually compared to the Grind Everyday Culture(10:39) Why the "If I Die, I Die" Mentality is a Shitty Excuse when you start putting other people Lives at risks.(16:00) How Social Media has fucked our way of seeing the world for what it is.(20:10...

EP. 49. "Unconditional LOYALTY, LOYALTY, LOYALTY...Is Not Love...It's Actually Pretty Damn Toxic" 27.08.2021

In Episode 49, Heres the Rundown: Why Blind Loyalty is Stupidity at it's finest(4:30) Why Marriage Isn't outdated...And why the courts Being involved is actually not a terrible thing...Just What's happening now with Divorce Settlements is a heavy over correction...Just needs a common sense revision(21:00) Why you gotta be careful to listen to Divorcees talk about how terrible marriage is. (36:00)...

EP.48. "Low Energy Pod & Puns" 25.08.2021

In Episode 48, We Drain You of any charisma, excitement, will to live, or anything of meaning in this episode by being such a Fun "Low Energy" Guy . Full Video Below: https://youtu.be/EXMzOCNXrn0

EP. 47. T Mobile Hack, Letting Go of Past, Phone Loyalty, Marriage Doesn't Always Equal "Love" 24.08.2021

In Episode 47, T Mobile Got Hacked and Fucked Up My Phone...Conveniently around the same time as the Data Breach. (2:25)...How this has actually been the best thing that's ever Happen To Me...Now I Can't Hold onto the past..And my Nudes..and have phones become the ultimate hoarding device? (8:52)...Why You should Be Loyal to Your Phone Like You would Your Wife...Don't Upgrade(16:39)... In Marriage...

EP. 46. "Fresh & Fit Are Like Your Parents....Do As I Say, Not as I Do" 23.08.2021

In Episode 46, In Response to the Fresh And Fit Saga, We get into How much Does the Messenger Have to reflect the Message? (1:40)...When "Loving Yourself" has Blind Consequences. (Body Image Issue)(29:00)...How much is a parents responsibility for how their Child Ends Up?(33:45) Full Video Below: https://youtu.be/aztkE8JGSv0

EP.45.Drake & Sam Hunt Are Pivotal for their Genre's Casual Listener (Genre Bending Discussion) 21.08.2021

In Episode 45, (2:15) We Get into, Is Genre Bending Hurting Country Music specifically? But Also Why the "Crossover" Artist such as Drake & Sam Hunt are Vital to growing the popularity of their Genre, Especially in the Streaming Age. It's a very interesting discussion. I would recommend to go check out Grady Smith's Channel for a more professional opinion on this matter. Full Video Link Below: htt...

EP.44. "Mr. Brightside" [Off The Rails Edition] 20.08.2021

In Episode 44, In this Special Friday Edition We go "Off the Rails" Touching on Kanye West, My Shoulders,Barry Bonds, People who take Pictures in Fields, Michael Jackson, Future creating more Future's, Righteous Parents, People who Challenge your Happiness, Brittany Renner, and More. Full Video On Youtube Below: https://youtu.be/JoWaUUtGuoA

EP. 43. "Saved By The Bell" 19.08.2021

In Episode 43, We get corny, Out of Bounds..and make no Damn Sense. With A lot of Damn References..Hope You Enjoy. YouTube Full Episode Link Below: https://youtu.be/_RDblAaQxW4

EP. 42. "Nothing Was The Same"...After This Pod.. (Cringe Compilation of Puns) 17.08.2021

In Episode 42, So Many Puns...We just go off the rails here...Enjoy. WARNING: A Lot of Cringe & Puns. Viewer Discretion Advised. EP.42. Video Link Below: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvkRhE2WHPc

EP. 41. "That's Great...No One Asked" 16.08.2021

In Episode 41, We get into Should Schools start Implementing strict Technology Limitations during the School Day for the Future of the Youth?(12:20)...Defining a Specific action Doesn't Define Your Character as a person overall...unless you believe it actually applies.(20:30)...Review of the Bradley Martyn, Surgeon and "Masters Degree Lady"...The Irony of the Whole Situation is Beautiful.(40:20)

EP. 40. "Awkward Appropriation" 15.08.2021

In Episode 40, We get Awkward on...Awkwardness. How You can tell when someones pretending to be awkward for Social Gain.(2:30)..(How Ironic is that Statement)...The Pros and cons of being Socially Awkward and the Misconceptions of being as such. Hope You Enjoy Today's Episode.

EP. 39." Talladega Nights: The Ballad of BERT KREISCHER" [Bertcast Review] 12.08.2021

Off N Beat Podcast W/ Clint Nelson Episode 39 (Time Stamps Below) Clint's Day of Drama With Roadside Assistance(0:45) ..."Hoe" Vs "Experimental" Phase (4:30) ...Bert Kreischer Story to Becoming one Of Biggest Stand Up Comedians Today...How Bill Burr and Joe Rogan Helped Save His Career(7:08) ...How Stand Up Comedy Is the Ultimate Craft (15:35) ...Inside the Mindset of People who are insecure and s...

EP.38. "Boogie Nights & Character Development = Cruel Intentions" 11.08.2021

In Episode 38, Clint Takes His Car Being Broke Down as a Forced Opportunity To Self Reflect and Do Better.(2:20)....Update on the Recent Spike in Growth of the Podcast...And Why Intentions in Why You Do What You Do Matters(10:10)...How Self Loathing and Hatred Start...And How it Effects those who struggle with their Weight(17:00)....Should Exotic Pets be Allowed?(25:45)...Rant On People Who Overus...

EP.37. "Vaccine Forms are Like Essential Workers...We Only Care About Them To Our Convenience" 10.08.2021

In Episode 37, A Self Reminder to not take Everyday Things for granted.(2:25)...My Thoughts on the New York Vaccine Form Mandate and Potential Domino Effect With that (8:00)...How Big Business Such as Wal-Mart Will operate after pandemic.(26:55)...How Essential Workers have Been truly treated During and After Pandemic...And Rant on "I Want You Fired" Lady(39:00) And More

EP.36. Call Her Daddy Showed Why Barstool Matters,Podcasters Who Ask for Donations Should Be Clowned 08.08.2021

In Episode 36, Podcasters and YouTube Creators Live Streaming for "Donations" seems Like a Money Grab and Manipulative.(4:15) ..."Call Her Daddy" With Barstool Sports Is the Perfect Example of why Platforms are Just as Vital to Getting a Podcast or Creator Seen.(13:00)....Is Podcasting Losing the Essence of What Made It Pop in the Media Main Stream?(28:55)....And More. Intro: "I Got a Yacht" From...

EP.35.Stop Diagnosing People For the Love Of Christ,Nicole Arbour Review,Dr Dre's Daughter Homeless 07.08.2021

In Episode 35, Clint Goes in on Armchair Experts and why It's Dangerous for us to be out here "Diagnosing" each other for our own personal gain(0:15) Nicole Arbour is just someone who capatalizes on subjects she knows will get attention...but doesn't wanna deal with the ramifications of that attention seeking..shocker.(26:28) Clint then gives his thoughts on the real underlying issue with Dr Dre's...

EP.34. "Yeonmi Park Interview on Joe Rogan Is The Best Podcast Episode I've Ever Listened To" 06.08.2021

In Episode 34, Clint Digs in Archives and Reads an “Unreleased” Rap called “Should I Save that Message?”(0:20)...Has Social Media Become more of a Routine than an Indulgence?(6:20)...Clint Reviews And Reflects on Episode 1691 of Joe Rogan Experience W/ Yeonmi Park (22:30)...It is Moving and Will Make You Feel Like an Asshole for the Shit You and I Complain About..I would Recommend You Guys Go Chec...

EP.33. [30 Minute Improv Musical] "The Morning She Made Me Pancakes" 04.08.2021

In Episode 33, Clint Performs an Original Improv Short Musical Called, "The Morning She Made Me Pancakes".Performance Starts at (11:20). Ends at (39:45) It's a Story of Guy Who Learns More than he Bargained for when he went over to a girls place for some pancakes...

EP. 31. "Please Fat Shame Me So We Can One Day Be Happily Divorced" 02.08.2021

In Episode 31 of "Off N Beat" Podcast W/ Clint Nelson. Does God ever make Mistakes?(0:10) Hot Dogs have become a problem. (1:45) Update on the Georgia Heat.(3:10) Is Ginger Ale good for your sore throat?(4:33) We as Men Need to Start going to the Doctor.(7:15) Can you be happily divorced?(11:10) Clint Needs some Fat Shaming.(17:15) Where Politics and Religion are unfortunately too similar . (21:25...

EP.30."Simone Biles Withdrawing from Tokyo Olympics Exposes Your Fake Patriotism in America" 30.07.2021

In Episode 30,Clint's Gives his thoughts on Simone Biles Withdrawing from the 2021 Tokyo Olympics Due to "Mental Issues"(2:50)...How it Exposes what people truly feel about Olympic Athletes(they don't)...And Has a Message For People Saying She's Disgraceful To her Country.

EP.29. "Tim Pool's Struggling to Find a Lady to make Some "Beanie" Babies With" 28.07.2021

While Tim Pool is a very credible Journalist and Political Commentator in his own right...With The Ladies on the other hand...His Beanie is Blocking himself before he even has a chance....Can a man blame the way "modern times" are as an excuse for not finding his dream lady to make some "Beanie-Babies" with?

EP.28. "The Cyclist Rant"(Angry Rant) 25.07.2021

n Episode 28, Rant Alert:Clint's 45 Minute Angry Rant on Cyclist Who "Share The Road"...This Gets Passionate and Personal.

EP.27."Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Win Award for Having 2 Kids...Can't Make this Shit Up" 24.07.2021

In Episode 27, Apparently Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Receive an Award for doing the most common thing done in human history... having Kids...As you would Expect I have a few thoughts on that. Is the "Environment"and "Overpopulation" really the reason they believe in not having more than 2 children?...I have a Few Theories on that.

EP. 26. "The Real Me" 23.07.2021

The most personal Episode I'll probably ever make. I had Reservations of rather to release this or not but I don't believe in not releasing stuff I make. I Talk about my Current State of my life and what i'm struggling with. Then give you a backstory of my history with Bipolar and Depression that I've Dealt with over my life and how I learned how to manage them with no medication. Then Reveal the...

EP.25."Rory and Mal are Better Than Joe Budden at Podcasting...And Joe Knows It" 20.07.2021

In Episode 25, Clint Reviews the "Off N Beat" Podcast 25 episodes in and What's the Direction of the Podcast going forward...Then Gives his thoughts on Joe Budden struggling Ever Since Firing Rory and Mal...Rant Alert: on "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"....Plus, What the hell happened to free samples?..

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